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Post by zoel on Aug 3, 2009 12:38:08 GMT -6
Fortunately for Nagol, since becoming a bad-guy he had acquired a number of unusual tastes and it just so happened that "athlete's foot flavored baby" was his new favorite food.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 13, 2010 21:57:27 GMT -6
Until a man from the FDA suddenly appeared and declared that Nagol's meal had not had the FDA seal of approval. When Adem attempted to point out that this was Saudi Arabia and not the USA, the FDA man cackled, then put on his sunglasses and his face sombered immediately. "We have decided to rectify that." An hour later the nation of Saudi Arabia was now the 51st state, but then someone in Washington belatedly gave thought to how the Saudis would vote in the next election...
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Post by zoel on Apr 18, 2010 19:29:32 GMT -6
As it turns out, the Saudis all decided to vote for Ron Paul because somebody accidentally translated his name into arabic as "the one who will give you 71 virgins if you vote for him"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 20, 2010 14:05:34 GMT -6
Five minutes later pot was legalized and someone approached Adem and asked if he wanted a joint.
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2010 15:16:04 GMT -6
Adem, who had recently begun to question his very existence as a result of extreme inactivity on the Board, decided that he would indeed like a joint...
Some time later, Adem woke up in a strange operating room and discovered that he now had two elbows in his left arm.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2010 18:30:23 GMT -6
Immediately the thought crossed Adem's mind that he should join the circus as a performer. But approaching an actual circus with his two elbows, he was turned away on the grounds that this thread had already produced enough explosions, radiation storms and ends of the world to provide enough freaks for a lifetime of circuses. Distressed at this development, Adem went home and started posting vids of his double elbowed arm on Youtube...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2010 21:06:55 GMT -6
Unfortunately for Adem, the only person who watched his youtube channel was his mom. This fact was doubly disturbing when Adem discovered the comment "man that is a sexy, sexy double elbow" underneath the video.
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