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Post by zoel on May 8, 2008 9:08:48 GMT -6
not realizing, however, that the hair on the outside of the coconuts would be very itchy, causing them to scratch their chests until they started to bleed...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 10, 2008 15:54:15 GMT -6
When a group of anthropologists stumbled onto the scene and immediately declared the primitives to be the long lost link between humans and...
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Post by zoel on May 13, 2008 22:00:02 GMT -6
cat-dogs
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 28, 2008 21:08:24 GMT -6
The cat-dogs immediately appeared and declared that they were going to sue the anthropologists for including them in theory of evolution, which they declared was crap...
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2008 14:42:41 GMT -6
At this point a four-way battle broke out between the anthropologists, the cat-dogs, the primitives, and some guy named Howie who had randomly stumbled into the room screaming "I am the ghost of Christmas past!"
At first it appeared as though the cat dogs were going to gain the upper hand. Suddenly, however, the anthropologists distracted the dog-half of the cat-dogs by suggesting that they all throw up and then eat their own vomit...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 12, 2008 19:38:52 GMT -6
And out of the vomit came.... Adem! "Yes!" said a molecular biologist who also burst on to the scene, "See, spontanious generation of animate matter!" The debate was further complicated when an eighth player showed up, who turned out to be a member of Al-Qaida...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 12, 2008 19:47:56 GMT -6
who raised his hand up to the heavens, calling out the name, "Allaaaaaaahhhhhh!". Suddenly, an AK47 appeared in his hand. The Cat-Dogs began to proclaim, "See! There must be a Go-" However, their proclamations were silenced as they were filled with bullets.
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Post by zoel on Jun 13, 2008 14:07:53 GMT -6
in about five minutes, the Al-Qaida member had reduced everything that was not him in the room to a pile of bullet-riddled corpses. Looking around, he strangely began to feel remorse for his actions...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 22, 2008 21:45:01 GMT -6
Distressed, he called the psychic hotline for help...
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Post by zoel on Jun 29, 2008 5:01:29 GMT -6
"We predict that you are going to be taken to a secret military base and be tortured to death," the psychic confidently told him.
Immediately the Al-Qaeda member felt much better, since he knew that those psychic predictions never actually came true...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 1, 2008 21:53:52 GMT -6
The Al-Qaeda man is suddenly taken captive by a group of G-men. He is then taken to a secret military base and was tortured to...Pomquanos
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Post by Cellery on Jul 4, 2008 17:58:10 GMT -6
But unfortunately, a group of napkins with machine guns shows up, and kill the G-men before they can do anything.
Then Mr. Miyamoto suddenly appears...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 6, 2008 15:46:03 GMT -6
Mr. Miyamoto, however, has had a few too many mushrooms, which his games advertised.
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Post by zoel on Jul 7, 2008 5:49:15 GMT -6
This resulted in him turning into a giant mushroom himself, which was then promptly eaten by...
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Post by Cellery on Jul 7, 2008 9:06:31 GMT -6
Jim Hensen.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 13, 2008 15:24:55 GMT -6
Whom Adem was standing over with a malicious stare and a knife, angry that he kept being forgotten as the thread's plot...
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Post by zoel on Jul 16, 2008 22:45:03 GMT -6
"If you kill me, you'll die too," Jim Henson pointed out.
It was at that moment in time that Adem realized that he was in fact just a puppet being controlled by Jim Henson.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 7, 2008 14:37:46 GMT -6
At this moment Nagol promptly appeared and demanded that Adem be freed from his state of slavery...
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Post by zoel on Aug 8, 2008 20:22:27 GMT -6
"You're one to be talking about slavery," Jim Henson replied. "Thanks to you, all of the orcs will be enslaved after a Nagol Storybook III"
"Really?" Nagol asked, suddenly feeling extremely guilty. "I should go help free them, shouldn't I?"
Jim Henson nodded his head seriously.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2008 21:05:08 GMT -6
When suddenly Jim Henson's left nut exploded...
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2008 19:14:42 GMT -6
"Farsam! You shouldn't have done that!" Nagol said angrily. "We were having a conversation..."
"You said I should help free Adem," Farsam said defensively.
Adem, who had been hit by the falling puppet-controlling-thingie, was attempting to climb to his feet...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2008 10:15:44 GMT -6
When Minos appeared and demanded...
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Post by zoel on Aug 24, 2008 12:17:06 GMT -6
that the author change him from being the "bad guy" to the "good guy" so that he could finally defeat Nagol once and for all...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 3, 2008 19:46:46 GMT -6
but that would imply that Nagol be changed into a bad guy, so...
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2008 19:48:35 GMT -6
Nagol immediately became a sadist cannibal and started looking for a kindergarten full of fat babies that he could eat..
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 9, 2008 14:10:42 GMT -6
And the first one he happened upon happened to be in Saudi Arabia...
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2008 11:29:08 GMT -6
Pulling out his fork and knife, Nagol prepared to relish in the eating of the fat Arabian babe that now sat in front of him. Still being Nagol, however, he had to eat the baby in a Nagol-like manner, and so decided to first roast it over a fire of burning duct tape...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 30, 2008 18:27:43 GMT -6
The smoke from the duct tape caused the infant flesh to acquire the taste of...
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2008 13:10:19 GMT -6
duct tape?
"No," Nagol decided, savoring the first juicy chunk of well-browned baby. "This tastes a lot more like..."
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 7, 2009 22:18:40 GMT -6
Athlete's foot.
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