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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 1, 2007 16:22:33 GMT -6
And then suddenly the US Army marched into Mexico City and the US government annexed the country.
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Post by zoel on Oct 2, 2007 15:32:00 GMT -6
And so Adem was forced to once again flee in an attempt to find a country where the US police would not be able to arrest him for killing Kenny...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 4, 2007 12:33:14 GMT -6
And thus Adem fled to North Korea...
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Post by zoel on Oct 7, 2007 12:32:16 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Adem forgot that in North Korea it was a crime to speak English and was immediately thrown into a concentration camp...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 9, 2007 11:35:53 GMT -6
*que music from "The Great Escape*
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Post by zoel on Oct 9, 2007 20:59:52 GMT -6
Unfortunately, listening to American music is also banned and Adem is sentenced to be executed the next morning...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 18, 2007 19:53:20 GMT -6
During the middle of the night all around the world all the guns in the world spontaniously change into...
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2007 13:23:46 GMT -6
eco-feminazies...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 25, 2007 9:50:36 GMT -6
And thus the world was fjsidljfsioewjfewojfi;jasdfjisdkl;fsjdaklfa.
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Post by zoel on Oct 28, 2007 17:39:47 GMT -6
which was really hard to pronounce, so everyone just decided to call the world fjf instead...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 31, 2007 10:05:32 GMT -6
And of course debate immediatly ensued when the fact that the world was now fjf was attributed to gloabal warming...
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Post by zoel on Oct 31, 2007 13:24:29 GMT -6
But it was soon realized that all of the debate was itself contributing to global warming and moreover that environmentalists were for the most part annoying and stupid, and so it was agreed to throw them into outer-space.
The environmentalists soon came to rest on the planet Venus where they immediately declared that it would be horribly disrespectful of them to try and alter the natural habitat by bringing about global cooling, so instead they just evolved the ability to survive in really hot places...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 2, 2007 22:28:31 GMT -6
For whatever reason, this evolution also resulted in the environmentalists growing two and a half heads...
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Post by zoel on Nov 3, 2007 13:09:41 GMT -6
This finally also increased their intelligence to that of a normal human being, at which point they realized that environmentalism was fairly stupid and that they should all just go back home and have a milkshake...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 11, 2007 14:01:20 GMT -6
A fight immediatly ensued when Adem tried to prevent anyone from getting a stawberry milkshake as it reminded him a little too much of himself.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 12, 2007 16:46:33 GMT -6
And then Adem decided he hated Logan for skipping this thread as opposed to the others. As such Logan was written into the story and immediatly subject to...
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Post by zoel on Dec 16, 2007 12:31:04 GMT -6
having cheeseballs stuck up his nose and being forced to sit in the comfy chair...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 18, 2007 17:44:42 GMT -6
However the comfy chair was not so comfy when someone had pointed out that Gumbo had recently pissed on it...
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Post by zoel on Dec 19, 2007 13:38:41 GMT -6
However, Gumbo was still so cute that Logan eventually forgave him and the two of them ran off to Jamaica together...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Dec 22, 2007 17:37:19 GMT -6
Where Gumbo promptly shreads the island nation's entire supply of toilet paper. The Jamaican ambassador to the UN pleads with the general assembly to start a massive relief effort as soon as possible, but as usual the UN promptly alocates a total budget to the aid of about $6.37. Adem, at this point desperately unemployed, takes the job and finds that he alone must find a way to replenish Jamaica's supply of toliet paper...
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Post by zoel on Dec 23, 2007 13:13:35 GMT -6
He first attempts to replace all of the toilet paper with copies of the New York Times, but after about a week this causes everyone in Jamaica to develop extremely painful rashes on their... bums.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 24, 2007 19:03:26 GMT -6
Adem is dismayed by this development, and runs off to the Mos Eisely cantina on Tattooine to drown away his troubles...
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Post by zoel on Dec 25, 2007 0:03:05 GMT -6
there he picks a fight with an architect who then loses his arm and is forced to become a...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 31, 2007 13:48:22 GMT -6
President.
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Post by zoel on Dec 31, 2007 14:46:26 GMT -6
His primary issues were equal rights for the single armed and unarmed of society.
"That's just nonsense!" Adem protested. "How can people without arms have rights? It's our opposable thumbs that hold us a step above the animals, you know!"
For some reason, a lot of people seem to agree with Adem and he is forced to run against the one-armed alien in the next election...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 8, 2008 23:22:21 GMT -6
The campaign began when Adem ran up and threw a pile of mud into his opponants face...
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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2008 0:20:31 GMT -6
naturally, since his opponent had only one arm he could only sling mud half as fast as Adem and Adem soon won the election..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 26, 2008 21:26:07 GMT -6
He therefore declared that someone should really give him an idea what to do as he had no idea in hell as to how to run the world...
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Post by zoel on Jan 28, 2008 15:16:36 GMT -6
Michael Jackson immediately appeared and suggested that Adem pass a resolution banning young boys from wearing pants...
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Post by Syd (formerly Ionix) on Jan 29, 2008 15:58:44 GMT -6
And he thought it was a great idea to promptly castrate Mr. Jackson (if he isn't already)...
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