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Post by zoel on Feb 2, 2008 12:08:30 GMT -6
unfortunately, it wasn't a great idea because for some reason (we don't know why) it led to nuclear war...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 18, 2008 20:48:20 GMT -6
The answer of course, was those crazy SPASH debators...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 19, 2008 22:05:00 GMT -6
Then the arguement was brought up that Whales were harmful to the environment, and thus should be exterminated.
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Post by zoel on Feb 20, 2008 15:22:07 GMT -6
Unfortunately, all of the whales were already extinct because they accidentally ate some of the radioactive fish after the nuclear war, and so it was decided that instead what should be exterminated was...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2008 19:46:03 GMT -6
People whe believed in people who oppose people who tear down buildings...
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Post by zoel on Feb 27, 2008 19:51:24 GMT -6
but then it was pointed out that Adem was already the protagonist of one thread
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 29, 2008 23:05:35 GMT -6
Leading someone to ask where he had gone as he had not been featured in several posts...
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Post by zoel on Mar 2, 2008 19:34:40 GMT -6
at which point it was revealed that Adem had gone on vacation in Bermuda where...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 5, 2008 22:30:53 GMT -6
A hurricane was on its way...
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Post by zoel on Mar 6, 2008 17:00:42 GMT -6
The denizens of Bermuda were rather upset to find that their island was about to be destroyed by a class 6 hurricane, so they decided to protect themselves by building shelters made out of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2008 15:22:20 GMT -6
Adem.
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Post by zoel on Mar 29, 2008 5:59:09 GMT -6
Adem was naturally confused by the villager's attempts to transform him into a class-6 hurricane worthy shelter, but once he realized what was being done, he gladly helped the natives out by attempting to shelter them from the hurricane with his body.
As soon as he saw how bit the hurricane was, however, Adem promptly freaked out. Fleeing on the first plane to Madagascar, he left the natives of Bermuda to suffer the consequences of their fate. Most perished a short but painful death....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2008 10:59:07 GMT -6
And went straight for some reason to the planet of Eternal Sodomy. Shocked and confused, Adem wondered just why the [frugal nazies] the people of Bermuda had been sent there. Distraught, Adem went to the one person who could tell him why...
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Post by zoel on Mar 30, 2008 12:29:25 GMT -6
George Washington.
Unfortunately George Washington was dead, and so Adem was forced to seek him out in the underworld.
There Adem eventually found George Washington in--where else--the planet of Eternal Sodomy.
"But what are you doing here?" Adem asked. "Didn't you live a good life and so should be in heaven...?"
It was at this point that a random passerby pointed out that someone had to do the sodomizing on the planet of eternal sodomy, but our nation's first president vigorously denied all accusations of having a predilection for young Bermudan boys...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 1, 2008 18:28:07 GMT -6
At which point Adem spotted Ayn Rand and decided to ask her for help...
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2008 15:39:06 GMT -6
"gotta buck?" Ayn asked hopefully.
"Well, no," Adem admitted. "I was kind of hoping you would help me. You know... for free?"
It was then that Adem received the second dirtiest look he had ever gotten in his life thus far. The dirtiest look, of course, had been the one he had gotten when he asked Sally in the seventh grade if she would go to the dance with him. That one had left permanent burn-marks on his face and arms. This one merely singed a little...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 10, 2008 12:48:16 GMT -6
This said, Adem then fell on his knees and begged for Ayn Rand's help, that he'd do anything. Ayn Rand eventually consented, but only on the terms that Adem...
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2008 17:38:13 GMT -6
paid her back with three pounds of his flesh.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 14, 2008 15:47:22 GMT -6
It was then realized that Shakespeare had gotten ahold of the script, and was doodling in it...
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Post by zoel on Apr 14, 2008 16:21:06 GMT -6
Adem quickly flipped to the last page of the script and discovered that he--as well as nearly everyone else in the story--was doomed to die a strange and highly-ironic death. Upon realizing this, Adem quickly became terrified and attempted to avert his imminent death by...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2008 12:43:58 GMT -6
Osmosis
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Post by zoel on Apr 22, 2008 12:13:43 GMT -6
the passage of water through a semi-permeable membrane, however, was clearly not going to be enough to save Adem (who being an inflatable shark would probably cease to float if he were filled with water).
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 24, 2008 13:42:26 GMT -6
At this point someone yelled at the Zoel for mixing up the threads...
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2008 10:49:34 GMT -6
at which point Logan attempted to defend himself by pointing out it was possible that Adem was both a pink-unicorn and an inflatable shark...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2008 16:23:28 GMT -6
At which point this was declared impossible because the computer from Portal didn't want that to happen...
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2008 9:03:42 GMT -6
at which point it was pointed out that the computer had been killed.
At which point, it was pointed out that the computer was still alive.
At which point Adem grabbed the portal gun and used it to attempt to escape from the thread...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 29, 2008 21:35:16 GMT -6
Once he went through, Adem found himself on a tropical island, whose populace seemed to be starving. Adem asked them if he could help, and then they began to look at him greedily.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 3, 2008 9:03:02 GMT -6
And soon the islanders surrounded him and demanded that he surrender his...
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2008 16:36:57 GMT -6
portal gun, which was worth more than the organ's of (insert participant's hometown here).
They planned to use the money to buy a large number of coconuts...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2008 15:00:11 GMT -6
As primative versions of breast implants...
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