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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 17:55:07 GMT -6
Since cheese curds are the only reason people come to the fair, M___l's economy plummeted forcing all of the chippers to get jobs at...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 20:39:36 GMT -6
Hooters.
In light of this sickening development Adem decided that he would no longer go there.
This done, Adem then decided that...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 4, 2005 22:27:40 GMT -6
He hated people who hated people who use Marthreaca hair gel and went on a murderous rampage
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2005 10:58:46 GMT -6
The KKK people were therefore eliminated, bringing a final and glorious end to racism in Amercia, except for all the liberals who kept demanding affirmative action. Since, by coinicidence they also insisted that Marthreca hairgel was bad for the environment, Adem decided to kill them all, starting with...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2005 17:02:18 GMT -6
Ms. Feldner, but...
Hey we can't let him go off and kill Ms. Feldner! Who else would show Zimbardo and his classics "uman" quotes!?
This said, Ms. Feldner was assailed by a spork weilding Adem, but she retatiated when she whipped out her lightsaber and...
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2005 20:26:20 GMT -6
promptly declared herself unoppsed history-teacher/ruler-of-the-universe and continued to maintain that position until Mr H-----...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 8, 2005 21:08:05 GMT -6
Unleashed his ferocious Mini-me upon her!
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Post by zoel on Sept 9, 2005 17:56:29 GMT -6
Ms. Feldner was so terrified of the H----- Mini-me that she decided she needed to go eat chinese food to relax a little. Her fortune cookie at the chinese restaurant informed here that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 9, 2005 19:53:03 GMT -6
She needed to beware of a Japanese waitress bearing fortuen cookies.
Suddenly Cato appeared and attacked her as he simply couldn't find Inspector Clossuoe to attack.
"SAAAAAIIII!!" he screamed as he lept forth onto her.
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Post by zoel on Sept 10, 2005 13:55:29 GMT -6
but of course Ms. Feldner read her fortunte to read "beware of a Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies... in bed" so after defeating Clousaue, that evening before going to be she...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 10, 2005 21:40:19 GMT -6
Pulled out a shotgun and waited for a Japanese waitress to show up. No Japanese waitresses showed up, but there was the unfortunete arrival of a...
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2005 13:43:26 GMT -6
rather disgruntled postal worker who had just quit his job and was now going on a murderous rampage with a...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 11, 2005 20:11:46 GMT -6
Blunt end of a Water Closet.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 11, 2005 22:03:14 GMT -6
The dusgruntled postal worker savagly charged Ms. Feldner with the blunt end of a water closet, but at the last moment she...
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 10:59:05 GMT -6
admitted that the only thing she had ever actually wanted in life was to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2005 14:39:41 GMT -6
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 19:30:43 GMT -6
but then the Editor who tried to add that to the story was shot by Ms. Feldner. For some reason, this caused Adem to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 10:19:56 GMT -6
Turn into a dog!
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 13:33:57 GMT -6
(dog) Adem approached the nearest fire-hydrant and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 20:52:14 GMT -6
Was attacked by PETFH, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Fire Hydrants.
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 21:08:02 GMT -6
who were themselves attacked by POASLI or People for the Obliteration of All Stupid Liberal Idiots. POASLI then continued their reign of destruction by bringing an end to PETA, PETP, and the entire Democratic National Convention. Unfortunately, this caused a giant entropy vortex to appear. The vortex then proceeded to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 14:06:56 GMT -6
Make Adem the rule of all!
Hence after he demanded to be known by his true name!
Antidisestablishmentarianism I!
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Post by zoel on Sept 14, 2005 15:48:21 GMT -6
but this was so incredibly long and difficult to type, all of his subjects revolted leaving him once again poor homeless, and in desperate need of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 20:43:02 GMT -6
Toilet paper...
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Post by zoel on Sept 15, 2005 15:39:14 GMT -6
as a result, he was forced to use leaves. Unfortunately he used poision ivy and got a rash on his bum making him so itchy that he...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2005 20:15:51 GMT -6
Complained so loudly that he attracted the attention of JerOD...
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2005 11:32:24 GMT -6
who was naturally not very interested in exaMining Adem's bum, so instead he...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 16, 2005 16:15:39 GMT -6
Decided to convert Adem to his belief that the Papacy was the antichrist and had to be gotten rid of. Adem, having recently been overthrown as ruler of the universe and having nothing better to do, decided to help. And so JerOD and Adem marched off to overthrow the Papacy...
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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 18:04:21 GMT -6
they didn't get very far, of course, because the pope was in fact the antichrist and had lots of secret police who promptly arrested Adem and JerOD and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 17, 2005 21:43:27 GMT -6
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