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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 22:36:54 GMT -6
they were then given milk and cookies and asked if they had ever...
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Post by chocozuma on Sept 18, 2005 12:22:33 GMT -6
killed this pathetic cult called welovduksowhatever and that it would be a really good idea if they did
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Post by zoel on Sept 18, 2005 14:45:19 GMT -6
These seemed like a rather obvious suggestion from the Catholic Chruch's secret service men, but nonetheless JerOD and Adem were taken completely off guard. So off guard, in fact, that they...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 18, 2005 15:14:34 GMT -6
Were now vulnerable to the Chinese Communist Conspiracy (hordes of two foot Chinese people flood through the door in background)!  |
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 11:42:07 GMT -6
unfortunately, neither Adem nor JerOD had taken swimming class so they were about to drown when...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 19, 2005 17:13:06 GMT -6
A distinct tune of Battle hymn of the Republic was heard. Adem and JerOD cheered, but unfortunetly the American Protection ship sailed off to Iraq instead. However, as they were about to drown, a man came up and said he would save them if they agreed to help advertise for a different type of "protection..."
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 19:02:48 GMT -6
but when JerOD found out what it was, he decided to drown instead. Adem, however, was saved and soon became famous after starring in several other infomercials including one about...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 10:37:42 GMT -6
infomercials...
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 11:08:53 GMT -6
these infomericals were in fact so infomercial-ish that watching them actually killed most people. Adem was quickly recruited by the government and paid to create a german-version of the infomercials but...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 15:02:27 GMT -6
Soon he attracted the attention of the rising Nazi party...
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 21:49:38 GMT -6
who wanted to develop their own super weapon, even though Hitler thought it was a silly idea because...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 23, 2005 15:40:09 GMT -6
It didn't bear his image ingraved in stone on it.
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Post by zoel on Sept 23, 2005 18:42:25 GMT -6
so the NAZIes decided to make an infomercial about what a pefect aryan man Hitler was, noting the fact that he was clearly six feet tall, had blond hair, and blue eyes. Oddly enough, people seemed to believe it including...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 25, 2005 12:26:33 GMT -6
Darth Cow and Ferguson.
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Post by zoel on Sept 25, 2005 12:50:43 GMT -6
who decided that a perfect Aryan man must taste really good, so they ate Hitler and themselves became evil-nazi-dictators and proceeded to invade...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 26, 2005 9:11:00 GMT -6
Poland, causing France to declare war. France, somehow or another, remembered to block any potential invasion through [near Luxembourg] this time.
So Darth Cow and Ferguson simply went through France the direct way as there was simply no one there defending, it being the last thing the French would have thought of this time.
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Post by zoel on Sept 26, 2005 12:20:31 GMT -6
Needless to say, France surrendured.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 27, 2005 23:51:06 GMT -6
Then, Darth Cow and Ferguson had the brilliant idea of invading Russia while bringing sufficient winter gear!
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Post by zoel on Oct 4, 2005 18:17:44 GMT -6
again, a marvelous sucess. Indeed, Ferguson and Darth cow would have probably conqured all of earth if they had not been stopped by...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 5, 2005 15:13:03 GMT -6
Howard Dean.
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Post by zoel on Oct 6, 2005 14:18:06 GMT -6
who screamed like a little girl causing Darth Cow and Ferguson to flee in horror
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 7, 2005 10:46:28 GMT -6
Thus setting the stage for Howard Dean to rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 9, 2005 16:00:43 GMT -6
...little girls, whom being an intelligent businessman he promptly sold into slavery in exchange for 1,000,000...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 11, 2005 12:54:48 GMT -6
boxes of styrofoam.
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Post by zoel on Oct 11, 2005 15:52:19 GMT -6
which he burned destroying the ozone layer, which caused massive amounts of uv radiation mutating everyone into...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 12, 2005 20:45:28 GMT -6
Mini Qs. Naturally this made Q very upset.
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Post by zoel on Oct 13, 2005 12:19:56 GMT -6
but there was nothing he could do, because editor Logan had recently acquired all of Q's powers in a lawsuit...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 17, 2005 21:54:57 GMT -6
A lawsuit in which he accused the continueum of existing.
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Post by zoel on Oct 18, 2005 16:41:29 GMT -6
which was such an absurd propostion that the judge had simply walked out of the room allowing Logan's Editor to write whatever he wanted in the verdict including a clause that guaranteed him an unlimited supply of...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 18, 2005 21:08:31 GMT -6
Human organs...
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