HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 28, 2005 20:46:15 GMT -6
Micheal Jackson.
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Post by zoel on Jul 30, 2005 20:13:39 GMT -6
George Farley
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 6, 2005 16:37:10 GMT -6
's name was suddenly thrown in at random.
Adem and the man in the lawnchair were utterly confused by this development, seeing as how it had nothing to do with the fact that Mt. Everest was in fact a clone of Micheal Jackson...
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Post by zoel on Aug 6, 2005 21:40:46 GMT -6
but they decided to go with it and set out on a quest to find George who had just been taken captive by the ravenous princess
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 11, 2005 15:53:16 GMT -6
And thus, the protagonists from two Adventure stories were at last face to face. Adem and Ionix stared at each other.
Ionix was, of course, a bad guy this time, or at least an antagonist as he was a good friend of the Ravonous Princess.
The situation deteriorated rapidly, especially once the man in the lawnchair began cursing and chucking beer cans at Ionix, who promptly...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 11, 2005 22:16:32 GMT -6
Decided he was insane and went on murderous rampage, but promptly dicovered...
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2005 19:52:23 GMT -6
that he had killed all of the voices inside his head, making himself sane once more
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 14, 2005 14:16:19 GMT -6
Ionix decided that Adem and the man in the lawnchair must die.
As he menacingly and slowly marched towards them, claymore in hand, Adem and the man in the lawnchair frantically tried to make the lawnchair fly as it must be magic. None of thier attempts succeded. Finally, in one last desperate attempt, they sprayed the lawnchair with the last of the man in the lawnchair's cans of beer.
Their frantic last ditched attempt result in the lawnchair...
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2005 20:50:56 GMT -6
becoming drunk and falling over, which caused Adem and the man in the lawnchair to fall off it spraining their...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 18, 2005 10:35:03 GMT -6
Noses.
This done, Ionix continued slowly marched torward them, when suddenly he was striken down by a plot device and horribly transformed!
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Crap! I can't get the picture to work!
Oh well. Ionix is spontaniously zapped and becomes a cow.
Adem and the man who was formerly in the lawnchair looked up with quizical looks on their faces, when they realized they could really go for some beef.
However, (Cow) Ionix was saved at the last moment by...
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2005 20:50:40 GMT -6
the sudden appearance of a number of hindus who began to worship him....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 21, 2005 20:57:40 GMT -6
By feeding him...
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 15:55:56 GMT -6
grass and hay...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2005 17:13:29 GMT -6
But the situation became incredably more complicated when Adem and the man in the lawnchair began fighting with (cow) Ionix over who got to eat the hay. The Hindu worshippers...
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 19:21:28 GMT -6
Promptly died and were reincarnated as fire-breathing dragons which naturally was good for...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 24, 2005 20:26:11 GMT -6
Knitting...
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 17:20:43 GMT -6
sweatshirts and the like. Ionix bought a sweatshirt and was about to give it to his girlfriend when...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 25, 2005 20:17:27 GMT -6
She saw that Ionix was now a cow and attempted to eat him.
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 21:15:29 GMT -6
since she was a velociraptor. She was escorted off the scene of the movie, however, when..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 26, 2005 23:01:33 GMT -6
The man from the censorship board appeared and demanded that the story return to clean decent things.
So, Adem and the man in the lawnchair (who was now drinking cherry soda as opposed to beer) set out to discover the answer to the age old question: what really did happen when you put metal into a microwave?
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Post by zoel on Aug 27, 2005 19:47:26 GMT -6
of course since they had been caught in a time-vortex and there were no microwaves, the only way they could do this was by studying quantum physics. After doing this, however, they were so smart that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 10:39:17 GMT -6
They finally figured out how to make their VCR stop blinking 12:00 all the time.
This done, they decided to take a well-deserved break and watched Dr. Strangelove.
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2005 14:12:21 GMT -6
and afterwards decided that blowing up the world looked like a really good idea, so they started by...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 22:03:50 GMT -6
attempting to destroy Irma...
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 0:47:22 GMT -6
unfortunately, the inbreeding in Irma had caused genetic mutations leading to a new race of Xpeople who easily fought off Adem and the Man in the Lawnchair. After killing the Man in the Lawnchair, the Xpeople...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 14:21:58 GMT -6
(You killed the man in the lawnchair, you mean person!!  ) Decided that they would continue their conquest on into M------. They were soon confronted, however, by one JerOD Butt... |
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 20:06:55 GMT -6
who acused them of being the anti-christ since a lot of people in Irma are catholic
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 22:07:52 GMT -6
The people of Irma attempted to argue this, but being from Irma they were completly incapable of having any deep thoughts, even against one so... we're not sure what but something, deragotory or such, as JerOD.
This said, the people of Irma were actually losing to JerOD, when suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 12:54:09 GMT -6
a flock of meese landed in the middle of Stang's Park and proceeded to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 16:03:44 GMT -6
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