HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 13, 2005 6:09:25 GMT -6
So, Adem was dead. Unfortunetly for him, there was an afterlife. Well, quite a few actually. Adem happened to go to...
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2005 12:32:51 GMT -6
the abysmal realm of his evil-grumpiness Mr. Crumpworthy...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 17, 2005 6:27:19 GMT -6
Where Agrajag was also kept. He had failed to kill Arthur Dent with his last life, so in this afterlife he took up doing...
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Post by zoel on May 17, 2005 19:58:21 GMT -6
crossword puzzles. Desperate, he turned to Adem and demanded to know what was a seven letter word for "to impail with a blunt spoon"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 20, 2005 13:54:22 GMT -6
To which Adem responded, "spork?"
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Post by zoel on May 20, 2005 19:36:15 GMT -6
Aagarjag was about to protest that 'spork' was neither a verb nor did it have seven letters, but he was suddenly killed by...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 21, 2005 22:04:14 GMT -6
Surprisingly a man named Bob, but unsurprisingly it was a reincarnation of Arthur Dent...
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Post by zoel on May 23, 2005 18:29:25 GMT -6
Arthur Dent proceeded to explain that every since the debacle on Earth he had been trying to avoid using his real name because....
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Post by newyorkpattie on May 24, 2005 19:32:42 GMT -6
Worlynn's brain capacity was not big enough to comprehend such a name. Immediately upon hearing this, Worlynn exploded as did JerOD, who happened to be standing next to him.
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Post by zoel on May 24, 2005 20:44:22 GMT -6
All of this was extremly messy so Arthur and Adem decided to go take a bath in the river. Unfortunately, this was the one day out of the year when all the local peasants took a bath so the water was already completely filthy...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 30, 2005 14:59:09 GMT -6
And they both became diesesed. For an added twist, the diesese turned out to be vampirism.
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2005 20:35:33 GMT -6
Douglas Adams promptly turned around and sucked the blood out of a random victim who turned out to be aagrajag. Adem, however...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2005 12:10:40 GMT -6
Wondered where the flaming monkey Douglas Adams had come from and what happened to Arthur Dent.
The question of Arthur, could be explained all too well, unfortunetly.
Arthur Dent had spontaniously mutated into into Arthur the... whatever animal... The kid show animal thing Arthur! (Oh, and he was still a vampire, sooo...)
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Post by zoel on May 31, 2005 21:59:25 GMT -6
He started sucking the blood out of ants (the kid show Arthur is an aardvark)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 1, 2005 13:55:10 GMT -6
As such Adem quickly killed (aardvark) (kid-show) Arthur and sucked the blood from his remains. That done, (vampire) Adem went out on a crusade to kill all children show characters...
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Post by zoel on Jun 1, 2005 16:19:23 GMT -6
Starting with Barney....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 3, 2005 8:15:03 GMT -6
First of all he went out and bought a book, "Killing children cartoon characters for dummies"
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Post by zoel on Jun 3, 2005 20:27:42 GMT -6
Unfortunately the editor was actually a really lousy editor (which probably explains why this story has no plot). In fact, he was so bad he couldn't even read...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 17, 2005 12:12:07 GMT -6
War and Peace...
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Post by zoel on Jun 18, 2005 12:12:40 GMT -6
But then again, most people can't since its written half in French and half in Russian. Thorougly unamused, the editor decided to kill all French people starting with...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 18, 2005 17:37:33 GMT -6
John Kerry. To do this he hired a team of latin American rebels...
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Post by zoel on Jun 24, 2005 22:05:45 GMT -6
Unfortunately, being from Latin America, they promptly started a civil war and killed each other for drugs...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2005 20:54:32 GMT -6
And then the survivors just sat around getting high, until one day when...
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Post by zoel on Jul 4, 2005 19:26:25 GMT -6
they got so high that they were run over by a man in a lawnchair...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 9, 2005 13:27:03 GMT -6
This man quickly gained the attention of Adem, who once again was struggling to keep the story focused on him and keeping the plot moving.
So, it was decided to introduce an actual plot, and it was decided that succes was much more likely since Swanson didn't post prolifically on this thread.
That done, Adem and the man in the lawnchair set out on thier great quest to...
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Post by zoel on Jul 9, 2005 21:03:01 GMT -6
conquer Mt. Everest. They began by invading the only village within twenty miles of the mountain and then moved on to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 15, 2005 19:37:30 GMT -6
Attempt to conquer the rocks surronding the mountain. They tried various methods, incuding shooting them, hurling insults at them, hurling profane insults at them, hurling even more profane insults at them, attempting to bash them with other rocks, trying to use a laser to heat them to the point of fracture...
After many attempts, the man in the lawnchair opened yet another beer can, took a swig from it, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "YO MAMA!!"
This apparantly worked, as their latest effort was met with a collosal avalanche...
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Post by zoel on Jul 17, 2005 19:31:51 GMT -6
After unburying themselves three days later...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 28, 2005 10:48:19 GMT -6
The man in the lawnchair was very angry at Mt. Everest and yelled "Yo mama!" again.
At this point Mt. Everest turned away and began to sob...
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Post by zoel on Jul 28, 2005 13:04:37 GMT -6
Mt. Everest, you see, was actually a clone and had no mother. In fact, it was a clone of...
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