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Post by zoel on Mar 31, 2005 22:17:56 GMT -6
gave everyone the vulcan nerve pinch, causing them to pass out. This allowed the Vulcans to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 3, 2005 18:20:15 GMT -6
Set up an empire to conquer the universe and purge all emotion from everyone. For a while they were succesful. But then one day they stumbled across a planet full of teletubbies...
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Post by zoel on Apr 3, 2005 20:40:28 GMT -6
and for the first time ever, the Vulcans encountered their match: pure, unadulterated illogic in physical form.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 5, 2005 20:54:31 GMT -6
The Vulcans tried to resist, but to no avail, as their streneous mental disiplinces began to fail them one by one. Eventually, one of them snapped, and...
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Post by zoel on Apr 7, 2005 21:01:11 GMT -6
Joined with the tellietubbies...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 11, 2005 6:33:27 GMT -6
The universe exploded. But this was not the end of everything, as a number of people managed to escape before the disaster happened. This group was the M------ Debate team. They escaped into a different universe, and found themselves in a mirror universe, an evil and twisted universe where M------ Debate was worse than our SPASH (in evilness) and ran even eviler K's. Worst of all was (mirror) H-----, who was...
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Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2005 20:41:26 GMT -6
A crazy collage judge and only voted for whichever team said 'ecofeminazies' the most in the round. Naturally (mirror) Logan won ever single round because he had an ecofeminazi advantage attatched to his dolphin plan.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 13, 2005 6:36:32 GMT -6
And (mirror) Andrew, Logan, and Swanson were all liberals! Naturally this was universe quite horrified (our) M------ Debate team. So they marched up and each confronted their (mirror) doubles. Oh, and the only good thing was that (mirror) Hogue was actually a decent person...
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Post by zoel on Apr 13, 2005 20:45:28 GMT -6
The debaters and M------ debaters naturally resorted to biting one another except for Logan who was so incredibly amused by (mirror) Logan that he rolled over laughing and Mathias who fell in love with (mirror) Mathias.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 22, 2005 6:33:00 GMT -6
But the best part came with the encounter between JerOD and (mirror) JerOD...
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Post by zoel on Apr 23, 2005 16:46:09 GMT -6
Naturally neither one could hear the other so they just kept screaming louder and louder until....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 23, 2005 20:49:39 GMT -6
They were outdone by Jerrie and (mirror) Jerrie...
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Post by zoel on Apr 24, 2005 16:30:09 GMT -6
All of this noise caused the walls of Jerico to come tumbling down, much to the dismay of humpty-dumpty who was sitting on top of the wall.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2005 20:43:07 GMT -6
As the cloud of dust subsided, Adem suddenly appeared in the story again. He looked around, and suddenly he was being charged with a dagger by (mirror)...
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Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2005 17:50:04 GMT -6
Sara Ferrie. Naturally he ran for his life.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 26, 2005 17:58:55 GMT -6
And he kept running until he bumped into (mirror) Hogue, who was actually a decent person. But (Mirror) Sara impaled him with her dagger (Oh well...) Defenseless, Adem suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2005 19:39:39 GMT -6
Sneezed. Naturally this caused a strange chain of events involving a goat named Charles and three blind mice, but which resulted in...
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Post by Name on Apr 28, 2005 13:17:59 GMT -6
the creation of a fasist state with Mr. H----- at it's head.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2005 17:15:14 GMT -6
Needing someone to hide behind (most likely to take the bullet instead of himself), H----- proclaimed Adem figurehead emperor of Earth. Adem quite liked his new job, it was a definte step up from his old ones. That is, until one day when...
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2005 20:25:12 GMT -6
300 Cuban Guerrilla warriors invaded his palace and proceeded to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2005 21:16:01 GMT -6
Acuse him of bringing about the genital mutilation DA...
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Post by zoel on May 1, 2005 20:23:46 GMT -6
But then they finally found Corey (who really did run genital mutilation in a round and win on it)....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2005 7:42:49 GMT -6
But then Corey decided to take Adem hostage. But the Cuban rebels didn't care, and they shot Corey anyways. This of course led to Adem getting shot in the head. He didn't die, however. He was shot in the frontal lobe, the judgement center...
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2005 18:17:54 GMT -6
And from that day on he was frequently heard shouting obsenities such as...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2005 12:40:31 GMT -6
"May the wrath of the Great Many Potatos be upon you!"
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Post by zoel on May 10, 2005 19:37:46 GMT -6
And whenever he did, a number of potatoes were seen to fall from the sky. This would have been alright, were it not a well-known fact that "it's wrong to think you can solve any major problem with just potatoes"
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Post by The Radical Communist on May 10, 2005 20:24:13 GMT -6
The universe attempted to self-destruct, but it was prevented by the overwheming mass of buracracy involved.
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Post by zoel on May 11, 2005 19:12:55 GMT -6
So someone tried to invent a paperwork reduction device, but they were stopped by incessent demands that they first file a patent on the device and then apply for FDA approval...
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Post by The Radical Communist on May 12, 2005 12:48:57 GMT -6
And then suddenly Adem was suddenly (pink-water-breathing bunny rabbit) Adem, for whatever reason, we're not sure why.
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Post by zoel on May 12, 2005 19:42:55 GMT -6
Which promptly went extinct because the judge decided that the affirmative plan designed to save them was not topical and voted against it.
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