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Post by The Admin on Jan 13, 2005 22:01:38 GMT -6
Someone besides Sarah because she had already married Jarred..
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Post by PinkPaisleyDebate on Jan 22, 2005 11:58:12 GMT -6
But the marriage lasted one unhappy week because Jarred was going to die of a week long sickness. After getting over Jarred's death, Sarah decided to look for Worlin. She found him and they were joined in holy matrimony.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 5, 2005 16:49:47 GMT -6
...but then Worlin spontaneously combusted, so Sawah was freed from that unfortunate marriage. Worlin and Jared were burried together where they both sank to the depthes of HELL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 8, 2005 17:03:51 GMT -6
When there was suddenly a great crack from heaven.
And the voice of [SWMBN], was heard.
"We apologize for the inconvienience."
Everyone pondered this deeply, thinking He was refering to having mankind live in such a silly, messed up world. However, he was actaully refering to the existance of Sarah Maymer, whom he promptly implaled with a giant quill pen!!!!
That done, and Maymer's soul sent to the realm of Eternal Country Music, [SWMBN] said, "Let the story once again be about Adem."
Adem then set out on his quest, and also realized that the story had gone absoultly nowhere since Maymer got involved in the story, decided he must brave the horrors of the Realm of Eternal Country Music to completly destroy Maymer's unholy, perverted, liberal soul. To do this, however, he needed a...
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Post by JerOD on Feb 9, 2005 10:15:58 GMT -6
..Maymer's soul. To get it he would have to...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 9, 2005 21:07:38 GMT -6
overcome his complete and total republican idiocy because it requires great intelligence to see into mamew's liberal and righteous soul.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 7:11:54 GMT -6
Bu then everyone in the story just started falling over laughing and snickering at that last comment as it was quite retarded.
He would have to overcome three trials. Pain, anti-chivalry, and Hgourpe.
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Post by JerOD on Feb 11, 2005 10:04:37 GMT -6
So he set off to do so. On his journey he encountered....
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 17:13:34 GMT -6
Senator Ted Kennedy. This entire story was made up as it went along, it was decided that this could be a sane universe so Adem had old Teddy arrested for that incident a few years back where he commited universe but used his family ties to cover up for it.
Justice done, Adem continued on his quest.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 11, 2005 18:08:02 GMT -6
but first, Adem decided to steal worlin's video games.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 12, 2005 15:24:30 GMT -6
He then discovered that the doors to Worlin's house were locked and so he continued on his way without the video games...
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Post by JerOD on Feb 14, 2005 10:20:20 GMT -6
....and decided to....
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 14, 2005 16:46:36 GMT -6
Eat a bucket of KFC in front of a bunch of PETA protesters...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 14, 2005 20:28:24 GMT -6
who set him on fire and ate him instead.
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Post by JerOD on Feb 16, 2005 7:51:35 GMT -6
So his life was ended and chickens were clucking for joy that this evil chicken-eater was dead. But then Sarah Maymer came along and decided to be her evil liberal self. The chickens feared her for she had threatened their Artic National Wildlife Refuge home. The head chicken had to do something, but what? How could they defeat an evil liberal? The answer came from...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Feb 16, 2005 14:38:22 GMT -6
nowhere because it could not be done. Her liberal soul was too pure and righteous...so they decided to attack Jerrod. The chickens jumped on him and got him to the ground where they proceeded to peck out his eyeballs and then peck away one limb at a time, until he was a blind torso boy.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 16, 2005 20:08:08 GMT -6
Then Adem was brought back from the dead for no other reason than the author said so, and loudly proclaimed, "Bush rules!"
Maymer promptly screamed and melted into a pile of goo, which was burned in a bonfire...
And there was much rejoicing...
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Post by SuperDooperPooperScooper on Feb 17, 2005 21:22:15 GMT -6
because everyone rejoiced over the death of sarah.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 12, 2005 19:24:01 GMT -6
go die JerOD ;D
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Post by zoel on Mar 13, 2005 17:09:18 GMT -6
was heard in the distance, but it was only one of the chickens so they...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 15, 2005 23:18:16 GMT -6
decided that one chicken should be made king and ruler of the universe. That chicken killed JerOD, and the world was much better until the stupid republicans had to screw it up.
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Post by zoel on Mar 19, 2005 23:01:52 GMT -6
by passing a constitutional amendment banning sex.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Mar 20, 2005 21:06:06 GMT -6
Which was in fact a really good idea...
Some raised the issue of enforcement, but for every act of sex found out about a major city was nuked... ;D
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Post by zoel on Mar 21, 2005 20:53:26 GMT -6
Five minutes later, the earth was reduced to a smoldering heap of ashen ruins.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 24, 2005 19:40:41 GMT -6
but Adem didn't really care because the Earth was the crappiest part of the universe anyways.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Mar 25, 2005 12:13:06 GMT -6
So he decided to go to the planet Vulcan. He soon ran into some problems there when...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Mar 26, 2005 23:23:23 GMT -6
JerOD attacked him and knocked him to the floor yelling "I DIG MEN I DIG MEN"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2005 12:25:38 GMT -6
To the nearby Vulcans this was quite illogical, so they...
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Post by zoel on Mar 28, 2005 21:27:11 GMT -6
rubbed the pointed ends of thier ears and....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2005 11:58:05 GMT -6
Did the Robot and...
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