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Post by The Admin on Dec 21, 2004 20:08:21 GMT -6
...when he was suddenly sucked into an endless void and Adem appeared out of nowhere, returning the story to its original plot...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 21, 2004 22:26:10 GMT -6
which was..
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Post by The Admin on Dec 22, 2004 19:33:52 GMT -6
...somewhat but not entirely related to Adem'squest to circumnavigate the globe.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 22, 2004 20:09:46 GMT -6
hmmmm....writer's block....can we just kill adem and start a new one?
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Post by The Admin on Dec 24, 2004 19:50:55 GMT -6
Adem quickly attacked the block and had soon beat it to death using a....
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 25, 2004 12:03:16 GMT -6
spork from taco bell!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 27, 2004 19:25:31 GMT -6
But the block wasn't defenseless it had a spatula!
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 28, 2004 17:13:54 GMT -6
The two duked it out and in the end..
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Post by you smell like cabbage on Dec 28, 2004 17:46:14 GMT -6
they decided to bake a cake!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 29, 2004 20:59:46 GMT -6
With Worlin inside!
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 29, 2004 21:48:09 GMT -6
but Worlin was so hot that he melted the cake. The fluid from the melted cake seeped into Johnny's cereal, so she proceeded to chase Worlin with a...
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Post by The Admin on Dec 30, 2004 22:03:10 GMT -6
...scissors...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Dec 31, 2004 0:50:15 GMT -6
but worlin whipped out a milk carton and sprayed radioactive chocolate milk all over her
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Post by The Admin on Jan 1, 2005 0:11:19 GMT -6
Which caused her to melt into a shapeless pile of...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 1, 2005 19:32:48 GMT -6
protoplasmic car exhaust.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 1, 2005 21:23:12 GMT -6
Natrually this was all very bad for the environment, so...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 2, 2005 12:24:38 GMT -6
naturally that was why everyone liked it so much. The newly discovered hate for the environment put Adem on a headhunt for Ralph Nader.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 2, 2005 20:53:35 GMT -6
But when it was discovered that he had no head and had been wearing a soccer ball on his shoulders for years already, everyone...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 2, 2005 22:15:09 GMT -6
decided he was not legit to run for president so they took all of his votes and gave them to Al Gore who won the election by a landslide. Gore didn't ignore the 9/11 warnings, so 9/11 never happened. ;D
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Post by The Admin on Jan 3, 2005 21:05:24 GMT -6
But then again he didn't invade Iraq either, so Saddam Insane and a band of short pointy gnomes acquired nuclear weapons from Nigeria and used them to...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 3, 2005 21:46:47 GMT -6
but this was all a scandal...the U.S. never invaded Iraq because Bush wasn't president, so he couldn't finish the war his daddy started. The United States didn't enter a war they had no plans of winning, and the world was a much better place. Saddam Hussein continued to torture an irrelevant number of people, but even more would have died if the U.S. had been stupid enough to go to war. The world was fine until the conservatives had to stir up more trouble by...
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Post by The Admin on Jan 4, 2005 21:18:20 GMT -6
Pointing out that Al Gore was actually a cucumber and therefore could not run for the presidency...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 4, 2005 21:57:38 GMT -6
but bush wasn't a homo sapien either so the conservatives elected colin powell (who is black like me) and the story returned to its original plot.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 6, 2005 21:02:59 GMT -6
Which is to say that Adem and the block became friends and went off to...
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 9, 2005 15:19:05 GMT -6
embark upon a quest to find Worlin's soul.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 9, 2005 15:58:01 GMT -6
Which was, naturally, impossible....
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 10, 2005 23:29:27 GMT -6
but they thought that the answer may lie in the future. So they decided to pack up and look at the college Worlin was going to next year which was...
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Post by The Admin on Jan 11, 2005 21:11:48 GMT -6
The University of Illinois in Peoria....
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 12, 2005 18:18:05 GMT -6
really?
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Post by newyorkpattie on Jan 12, 2005 23:12:33 GMT -6
The University turned Worlin into a sweet, caring individual. He then proceeded to marry...
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