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Post by zoel on Nov 4, 2006 19:32:29 GMT -6
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 8, 2006 2:31:09 GMT -6
But then Andrew began thowing hard candy and thus they were defenseless...
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Post by zoel on Nov 8, 2006 15:23:28 GMT -6
so they were forced to consult mr Salad for help...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 8, 2006 20:38:28 GMT -6
Of course, the mr stood for Man-eating Ravenous.
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2006 8:51:00 GMT -6
And so everyone consulted the man-eating ravenous salad as to what to do about Andrew throwing hard candy, but most of them just got eaten. Finally, someone reasoned that since Andrew never ate salad maybe they could convince the salad to eat andrew...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 12, 2006 1:22:02 GMT -6
But the situation changed dramatically when several evil space meese...
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Post by zoel on Nov 12, 2006 23:29:14 GMT -6
ate Andrew, the salad and a number of walnuts...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 13, 2006 22:24:52 GMT -6
Feeling threatened the pecans declared war on the evil space meese legions...
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Post by zoel on Nov 14, 2006 8:30:56 GMT -6
but since they didn't have any hands they couldn't use guns or anything else to fight the meese so their only tactic was to...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 14, 2006 18:51:36 GMT -6
Dip themselves in Peanut Butter glue and throw themselves at the meese legions. The meese try to eat the pecans, but they get stuck at the top of their mouthes. The meese die of...
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Post by zoel on Nov 14, 2006 19:22:46 GMT -6
pneumonia...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 15, 2006 14:09:50 GMT -6
Leaving us to wonder just what happene to Adem...
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Post by zoel on Nov 15, 2006 15:23:52 GMT -6
At which point Adem suddenly reappeared in the story shouting "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!" to which Darth Cow responded...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 15, 2006 17:03:08 GMT -6
"You will be. You will be..."
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Post by zoel on Nov 16, 2006 8:16:18 GMT -6
"No I won't!" Adem said in reply. "I've survived this long despite all of the odd attempts to kill me. I can surely manage to stay alive forever. Besides, I'm a fictional charater. Even if someone kills me I can just have one of the authors write me back into existence again."
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 22, 2006 1:27:04 GMT -6
At which point the author was found in her bathroom on the floor in a pool of her own blood. Adem was accused of the murder, but was eventually acquited in a controversial trial. Years later, he came out with a new book entitled, "Well, if I had done it..."
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Post by zoel on Nov 22, 2006 14:35:30 GMT -6
describing exactly how he would have gone about having a third nipple surgically implanted in place of his bellybutton.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 7, 2006 11:59:01 GMT -6
And so Adem continued with his stupid book deal when one day he was abducted by...
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Post by zoel on Dec 7, 2006 12:12:59 GMT -6
Buddhist Missionaries...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 12, 2006 22:08:48 GMT -6
Who tried to make him sit in one place all day and meditate. Adem thought he was about to go mad when suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Dec 12, 2006 22:40:12 GMT -6
he achieve nirvanah...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 29, 2006 14:20:36 GMT -6
And his testicals exploded for no apparent reason.
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Post by zoel on Dec 29, 2006 16:48:54 GMT -6
which promptly took him from a state of infinite bliss to one of excruciating pain..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 30, 2006 19:46:59 GMT -6
Thus Adem decided that there was no god or fate or anything good in the universe whatsoever so he went out and joined...
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Post by zoel on Dec 31, 2006 14:23:47 GMT -6
the local YMCA
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Post by Cellery on Jan 4, 2007 19:50:02 GMT -6
while darth cow continued to...
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Post by zoel on Jan 5, 2007 12:34:38 GMT -6
munch of the leg of a still-alive resturant manager by the name of...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 22, 2007 21:42:07 GMT -6
Hairy Balls.
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Post by zoel on Jan 22, 2007 23:32:00 GMT -6
"Shouldn't it be 'Harry'?" Someone interjected and was promptly smitten over the head with a frying pan...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 29, 2007 17:50:17 GMT -6
At which point Adem attempted to defend the poor innocent soul who had pointed the question but then realized that said individual was Osama Bin Laden...
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