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HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Sept 27, 2006 14:16:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 27, 2006 14:16:51 GMT -6 Naturally Adem, Bing Crosby and Steven were none too happy with thier hard earned money being used for a plot of gloabal domination, so they decided to attack...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Sept 28, 2006 8:22:42 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Sept 28, 2006 8:22:42 GMT -6 Siberia...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Sept 28, 2006 19:17:11 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 28, 2006 19:17:11 GMT -6 After conquering a tiny remote village of 12 2000 miles from the nearest city, our trio of heroes decided that Siberia...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Sept 28, 2006 21:01:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 28, 2006 21:01:16 GMT -6 Is made of cheese and they begin eating it.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Sept 29, 2006 6:38:40 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Sept 29, 2006 6:38:40 GMT -6 unfortunately, the cheese shop was all out of argentinian bever cheese so...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 6, 2006 13:15:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 6, 2006 13:15:33 GMT -6 In a rage Adem pronounces a pink-unicornish curse upon the cheese vendor.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 6, 2006 14:22:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 6, 2006 14:22:18 GMT -6 who then turned into a pink unicorn himself
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Oct 7, 2006 19:11:08 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 7, 2006 19:11:08 GMT -6 And he also happened to look girly.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 8, 2006 11:47:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 8, 2006 11:47:16 GMT -6 which is true of pretty much all pink unicorns... eg:
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 11, 2006 13:03:49 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 11, 2006 13:03:49 GMT -6 Logically this lead to nuclear...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 11, 2006 22:00:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 11, 2006 22:00:30 GMT -6 of course the only thing that survies nuclear war is cockroaches and twinkies so Adem is transformed into a pink-unicorn-cockroach....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 17, 2006 10:27:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 17, 2006 10:27:13 GMT -6 Which was of course entirely silly and the author set about to remove it from the story when she was suddenly interupted by...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 17, 2006 15:39:41 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 17, 2006 15:39:41 GMT -6 her realization that her boss had hired her because of her buxom good looks not because of her editing skills...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 18, 2006 0:06:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 18, 2006 0:06:27 GMT -6 Upon this realization, the auther decided that she needed to stab her boss in the...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Oct 18, 2006 8:22:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 18, 2006 8:22:50 GMT -6 red markers in her room.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 18, 2006 15:45:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 18, 2006 15:45:05 GMT -6 which made no sense at all, thus proving that the author's thought process was not altogather a logical one.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 20, 2006 14:01:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 20, 2006 14:01:18 GMT -6 Thereafter she decided to write the story from a decidedly postmodern perspective...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 22, 2006 11:32:20 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 22, 2006 11:32:20 GMT -6 and so Adem decided that since everything was relative it was now okay for him to...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Oct 22, 2006 15:52:10 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 22, 2006 15:52:10 GMT -6 eat pumpkins.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 23, 2006 7:53:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 23, 2006 7:53:01 GMT -6 but that it was okay if the pumpkins wanted to eat him too..
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

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And so Adem went to eat the pumpkins, but was surprised to discover that the pumpkins weren't responding in kind. He gently gave one a nudge, but was met with no response. Worried, Adem ran off to fetch a doctor and asked why the pumpkins weren't getting angry at him to which the doctor laughed and said pumpkins couldn't feel anything.
Adem, upon recieving this shocking and disturbing revelation that pumpkins could not think and therefore could not feel, immediatly...

There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other.
I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

Cellery duck fanatic Revenge is a dish best served with banana cream. Posts: 413	New Adventure type thingie Oct 26, 2006 18:04:02 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cellery on Oct 26, 2006 18:04:02 GMT -6 started an army with the Pumpkins whose only goal in life was to...
	Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 30, 2006 16:19:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 30, 2006 16:19:39 GMT -6 prove that pumpkins could in fact think and that white was black and that doing bad things was okay as long as it seemed right at the time...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Oct 30, 2006 20:12:42 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 30, 2006 20:12:42 GMT -6 And that pie did not taste delicious.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 31, 2006 16:04:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 31, 2006 16:04:54 GMT -6 it was the last point, of course, that really ticked off THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE, forcing Andrew Worlynn to...
	Last Edit: Oct 31, 2006 16:05:22 GMT -6 by zoel Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

The Radical Communist Lesser Power Monger The monkeys shall be red. Posts: 251	New Adventure type thingie Nov 2, 2006 12:58:55 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 2, 2006 12:58:55 GMT -6 Beat Adem to death with a swimming noddle. That done, Adem felt a floating sensation and realized he was in the afterlife, only it was...
	Capitalist dogs!

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Nov 2, 2006 15:57:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 2, 2006 15:57:22 GMT -6 There was a World War happening in the afterlife between...
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 3, 2006 7:58:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 3, 2006 7:58:04 GMT -6 the people who thought there was an afterlife and the people who thought this was all just a very elaborate delusion...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 3, 2006 20:43:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 3, 2006 20:43:25 GMT -6 And the people that thought bannanas made a great hat.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Nov 3, 2006 22:02:14 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 3, 2006 22:02:14 GMT -6 but, unlike all other World Wars, this war was waged with the most powerful weapons of all. Fresh Fruit.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

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