HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 18, 2006 9:09:32 GMT -6
At which point the author finally came out of the bathroom to beat Ethan over the head senseless for misspelling enuch. After which said disgruntled postal worker carried out his wish and became a enuch; of course being a enuch no one thought him to have any ambition and so the world was ripe for conquest...
However, there was only one, er, actually two people that could save us now: Adem the pink unicorn and...
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2006 11:06:11 GMT -6
Bing Crosby!  |
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Post by The Radical Communist on Aug 20, 2006 23:05:36 GMT -6
Together Adem and Bing Crosby face their first obsticle; defeating an the evil assasin of...
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Post by zoel on Aug 21, 2006 7:08:38 GMT -6
Aaarrrrgggghhh!
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 21, 2006 19:36:44 GMT -6
Thus,Logan has just been eaten...
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2006 8:13:41 GMT -6
by his little toe.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 23, 2006 21:21:32 GMT -6
His little toe, after eating Logan grows to an enormous size, and goes out on a quest to conquer the world of...
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Post by zoel on Aug 24, 2006 7:28:06 GMT -6
Narnia!
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 27, 2006 21:18:06 GMT -6
Narnia!? Why not the world of my pimple?
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Post by zoel on Aug 28, 2006 12:31:34 GMT -6
...someone suddenly interjected and was thereafter promptly sacked and thrown into a room with a moose
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2006 0:02:49 GMT -6
Of course Adem felt that it was entirely neccesary that, being the good guy, he should save this someone from a punishment that surely no one deserved. As such, Adem and Bing Crosby ventured forth into the Room With a Moose...
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2006 11:18:57 GMT -6
and after peeing their pants fled in horror
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 1, 2006 9:59:36 GMT -6
Both panting heavily after their record breaking sprint, Bing Crosby proposed a plan to save the nameless man from the Room With a Moose that involved...
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Post by zoel on Sept 1, 2006 12:19:46 GMT -6
a spork and a large quantity of paper-clips...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2006 13:04:44 GMT -6
Until Steven suddenly appeared and expressed his desire to help out...
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2006 16:41:52 GMT -6
by eating the moose
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 10, 2006 19:37:07 GMT -6
Along with a side order of plutonium.
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2006 6:40:36 GMT -6
the moose having been successfully disposed of Adem, Stephen and Bing Crosby then decided to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2006 20:20:44 GMT -6
Figure out why telephones were evil...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2006 12:36:54 GMT -6
to do this, of course, the had to actually find a telephone, a task which was made more difficult by the fact that all of the telephones in the world had been...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 14, 2006 14:43:24 GMT -6
Cannables and this led to them eating each other.
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Post by zoel on Sept 14, 2006 16:57:38 GMT -6
the lone surving telephone was now hiding out in a dumpster in...
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Post by Cellery on Sept 15, 2006 17:54:06 GMT -6
New Zealand.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2006 23:27:00 GMT -6
And such our trio of heroes were stumped as when they emptied their pockets for change they counted a grand total of $2.47, not quite enough to buy tickets to New Zealand. But then suddenly Adem remembered that he was a pink unicorn and thus had the power to...
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2006 7:34:07 GMT -6
attract hordes of screaming girls whom the group subsequently mugged for all of their milk money.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 20, 2006 16:21:37 GMT -6
Triumphantly, they walked over to the airport to buy the tickets. Unfortunately, once there they realized that they had left the money at...
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Post by zoel on Sept 20, 2006 20:45:12 GMT -6
Starbucks.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 25, 2006 17:50:11 GMT -6
Starbucks then evilly stole the money and used it in their continued maniacal plot to place a Starbucks on every square mile of the Earth.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 25, 2006 21:38:34 GMT -6
Each Starbucks being a square centimeter in size.
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Post by zoel on Sept 26, 2006 11:59:08 GMT -6
which was convenient because it meant that you could by an ant-sized mocha-latte for a reasonable price.
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