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Post by zoel on Jun 11, 2006 16:21:33 GMT -6
which they were, because they were immediately eaten by a poorly-animated monster (but without any blood or gore because that would make the film pg13)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 20, 2006 23:59:17 GMT -6
When the story was flooded by spam advertisments asking if eveyone had too small a penis...
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Post by zoel on Jun 21, 2006 20:20:29 GMT -6
but when the man from the censorship board clicked on one of the emails in the spam, his computer became infected with the skynet virus. The virus quickly spread throughout the story until at last it took over the military and started armegeddon
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 24, 2006 15:08:18 GMT -6
but then a small child about three years old placed a magnet on the computer the story was being written on. Thus everything dies, and the author had to start the whole story over again, but then the author realized...
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Post by zoel on Jun 25, 2006 19:37:08 GMT -6
that he had to go to the bathroom
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2006 17:17:40 GMT -6
Of course the story was really about Adem and he sort of resented the fact that someone had almost attempted to do away with him so he barged into the bathroom while the author was going and...
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Post by zoel on Jul 1, 2006 11:48:27 GMT -6
was very embarrased when he realized that the author was in fact a woman...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 6, 2006 9:43:29 GMT -6
who was taking testostarone injection.
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Post by zoel on Jul 6, 2006 21:09:44 GMT -6
after being beat up by the author, Adem crawled back home and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 8, 2006 12:10:30 GMT -6
Promptly mutated into a pink unicorn.
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Post by zoel on Jul 9, 2006 21:11:47 GMT -6
the first thing that struck Adem about being a pink unicorn was how incredibly girly and odd-looking he was...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 10, 2006 14:11:52 GMT -6
But then one day while looking through some old family photos he came to the stunning conclusion that he had in fact been a pink unicorn all his life and had never realized it. Thus he finally realized why rainbow trails had seemingly followed him wherever he went and why most of the guys he had met through his life had seemed in hugely disporportionate numbers, at least from Adem's point of view, to be gay.
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Post by zoel on Jul 11, 2006 9:15:27 GMT -6
since this discovery was so utterly shocking and world-changing for Adem, he decided to do the only thing any man (or pink unicorn) would do in his position. That is to say, he went out to have a drink, but since this was a PG movie, he had to have root-beer...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 20, 2006 11:53:06 GMT -6
But there was something odd about this root beer, something sinister...
Adem pondered this for a moment until he came to the horrible realization that...
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Post by Cellery on Jul 21, 2006 19:09:21 GMT -6
all the world...
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Post by zoel on Jul 21, 2006 20:13:10 GMT -6
was in fact a tiny blob of clay floating in his root-beer.
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Post by Cellery on Jul 22, 2006 12:10:19 GMT -6
Adem had already finished his root beer, however, but instead of the world ending...
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Post by zoel on Jul 23, 2006 12:37:50 GMT -6
it merely became a great deal stranger...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 24, 2006 15:22:55 GMT -6
Because everyone in the world became pink, girly unicorn and no one could tell what each others sex was...
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Post by zoel on Jul 25, 2006 8:14:45 GMT -6
which naturally created a lot of confusion for the first few days, but of course since the movie was still PG, the worst thing that happened was a few male pink, girly unicorns kissing one another...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 29, 2006 10:38:55 GMT -6
But amidst this chaos suddenly random individuals began turning into telatubbies...
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Post by zoel on Jul 29, 2006 20:18:51 GMT -6
which was no better, because no one honestly knows what gender any of the teletubbies are...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 1, 2006 21:35:56 GMT -6
In the midst of all this Adem decided that, given his recently realized status as a pink unicorn, he needed a way to distinguish himself as a guy. Er, at least a guy pink unicorn. As such, he decided to buff up; however, he quickly deduced that working out was simply too much effort. So, six months and five thousand steroid pills later...
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Post by zoel on Aug 2, 2006 17:21:56 GMT -6
he had the physique of a professional body-builder. err, a professional body-building unicorn....
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 11, 2006 13:51:02 GMT -6
but in the process of taking these steroids, Adem realized that he had gained to much weight, so he decided...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2006 22:13:49 GMT -6
That he was going to kill everyone who made those flimsy diet pills as they didn't seem to work for him...
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Post by zoel on Aug 14, 2006 16:40:43 GMT -6
unfortunately, since he was still pathetically weak, there wasn't much Adem could do except to write nasty letters which not only failed to kill the makers of the diet pills but also had the unintended consequence of...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 16, 2006 23:25:37 GMT -6
getting a...
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Post by zoel on Aug 17, 2006 12:26:00 GMT -6
disgruntled postal worker even more disgruntled, so much so in fact that he...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 17, 2006 19:53:42 GMT -6
decided being a uniq was fun.
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