I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 1, 2006 15:15:40 GMT -6
and of course, this.  And these.  |
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Post by zoel on May 1, 2006 17:18:15 GMT -6
but fortunately he slipped away on a Chesterfield sofa belonging to a guy named Eddy before any of those things hit him...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2006 12:28:16 GMT -6
But when the sofa landed he suddenly found himself face to face with...  |
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2006 15:37:39 GMT -6
the evil monkey from Family guy.
Terrified, Adem turned to run but was stopped by...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 4, 2006 11:11:11 GMT -6
Lemons.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 4, 2006 18:50:56 GMT -6
These homicidal lemons were in fact there about a job for...
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Post by zoel on May 4, 2006 21:47:31 GMT -6
about $2.50/hour, which is actually pretty good pay for a lemon...
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Post by Cellery on May 8, 2006 8:12:30 GMT -6
but then the limes came and...
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Post by zoel on May 8, 2006 11:06:54 GMT -6
undercut their wages because (as everyone knows) limes will do anything that lemons will do but for on $2.25/hour...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 11, 2006 17:06:27 GMT -6
When suddenly King Pong appeared.
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Post by zoel on May 12, 2006 8:20:15 GMT -6
and beat everyone over the head with a padddle...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 12, 2006 21:21:47 GMT -6
but this was interupted by King Bong
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Post by zoel on May 13, 2006 19:07:28 GMT -6
who was too high to have any actual impact on the story.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 15, 2006 10:59:18 GMT -6
All of this lead Logan's editor to run out and scream, "What does any of this have to do with Adem!?"
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2006 17:16:26 GMT -6
fortunately, a kindly gentleman who lived in a cardboard box out in the street reminded him that everything is connected to everything and that in this particular case, Adem was still being confronted by the lemons which were competing with the limes which were being attacked by both King Pong and King Bong...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 30, 2006 14:28:11 GMT -6
who are being eaten by a nuclear explosion.
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2006 20:50:03 GMT -6
the explanation took long, enough, however, that Adem was able to escape from the limes and fled to the land of Jafaar where he was confronted by..
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Post by Cellery on May 31, 2006 8:10:06 GMT -6
Yoga, who I am now declaring the villan of this story.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2006 20:21:45 GMT -6
But then IZOD wanted to be declared the violin.
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Post by zoel on May 31, 2006 20:56:35 GMT -6
so (villian) Yoda deicded to play (violin) Izod...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 4, 2006 16:03:34 GMT -6
...but (violin)Izod had unfortunately had baked beans that morning.
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2006 11:59:13 GMT -6
so instead of sounding like a violin, he just went "toot toot toot"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 5, 2006 15:23:45 GMT -6
But the situation changed dramatically when 666...
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2006 20:03:31 GMT -6
rabid lemurs decided to...
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Post by Cellery on Jun 6, 2006 22:49:02 GMT -6
(it was yoga, not yoda0
...prove that there is an end to pi. So they sat there forever as Adem...
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Post by zoel on Jun 7, 2006 14:14:06 GMT -6
gave a rather long and boring lecture on the number of digits in a transcendental...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 7, 2006 17:57:52 GMT -6
Penis
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 8, 2006 16:44:30 GMT -6
but this lecture was stopped when someone realized that...
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Post by zoel on Jun 9, 2006 21:27:45 GMT -6
this story was supposed to be for small children...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 11, 2006 12:20:18 GMT -6
Causing a dissapointing and mournful moan from a bunch of sadiomasacistic (wondering if I spelled that right...) people in black leather and whips who were standing outside hoping to be a part of the story...
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