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Post by zoel on Apr 17, 2006 14:06:13 GMT -6
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 17, 2006 15:34:33 GMT -6
Who suffered from a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 17, 2006 19:47:33 GMT -6
since the sixteenth of...
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Post by zoel on Apr 18, 2006 19:14:37 GMT -6
seventeen brothers had once told him that...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 18, 2006 20:02:39 GMT -6
that tomatoes can explode in ones face. The only reason this had anything to do with peanut butter is that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 18, 2006 22:34:22 GMT -6
Peanut butter's very existance owed itself to an evil tomato-neofacist conspiracy. Seeing as how the people had come to the man in the yellow hat for help in the first place and not to stop evil tomatos, they quickly dispersed. However, our valient protagonist, Adem (or for those who remember is short for Antidisestablishmentarianism), decided to rid the world of the neofacist tomatos. To accomplish this noble task he enisted the help of...
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Post by zoel on Apr 19, 2006 11:14:03 GMT -6
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Post by The Radical Communist on Apr 19, 2006 16:59:23 GMT -6
Adem and the Umbrella weilders charged a mob of PETA protestors and ran around slaughtering a great number of them, ridding the world of their filth... When suddenly the editor showed up and declared that the PETA protestors really didn't have anything to do with the evil tomatos, and in response Adem and the Umbrella weilders...
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Post by zoel on Apr 20, 2006 14:04:54 GMT -6
showed the editors the business end of their...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 21, 2006 19:45:47 GMT -6
1980's visual affects
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Post by zoel on Apr 21, 2006 20:12:12 GMT -6
at which the editor, who had once been taken captive and made an integral part of mystery science theatre 9000 ran fleeing from the room and continued sobbing inconsolably until his mother...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2006 20:54:24 GMT -6
Attempted to eat Adem's testicles.
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Post by zoel on Apr 22, 2006 1:07:21 GMT -6
which quite naturally made the editor flee in revulsion to his...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 23, 2006 14:35:23 GMT -6
Therepist, who turned out to be the same pychiatrist from the very beginning of the story whom Adem went to see to talk about his belief in people who opposed people who knocked down buildings. Naturally, when the editor walked in for his appointment, the therapist...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 23, 2006 19:15:54 GMT -6
realized that one of the main charcacters was dead. He was about to get me to help untill he realized that I was the one who did it in the first place. The therapist then created an angry mob and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 24, 2006 20:56:46 GMT -6
Attempted to raid the nearest Lunchables factory...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 24, 2006 21:12:53 GMT -6
but couldn't find any, so they went to raid the nearest restaurant at the end of the Universe. Unfortunatly, they didn't know which end to go to, so they flipped a coin and...
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Post by zoel on Apr 25, 2006 13:53:46 GMT -6
it landed on its side so they decided to go to the 1920's instead...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 25, 2006 18:46:49 GMT -6
of killing themselves, which gave me the time to walk away.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2006 22:25:49 GMT -6
When suddenly 600...
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Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2006 10:17:42 GMT -6
billion...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 26, 2006 16:45:34 GMT -6
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Post by Cellery on Apr 26, 2006 20:20:43 GMT -6
only they were not mind numbing, so nobody bothered to play them.
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2006 7:25:33 GMT -6
so instead, Adem and Darth Cow decided to play tetris.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 27, 2006 16:57:50 GMT -6
And soon started dancing to the cool music. While they were indulging a little Russian stuff, they decided to try some Vodka...
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Post by zoel on Apr 28, 2006 10:32:04 GMT -6
...which would have been a good idea if not for the fact that Adem had an extremely low tolerance for alchohol and soon began to...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 29, 2006 5:52:25 GMT -6
walk through strange rips in space and time and ended up in...
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2006 8:00:30 GMT -6
Kansas
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2006 11:55:03 GMT -6
Where he met such strange beings such as farmers...
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Post by zoel on Apr 30, 2006 13:08:41 GMT -6
...and talking dogs
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