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Post by zoel on Mar 21, 2006 21:25:29 GMT -6
Adem and Reginald
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Post by Cellery on Mar 23, 2006 21:01:29 GMT -6
Which would of worked had they both not...
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Post by zoel on Mar 25, 2006 12:19:15 GMT -6
secretly been jedi masters...  |
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 25, 2006 17:09:55 GMT -6
A few lightsaber slashes later, IAMTHEGREENPUTTYTHATSMASHESCDS was dead once again. But now there was the deliema that Adem and Reginald were both Jedi masters and Darth Cow was, well, a Sith Lord.
Oh, and then there was Ferguson too...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 25, 2006 18:17:39 GMT -6
who didn't know that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 25, 2006 23:41:17 GMT -6
Ewoks weren't human, so his first inclination was to eat Reginald.
Therefore Adem and Reginald with their green lightsabers faced off against Darth Cow and his Sith red lightsaber and Ferguson with his... knives, and teeth and ginormous grin...
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Post by zoel on Mar 26, 2006 14:20:55 GMT -6
...all of which looked a little bit like this:  |
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Post by Cellery on Mar 26, 2006 22:04:00 GMT -6
(cool, where did you make that.)
Neither of them won, however, because...
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Post by zoel on Mar 27, 2006 15:59:17 GMT -6
a miniy bug ate them...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 27, 2006 18:35:52 GMT -6
but didn't kill them, because I seem to be the one in charge of keeping the main characters alive. So, while in the miniy bug...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2006 18:56:17 GMT -6
They attempted to impale each other with their fingers...
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Post by zoel on Mar 27, 2006 20:43:22 GMT -6
but since Darth cow didn't have any fingers he had...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 28, 2006 14:52:08 GMT -6
To take some Viagra and use his...
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Post by zoel on Mar 28, 2006 18:01:25 GMT -6
Klingon bird of prey instead...  |
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 2, 2006 14:47:37 GMT -6
Darth Cow did in fact attempt to use the Bird of Prey but in the end was only succesful in achieving the utter...
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2006 17:07:14 GMT -6
satisfaction of having 100,000,000 horrified television views insist that that sort of stuff should no longer be allowed to happen during nationally televised sporting events.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 7, 2006 10:59:51 GMT -6
In a strange turn of events, Darth Cow found himself allied with the ACLU...
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Post by zoel on Apr 7, 2006 12:20:42 GMT -6
but that quickly ended when he ate all one of their lawyers..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 9, 2006 12:54:21 GMT -6
But he quickly became dismayed when he realized he was out of tabasco sauce.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2006 10:35:22 GMT -6
but fortunately he did have some mustard as well as a bit of gravy...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 10, 2006 17:29:14 GMT -6
but then realized that he was using the word but to much.
This gave Adem an idea.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2006 19:41:31 GMT -6
but he forgot it before he could actually use it.
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Post by Cellery on Apr 11, 2006 16:04:50 GMT -6
So people continued to use the conjunction but alot when writing about Darth Cow, but...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 11, 2006 19:45:18 GMT -6
In the distance Logan was attacked by a penguin...
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Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2006 19:46:15 GMT -6
but since the penguin was in the distance it couldn't actually attack Logan who was rather nearby...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 12, 2006 13:00:20 GMT -6
a giant emu.
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Post by zoel on Apr 12, 2006 13:31:04 GMT -6
the emu and logan soon became good friends
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Post by Cellery on Apr 14, 2006 18:51:31 GMT -6
Then Yoga ( a brown Yoda look-alike who has no arms, feet on his head, hands where his feet would be, stands on his head, says every word in a sentance messed up (ex. "Then must you I train")) appears and quickly rids of Darth cow. Afterwords...
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Post by zoel on Apr 15, 2006 22:35:11 GMT -6
everyone is so confused that they....
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Post by Cellery on Apr 16, 2006 19:00:10 GMT -6
asked someone for help. Yoga said "Ask don't anyone. Not you can help they!"
They didn't understand, so they went anyway. So they asked...
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