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Post by zoel on Feb 19, 2006 15:25:30 GMT -6
kiwies, to be specific. the kiwies promplty formed a lobbying group and petitioned washington for...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 20, 2006 10:05:47 GMT -6
The abridgement of toilets' rights.
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Post by zoel on Feb 21, 2006 9:40:55 GMT -6
The toilets, it seems, had been using their right to a speedy trial in order to be acquitted for the henious crime of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2006 20:07:36 GMT -6
Consuming and injesting human waste.
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Post by zoel on Feb 24, 2006 15:00:42 GMT -6
which no one even bothered to argue was not a henious crime, least of all the human waste which insisted that even though it was smelly and spread ecoli...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 28, 2006 19:50:25 GMT -6
This suddenly gave Darth Cow an idea, which he told Reginald and Adem. This new dastardly plan was...
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Post by zoel on Mar 1, 2006 14:52:50 GMT -6
to cover the entire world in sausages...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 3, 2006 1:21:19 GMT -6
And then eat them all in 30 minutes.
Adem unfortunetly thought to question the effectiveness of this solution after they had consumed the sausages, by which time all three were as fat as Darth Cow's mama.
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Post by zoel on Mar 3, 2006 22:44:01 GMT -6
Darth Cow's mama, however, had recently undergone severe liposuction and now weighed only 91 pounds
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 5, 2006 21:55:49 GMT -6
...which was probably a good thing, considering that she would have died of obesity 2 monthes later.
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Post by zoel on Mar 6, 2006 11:44:22 GMT -6
but since she did not die, Darth Cow did not have to go to her funeral, so instead he...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 7, 2006 17:04:18 GMT -6
Decided he would go and play the internet game where you can kill the teletubies, but dicovered that he...
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Post by zoel on Mar 8, 2006 11:31:33 GMT -6
didn't actually have the internet, because someone went back in time and shot Al Gore before he could invent it.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 10, 2006 11:54:36 GMT -6
Thus Darth Cow, Reginald, and Adem decided to build a time machine to go back and save Al Gore.
They decided to pitch in their funds to build the machine. Amounting to $1.17, the trio suddenly realized that there was a slight hitch in their plan. All dejected, but then Adem suggested that they go to the dollor store to see what they could find.
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Post by zoel on Mar 10, 2006 23:24:44 GMT -6
...and while they didn't find any time-machines they did find a really nice...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 12, 2006 14:14:36 GMT -6
...pair of lightsaber-wielding potatoes. Suddenly the trio is attacked by the lightsaber-wielding potatoes, or L.W.P's.
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Post by zoel on Mar 12, 2006 22:25:36 GMT -6
Worst of all, Darth Cow cannot simply eat them because of course he does not eat potatoes...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 13, 2006 13:48:01 GMT -6
Adem of course promptly wet himself, while Reginald's reaction was to...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 13, 2006 22:42:13 GMT -6
call (cannible(coach potato)Peter for help.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 16, 2006 16:58:56 GMT -6
(Cannibal) (couch potato) Peter, however, did not feel like taking the effort of getting up and walking the 10 feet neccasary to help our protagonists. That said, all three began to despair when suddenly Adem spontaniously mutated into a...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 16, 2006 20:18:34 GMT -6
Ameba...
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 1:49:07 GMT -6
and was so tiny that the potatoes couldn't find him...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 18, 2006 12:59:16 GMT -6
Adem smiled to himself in triumph, the potatos could no longer harm him. The smile faded when he suddenly realized that there really wasn't much he could do as a microscopic ameba. While he began to wallow in despair, another amebo ate him. This death would have gone unoticed, except that Darth Cow felt it through the Force. Upon this event, Darth Cow...
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 13:24:20 GMT -6
began to dance a jig...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 18, 2006 17:01:39 GMT -6
and in this jig Darth Cow had to use his lightsaber, resulting in many slashed potatoes...
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Post by zoel on Mar 19, 2006 12:42:31 GMT -6
but since it was an Irish Jig, Darth Cow had to drink before doing it, so in the end he passed out on the floor and vomited all over the potatoes and everything else
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 20, 2006 17:01:20 GMT -6
All was well and good with this until Reginald suddenly realized that the thread had had it's protagonist killed. Reginald had but to take a peek at the neighboring Random Adventure Stuff thread to see the utter chaos that ruled there with no protagonist. Mostly random was preferable to completly random.
Reginald, in an attempt to get everyone to pay attention to him to resolve this crisis and get Adem back, used his fancy Ewok moves and...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 20, 2006 20:47:40 GMT -6
Now, not an idea being stolen, a plot hole apears and lets out both (Ameba) Adem and the main character of the other thread.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 20, 2006 22:38:49 GMT -6
???Ok... I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CD's, being from the other thread, was extremely confused. Therefore he began to...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 21, 2006 19:04:58 GMT -6
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