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HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 21, 2006 17:45:40 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 17:45:40 GMT -6 Seeing this rather bizzare scene, Adem decided that the man in the tree was ugly and blew his head off with a bazooka. This done, he befriended the ewok whose name was...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 21, 2006 18:02:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 18:02:05 GMT -6 Reginald. Reginald and Adem then drove in Adem's car (a small yellow bug) to the nearest....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 23, 2006 13:28:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 23, 2006 13:28:31 GMT -6 Adult bookstore and...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

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New Adventure type thingie Jan 23, 2006 15:56:28 GMT -6

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tried to buy a copy of Charles Dicken's novel The Pickwick Papers. Naturally, the idea of anyone buying or considering reading or even thinking about reading a newspaper article about thinking about reading The Pickwick Papers was enough to send the store attendant into a state of shock from which she only recovered when the Ewok...

Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory?
Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so?
It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 23, 2006 19:12:38 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 23, 2006 19:12:38 GMT -6 Pronounced himself MOHC...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 23, 2006 20:36:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 23, 2006 20:36:50 GMT -6 thereby sending the store clerk into an even deeper state of shock than she had already been in....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 25, 2006 14:48:03 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 25, 2006 14:48:03 GMT -6 At which point Adem asked Reginald if...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 25, 2006 19:54:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 25, 2006 19:54:31 GMT -6 he had ever seen a lassie...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Jan 26, 2006 22:13:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 26, 2006 22:13:30 GMT -6 who realized...
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 29, 2006 18:26:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 29, 2006 18:26:53 GMT -6 that this was a rather absurd question and so chose not to answer it. Instead, Reginald...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

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New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 0:59:46 GMT -6

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Decided to figure what the [Hades] Adem's deal was and went way back to the very beginning of the story...

"One-half upon a time, there was a boy named Antidisestablishmentarinism. One day while Antidisestablishmentarinism was taking a stroll one day..."

"But of course he was insulted for belief in people who oppose people who tear down buildings...."

This known Reginald decided to see if he could add some semblence of sainity or at least plot to the story so he went back in time to the beginning, as Adem or Antidisestablishmentarianism as he was then called was in fact being ridiculed for belief in people who oppose people who tear down buildings. Reginald suddenly appeared on the scene and...

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There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other.
I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 12:08:23 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 12:08:23 GMT -6 declared that tearing down buildings was a moral abomination and therefore...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 13:48:07 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 13:48:07 GMT -6 He was riduculed for the exact same thing...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 15:50:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 15:50:04 GMT -6 Thus, the two of them (adem and Reginald) became rather vexed at the increasing ridicule with which they were being treated and so they agreed to...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 19:17:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 19:17:39 GMT -6 See if a pschiatrist to see if they were truely crazy, eerily echoing similar events from the timeline Reginald was in fact out to prevent from escalating...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Jan 30, 2006 20:25:43 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 20:25:43 GMT -6 The psychiatrist, being a psychiatrist, confidantly told him he was and then went on to ask him how he felt about the whole matter....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Feb 1, 2006 21:02:55 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 1, 2006 21:02:55 GMT -6 And then a random appearance of Darth Cow who was in fact a Yellow Alligator. Darth Cow then decided he hated psychiatrists, walked up to the one and...
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 2, 2006 15:58:28 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 2, 2006 15:58:28 GMT -6 ate him as well as his secretary
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 2, 2006 19:03:41 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 2, 2006 19:03:41 GMT -6 And so it was that Darth Cow ended up saving Adem from... whatever it was he was supposed to be saved from... A story full of unpleasent things for him?
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 3, 2006 12:19:34 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 3, 2006 12:19:34 GMT -6 But this of course raised the question of what was Adem to do now that he was no longer caught in the loop of an endlessly repeating story with very little plot.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 6, 2006 14:58:58 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 6, 2006 14:58:58 GMT -6 This matter of a non-existant plot was getting very annoying. Thus, Adem, Reginald, and Darth Cow set out to find the plot.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 6, 2006 15:14:09 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 6, 2006 15:14:09 GMT -6 The first place they looked, of course, was underneath the doormat, but all they found there was their lost housekey...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 6, 2006 17:37:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 6, 2006 17:37:22 GMT -6 Which promptly raised the question did housekeys taste good with mustard...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 7, 2006 19:44:34 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 7, 2006 19:44:34 GMT -6 A question which could not be resolved, of course, since Adem promptly swallowed the key before they could get any mustard to put on it...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	New Adventure type thingie Feb 11, 2006 13:43:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 11, 2006 13:43:25 GMT -6 Then he promptly had his stomach pumped to remove the key...
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 11, 2006 14:24:11 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 11, 2006 14:24:11 GMT -6 Leaving a rather disgruntled Darth Cow to foot the bill, who was in fact so distraught...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 11, 2006 17:38:21 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 11, 2006 17:38:21 GMT -6 that he ate three rather obese widows in less than an hour...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 12, 2006 17:35:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 12, 2006 17:35:31 GMT -6 Reginald then of course immediatly attempted to...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Feb 12, 2006 19:08:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Feb 12, 2006 19:08:30 GMT -6 inform the widow's children of their tragic deaths, but...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Feb 18, 2006 21:57:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 18, 2006 21:57:06 GMT -6 Suddenly Adem's bored attempts to turn himself inside out produced fruit...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

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