I AM THE IZOD!!
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This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 5, 2006 19:44:35 GMT -6
on SOAP T.V.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 5, 2006 21:22:04 GMT -6
Logically Adem went out and grabbed the biggest...
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Post by zoel on Jan 6, 2006 14:39:43 GMT -6
gorrilla he could find and was nearly squashed to death when...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 6, 2006 23:55:11 GMT -6
60,000 GM workers...
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Post by zoel on Jan 7, 2006 17:56:43 GMT -6
attempted to stop the gorilla from climbing the chrysler building by...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 7, 2006 22:21:39 GMT -6
Hireing Ms. Cleo...
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Post by zoel on Jan 12, 2006 19:41:20 GMT -6
who predicted that...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 13, 2006 0:16:55 GMT -6
One day a diet would appear that would actually work.
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Post by zoel on Jan 13, 2006 21:05:29 GMT -6
of course such a diet was eventually found. The no-calorie diet was a major success until a few weeks later when all of the people who tried it died.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 14, 2006 21:51:00 GMT -6
Adem, upon seeing this, immediatly ran out to try the diet as he couldn't go on living as he had just broke up with...
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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2006 11:16:29 GMT -6
Helen of Troy for the third time that week. As it turns out, Helen was indeed the most beautiful person in the world, but she was also a real [not nice person in the feMinine sense]
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 0:41:43 GMT -6
When Helen discovered that Adem was running out to try this lethal diet, she whipped out a Panzer and...
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 9:54:34 GMT -6
shot Brad Pitt.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 13:22:10 GMT -6
Needless to say total chaos ensued as millions of 80 year-old ladies ran out to buy F-15 to use in their diabolical scheme to...
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 13:41:51 GMT -6
launch a massive airstrike against the set of General Hospital...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 11:46:04 GMT -6
For their overwhelming and offensive lack of green...
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Post by zoel on Jan 17, 2006 17:48:55 GMT -6
plants. All of the plants on the show were in fact a rather paisely shade of yellow that made...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 20:20:44 GMT -6
Porcupines, preying mantises and small children...
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Post by zoel on Jan 18, 2006 11:39:50 GMT -6
feel nausious for about three hours after watching the show.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 18, 2006 13:50:33 GMT -6
Naturally this phenomena was heralded as the newest treatment of chonic depression.
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 11:15:41 GMT -6
by a number of well recognized medical experts including Dr. Phil Zimbardo and Thomas Szasz.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 19, 2006 13:50:39 GMT -6
And suddenly the AP Psych class burst onto the scene to interview Phil Zimbardo and get him to say "Uman" in the most bizzare contexts...
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 16:45:08 GMT -6
for example: "the sale of uman organs has been banned in most countries, but is quite popular in Bolivia, Dras Leona, and....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 10:43:53 GMT -6
Irma"...
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 10:47:42 GMT -6
All of the Irma-ites were of course terribly offended by this, since they usually just stole the organs, and hardly any buying-and-selling was invovled...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 13:29:12 GMT -6
So, the town (if it is even that much) of Irma hired Adem to hunt down Dr. Phil Zimbardo...
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 19:09:11 GMT -6
Adem, who had been studying the methods of Dirk Gently, started driving and proceeded to follow a car that looked like it knew where it was going, this particular car happened to be a pseudo aires, which should have been enough to tell Adem that it did not know where it was going, but he discovered that soon enough when a half-mile down the road it broke down...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 13:14:28 GMT -6
And out of the car stepped a hairy...
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 14:25:59 GMT -6
ewok. The ewok, had run its pseudo aires into a tree and proceeded to curse the tree, jumping up and down and hurtling various insults at the rather poorly-groomed man who appeared to be living in the tree.
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 17:08:25 GMT -6
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