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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2005 11:06:41 GMT -6
at which point the rasin cookie became just a regular giant cookie causing peace and happiness to dominate throughout the universe
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 2, 2005 11:59:40 GMT -6
But then Peace and Happiness grew suspicious of everyone because they might try to overthrow them. Peace and Happiness could not allow this, everyone had to be peaceful and happy. So Peace and Happiness secretly set up their own secret police to root out any potential traitors. Adem was appointed to be the head of this new department called...
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2005 15:28:15 GMT -6
the Ministry of Love. Adem was immediately sent to room 101 when he started protesting the fact that the story was starting to sound like 1984...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Dec 3, 2005 17:51:57 GMT -6
But then 1985 rolled around and suddenly a flying Delorian popped out of nowhere and Micheal J. Fox began riding around on a futuristic hovering skateboard whilst he was of course being chased by a bunch of punks in a 46' Ford.
Naturally, Adem's reaction to all this was...
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Post by zoel on Dec 5, 2005 18:27:22 GMT -6
to curl up in the fetal position and cry.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 7, 2005 18:26:51 GMT -6
Until he was bitten by a were-JerOD.
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Post by zoel on Dec 8, 2005 20:08:55 GMT -6
a full month later, he suddenly felt compeled to go out and bash catholics..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 12, 2005 9:31:25 GMT -6
(were-JerOD) Adem first attempted this by grabbing the biggest hammer he could find and attempting to literally bash the Catholics. Unfortunetly the hammer was so heavy he fell backwards. After a moment of catching his breath and reorienting himself, he realized that he must have randomly fallen through into another universe. (were-JerOD) Adem in fact found himself in...
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Post by zoel on Dec 12, 2005 19:09:13 GMT -6
purgatory...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 12, 2005 21:04:15 GMT -6
When he suddenly realized that in order to move to Heaven or Hell, someone had to be praying for him.
Seeing as how he wasn't going anywhere for a while, Adem grabbed a Snickers...
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Post by zoel on Dec 13, 2005 13:27:35 GMT -6
and somehow got into a really interesting discussion with Winston Churchhill about...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 13, 2005 16:17:21 GMT -6
Diarrhea...
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Post by zoel on Dec 13, 2005 16:27:39 GMT -6
Diahrrea was, of course, the reason that Winston Churchhill was in purgatory, you see...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 21:14:48 GMT -6
At this point it was left to the viewer to dicern for himself what that meant. Unfortunetly this viewer was a particularily sick and twisted person so...
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Post by zoel on Dec 17, 2005 18:40:08 GMT -6
he imagined something so sick and twisted that he actually became sick. This resulted in...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 18, 2005 20:44:00 GMT -6
Diarrhea...
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Post by zoel on Dec 18, 2005 22:44:42 GMT -6
which his unfortunate wife discovered some time later, causing her to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 19, 2005 12:03:27 GMT -6
In her rage morph into a giagantic...
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Post by zoel on Dec 19, 2005 16:02:54 GMT -6
Mrs. Potato Head...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 19, 2005 22:55:30 GMT -6
Adem was again about to protest that the plot was meadering away from him, but then he saw the Mrs. Potato Head and suddenly couldn't help the urge to...
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Post by zoel on Dec 21, 2005 14:34:32 GMT -6
have french fries...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 21, 2005 15:58:14 GMT -6
And so Adem made the children of the world very unhappy.
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Post by zoel on Dec 21, 2005 22:01:37 GMT -6
by eating Mrs. Potato Head...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 22, 2005 19:35:04 GMT -6
The situation was further complicated when Adem suddenly transformed into (Barney) Adem...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Dec 22, 2005 22:35:48 GMT -6
which resulted in getting a lot of job offers for a Special website in which they offered end his Barneyness. He took it without hesitation. On the first day they sent his whole body into Cyberspace, where he was then attacked by a man with a shotgun and a chainsaw and Adem promptly...
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Post by zoel on Dec 26, 2005 23:00:00 GMT -6
screamed like a little baby dinosaur and wet his costume in front of a TV audience of over 3000000 small children...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 28, 2005 10:55:00 GMT -6
The three million children promptly began to cheer as (Barney) Adem's guts splayed open across the screen. Miraculously, Adem did not die however. He was mysteriously saved at the last moment by Darth Cow who had just finished...
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Post by zoel on Dec 28, 2005 23:11:19 GMT -6
herding him and 600 other people into a human-ranch so he could eat them later...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 30, 2005 11:35:34 GMT -6
But among the events that were to take place before then was a rodeo where the wild untamed humans were riden by 800 pound gorrillas...
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Post by zoel on Jan 5, 2006 17:17:29 GMT -6
an event that was soon so popular it got its own reality tv show...
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