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HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 19, 2005 10:31:23 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 10:31:23 GMT -6 Having all these human organs, all that (Q-like) (editor) Logan needed now was some salt and pepper.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 19, 2005 12:28:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 12:28:50 GMT -6 but after trying several times he discovered he could not merely wish the salt and pepper into existance so instead he...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 19, 2005 14:45:21 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 14:45:21 GMT -6 raided the closest McDonalds, which incurred the wrath of Ronald McDonald who was also given Q-like powers thanks to some weird "plot device."
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 19, 2005 20:21:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 20:21:54 GMT -6 And so Ronald and (editor) Logan duked it out in a massive battle that resulted in the destruction of several nearby planets including...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 21, 2005 10:52:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 21, 2005 10:52:01 GMT -6 Uranus. (editor) Logan keeled over in agony at his loss.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 22, 2005 21:54:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 22, 2005 21:54:57 GMT -6 no longer able to dispose of his bodily waste he continued to grow larger and larger until finally...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 23, 2005 12:27:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 23, 2005 12:27:13 GMT -6 A small boy appeared at his feet saying "Please sir, I'd like some more."
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Oct 24, 2005 14:13:02 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Oct 24, 2005 14:13:02 GMT -6 at which point all Charles Dickens fans everywhere were promptly smitten leading to a golden age of peace and harmony which would have lasted forever if it hadn't been for...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 27, 2005 16:53:15 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 27, 2005 16:53:15 GMT -6 Skim milk.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel
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New Adventure type thingie Oct 28, 2005 10:58:17 GMT -6

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Skim milk being despised by all because it is not even remotely unhealthy and you would have to drink insane amounts of it in order to get sick. So it was decided that someone would have to drink a gallon of milk through a pixie stick and that person was...

Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory?
Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so?
It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Oct 29, 2005 22:56:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 29, 2005 22:56:13 GMT -6 Maymer.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 2, 2005 12:04:37 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 2, 2005 12:04:37 GMT -6 Who didn't mind all that much because at least it wasn't sticky...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

The Radical Communist Lesser Power Monger The monkeys shall be red. Posts: 251	New Adventure type thingie Nov 7, 2005 19:45:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 7, 2005 19:45:45 GMT -6 But it did make her vomit which was sticky...
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HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 9, 2005 20:06:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 20:06:18 GMT -6 But then Mini showed up...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 9, 2005 20:18:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2005 20:18:25 GMT -6 causing Ian to suddenly start shouting "Where is...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 9, 2005 22:09:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 22:09:56 GMT -6 Nikki!
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 10, 2005 18:14:10 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 10, 2005 18:14:10 GMT -6 Oddly enough, Nikki appeared at that exact moment and began to....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 11, 2005 19:28:37 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 11, 2005 19:28:37 GMT -6 run up and...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 12, 2005 20:30:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 12, 2005 20:30:06 GMT -6 bitch slap Ian
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 15, 2005 17:12:10 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 15, 2005 17:12:10 GMT -6 To which Adem suddenly reappeard and demanded that the plot be about him once again.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 17, 2005 15:02:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2005 15:02:27 GMT -6 which was an utterly absurd demand, since the plot had been dead for more than a month already...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 17, 2005 18:13:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 17, 2005 18:13:05 GMT -6 So Adem took out his shotgun and...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 18, 2005 18:42:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 18, 2005 18:42:27 GMT -6 blew everything and everyone in sight to [Hades]
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 18, 2005 23:05:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 18, 2005 23:05:39 GMT -6 But everything wouldn't fit into [Hades], so Adem went out to look for the biggest trash compactor he could find...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 19, 2005 0:03:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 19, 2005 0:03:51 GMT -6 which turned out to be Izod's mouth..
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 19, 2005 18:24:32 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 19, 2005 18:24:32 GMT -6 And so Adem told IZOD that the everything he wanted compacted so it could fit into [Hades] was a great big pile of baked beans...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	New Adventure type thingie Nov 20, 2005 8:54:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Nov 20, 2005 8:54:16 GMT -6 ten minutes later, the universe exploded.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

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New Adventure type thingie Nov 21, 2005 10:59:32 GMT -6

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Adem cursed as he flew through the endless void and chaos that was the remains of the universe after IZOD had farted.
He wasn't very happy about the whole situation, so he decided to create new universe. But to do that he needed to be a god. So he went out and bought Godhood for Dummies on Amazon.com.

There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other.
I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel
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Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak!

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New Adventure type thingie Nov 25, 2005 19:20:10 GMT -6

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Post by zoel on Nov 25, 2005 19:20:10 GMT -6

raising the question of: why was Amazon.com still around if the universe just exploded?
the answer to which was obviously: the Amazons were running amok in a parallel universe that Adem had accendentaly been thrown into by the force of the exploding universe.
Adem turned to flee just in time to escape from the pursuing Amazon Warriors!

Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory?
Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so?
It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	New Adventure type thingie Nov 30, 2005 21:14:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 30, 2005 21:14:39 GMT -6 And procedded to eat all the raisins.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

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