HCM Brain Candy
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Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2005 12:42:38 GMT -6
But they love the trees so much that they actually hug the trees and refuse to let go, even as Andrew sets them on fire... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 10, 2005 19:33:27 GMT -6
flaming tree huggers attack Worlin causing him to burn to death also.
I RULE ALL.
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Post by Andrew on May 12, 2005 7:02:25 GMT -6
They were hugging the trees... People cannot uproot trees, moron... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 12, 2005 19:43:59 GMT -6
No, the trees were really ents in disguise and they picked up the flaming tree huggers and hurled them at Andrew.
I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 13, 2005 6:07:40 GMT -6
Ents vs Andrew= not good... Ents vs (Sith) Andrew= much better+dead ents. I ruel all.
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2005 12:34:45 GMT -6
No because all the ents are really Anakin Skywalker in disgise so they kill all of the other Sith and then declared themselves rulers of the universe. Logan, however, appears and saves the universe from maurauding trees and is declared ruled of the universe. I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 17, 2005 6:25:01 GMT -6
Until a PETP protest overthrows him. Andrew, when confronted by PETP, blinks and then presses a button, causing PETP to be varporized in a nuclear blast. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 17, 2005 20:04:58 GMT -6
Unfortunately, since BC was standing right next to the PETP person, he too was destroyed in the nuclear blast. I, however, was safely millions of miles away on a small planet inhabited by a race of people that all look exactly like Leonardo DeCaprio. I hire them to convince all of the stupid teenage girls in the universe to serve me. With an army of all of the stupid teenage girls in the universe, I am now unstoppable and soon conquer everything.
I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 20, 2005 13:56:28 GMT -6
Unfortunetly, they are all clones of Maymer and Andrew comes running with a bottle of maple syrup. The Maymers run away in terror, and Andrew bashes Logan over the head with the syrup bottle. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 20, 2005 19:34:30 GMT -6
No, because Sarah never liked Leonardo DiCaprio... She actually walked home halfway through the movie titantic. Logan's army actually consists of Andrew's sister, Shannon, who loved Leonardo DiCaprio almost as much as she loved the backstreet boys... Andrew runs and cowers in fear, but gets beat up because Shannon mistakes the word 'cower' for the word 'cow' I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 21, 2005 22:07:33 GMT -6
Shannon loved Nsync, not backstreet boys... Shannon kills Logan for his blasphemy. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 23, 2005 18:27:11 GMT -6
Logan kills Andrew for knowing the difference.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 30, 2005 15:02:23 GMT -6
Oh yeah, well 42! ... Hmm, it isn't working... Oh well. (pulls out gun and shoots Logan) I ruel all.
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2005 20:32:29 GMT -6
Ah, but Ethan is probably better as using a gun that you are. Ethan shoots a turkey, causing the PETA people to protest by burning down your house while you are inside.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2005 12:06:25 GMT -6
Andrew mutates into (fire) Andrew. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 31, 2005 21:57:14 GMT -6
(fire) Andrew has the bad luck to wander into Spencer Lake Bible Camp on the day when they're having the uberly huge waterfight dealie. RIP BC. I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 1, 2005 13:56:41 GMT -6
Andrew mutates into (water) Andrew! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 1, 2005 16:22:13 GMT -6
Unfortunately, he is soon diluted amonst all the other water being tossed around. A few hours later, however, the sun dries most of the kids off evaporation Andrew into the atmosphere where he is rained down again on a part of the Sahara desert where it had not rained for 1000 years. He is promptly drunk by a dung beetle
I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 3, 2005 8:16:11 GMT -6
Andrew mutates into (acidic vapor) Andrew! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 3, 2005 20:30:22 GMT -6
But nobody wants to serve (acidic vapor) Andrew because he is composed of suphuric acid and smells like rotton eggs. Eventually, the people get tired of him and start a revolution. Logan, armed with a can of fabreeze, sprays Andrew out of existance and is quickly declared ruler of all the known worlds.
I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 17, 2005 12:13:25 GMT -6
Andrew mutates into (H-Bomb) Andrew! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 18, 2005 12:09:24 GMT -6
(H-bomb) Andrew reaches critical mass when approached by (A-bomb)Ethan I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 18, 2005 18:00:48 GMT -6
Andrew then mutates into (Skittles) Andrew! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 21, 2005 12:20:53 GMT -6
You're momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 21, 2005 17:03:08 GMT -6
Andrew then mutates into (ballpoint pen) Andrew! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 24, 2005 22:04:11 GMT -6
Andrew then mutates into (dead, never to rule the universe) Andrew.
I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2005 20:55:39 GMT -6
Andrew then mutates into (mutated) Andrew.
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Post by zoel on Jul 4, 2005 19:24:33 GMT -6
and is promptly stepped on by a bug. I rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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The problem with the universe is you.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 9, 2005 13:31:05 GMT -6
Andrew then attempts to conjure an image of a monster truck, but the computer is conspireing against him. That said, he takes the computer and drops it out of a two story window on top of Logan's head. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 9, 2005 21:08:12 GMT -6
Aha, but the person who Andrew thought was Logan was actually a clone of Logan with a TC (total conversion) bomb built into his torso. Naturally, the impact of the computer on (Clone)(TC)Logan causes him to explode and destroy Andrew, Andrew's house, and everything within a hundred mile radius.
I RULE ALL.
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