HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 15, 2005 19:28:57 GMT -6
...Including Logan. (Ghost) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 17, 2005 19:35:20 GMT -6
No, because Logan was precisely 101 miles away from the center of the explosion and therefore survived although the radiation mutated him into a bunch of mushrooms rumkin.com/tools/sprint/ dl.php/1403/mushroom.jpg[/img] (mushroom) Logan rules all.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 28, 2005 10:42:21 GMT -6
Hmm, what's the best way to defeat a mushroom?... (Mushroom) Logan gets a Fungal infection. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 28, 2005 13:05:29 GMT -6
Mushrooms are fungus! (Mushroom) Logan infects Andrew. I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 28, 2005 20:44:41 GMT -6
That was the original point. But the new point (on the edge of my sword) is much sharper Sharper point=dead Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 30, 2005 20:15:32 GMT -6
Aha, but I was wearing a coat of mail made out of mythryl... (fabulously rich) Logan rules all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 6, 2005 16:40:13 GMT -6
Andrew then grabs a roll of duct tape and covers Logan's mouth with it. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 6, 2005 21:41:51 GMT -6
aha, but you wrote "duct" tape instead of "duck" tape... Andrew is smitten by CLVND I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 11, 2005 16:06:15 GMT -6
... english teachers.
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2005 19:56:26 GMT -6
french teachers... Andrew's head promptly explodes
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 14, 2005 14:11:58 GMT -6
So you rule all english and French teachers? Ha! Logan's head explodes too! (Headless) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2005 20:52:59 GMT -6
(headless) andrew is mistaken for a vase and someone puts flowers in him.
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 18, 2005 10:23:39 GMT -6
(Vase) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2005 20:57:13 GMT -6
No, because the flowers they put in you were roses... (vase) Andrew gets pricked by a thorn and dies...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 21, 2005 21:00:25 GMT -6
(Vase) (Pricked by thorns) Andrew rules all!
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 15:54:36 GMT -6
can't you at least be remotely intersting?
Andrew's editor is shot
I rule all
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2005 17:09:30 GMT -6
(Vase) (Pricked by thorns) (has had his editor shoot) Andrew rules all!
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 19:31:17 GMT -6
andrew's editor is shot again
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 24, 2005 20:25:23 GMT -6
(Vase) (Pricked by thorns) (had his editor shoot twice) Andrew rules all!
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 17:21:54 GMT -6
Shall I be like Ethan and resort to God's toilet?
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 25, 2005 20:20:01 GMT -6
(Vase)(Pricked by thorns)(had his editor shot twice)(so annoying that Logan is tempted to use God's toilet) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 21:14:48 GMT -6
...french musicians.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 26, 2005 22:59:13 GMT -6
rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 27, 2005 19:48:25 GMT -6
naturally leading to a bloody revolution after which a group of italian jugglers rose to power
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 10:37:06 GMT -6
Suddenly Andrew threw in a bomb, which the Italian Jugglers mistoke for something that would be safe to juggle. Five seconds later... BOOM!! Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2005 14:16:11 GMT -6
but then Logan responds by filing a complaint with OSHA on behalf of the Italian Jugglers about unsafe working conditions. OSHA responds by making the job of ruling the world "safer" that is to say by requiring Andrew to fill out hundreds of pages of paperwork about what he is doing to avoid occupational hazards... Andrew is soon buried in paperwork... Logan lights a match and starts (buried in paperwork) Andrew on fire... I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 22:02:57 GMT -6
No, instead he perfoms a dance to the god Baal, hoping that the divine entity will rain fire from the heavens. Andrew simply yawns and shoots Logan in the middle of his dance. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 1, 2005 22:23:25 GMT -6
Logan mutates into a cow and eats Andrew
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 2, 2005 22:37:38 GMT -6
Carnivorous cows, eh? Well I can do one better. Herbevoirous plants. (Plant) Andrew eats (walrus) Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 0:45:22 GMT -6
I AM THE WALRUS!
(John Lennon) Logan rules all
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