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Post by Zoel on Dec 4, 2003 21:15:26 GMT -6
This being the third internet Genius Wars, being anticedent to the second and prior to the fourth. Zoel prepairs his evil scheme to destroy his only enemy [because everyone likes him so much] BC. It is a simple plot, perhaps one BC could have planned for. It involves a bomb. BC is killed in the explosion. I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 9, 2003 17:37:09 GMT -6
I send out the gnomishly gnomish gnomes to destroy Zoel! They fail miserably Mysteriously, though, I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 9, 2003 17:41:09 GMT -6
The reason the gnomishly gnomish gnomes failed was because they were all eaten by a giant dragon that I was secretly raising in my garden... The dragon grows up... It eats BC... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 10, 2003 7:41:45 GMT -6
The dragon can't eat me! If anything, I'm supposed to be the dragon!! Anyways, I open up my bottle of infalable princess and toss it to my side. The dragon immediatly run after it. That said and done, I plant in Zoel's drinks zinc pills that are actually laced with asbestos. I rule all.
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Post by Zoel on Dec 10, 2003 11:43:22 GMT -6
Asbestos takes years and years to kill you... By that time, I've managed to raise a giant armada! Even if the picture doesn't work, I still rule all!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 10, 2003 14:02:11 GMT -6
Well, there is something to the picture, a great red X... That means it worked in registering... So your armada is X'd out. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 10, 2003 14:10:50 GMT -6
That was't my armada getting X'ed out... That was my super evil death lasar of doom... It zaps you... ;D With you dead, I summon a giant army of monkeys... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 10, 2003 14:14:30 GMT -6
Crazy environmentalists attack Zoel for using the monkeys as an army and putting them in mortal danger. Andrew, meanwhile, is reincarnated as a killer virus that kills environmentalists. But Zoel gets killed 1st... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 11, 2003 11:13:35 GMT -6
Hmmm...
Logan decides to put the crazy environmentalists to his own use...
He informs them of BC's habit of creating armadas out of nothing...
As it turns out, the armadas are actually coming from a small planet near Dagbah were they grow naturally on Piccolo trees...
The environmentalists sack BC for taking the giant armada out of thier native habitat.
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 12, 2003 7:40:29 GMT -6
The environmentalists suddenly realize they don't know how to sack a killer virus. They attempt to do something about it, but everyone else, seeing that all the evironmentalists are sick and dying, gleefuly rejoice. The environmentalists, angry that no one will help them go around and protest. Meanwhile, they attempt to create a cure. However, since all environmentalists do is to whine and @#$%^ and complain, they actually end up making the virus (me) twice as resistant, twice as virulent, and twice as deadly... In the end all the environmentalists die, and then I am reincarnated as a dragon. I roast Zoel and then, for good measure, I step on him. I rule all. ;D
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Post by Zoel on Dec 12, 2003 13:47:13 GMT -6
Dragon's can't rule all....
If they try to wear crowns, they fall off...
And they don't have hands, or opposable thumbs, how can they write bills of attainder?
Therfore, since BC can't rule all, Zoel does!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 14, 2003 16:44:21 GMT -6
::)What Zoel forgets is that we've been through this same old song before. Zoel goes on and on about how I can't hold stuff and such, I prove him wrong when I pick up a bazooka and blow his head off... ;D With that said and done, I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 14, 2003 20:08:06 GMT -6
Even if you could pick up a Bazooka...
You're still BC which means you can't aim worth a dead duckling...
I survive.
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 15, 2003 19:05:49 GMT -6
>:(Tch, fine!! I miss... But then Zoel forgets the anvil hanging over his head... I rule all!!!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 16, 2003 19:21:00 GMT -6
Oh yeah, I forgot about that... I was planing to use a force-field to diflect it so that it squished you... Anyways, it definately doesn't squish me... So I still Rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 17, 2003 12:59:17 GMT -6
No, instead it squishes Zoel's "precious"... Hehehe... ;D I rule all
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Post by The Admin on Dec 17, 2003 13:12:40 GMT -6
The precious cannot be destroyed, except in the fires of mt doom... Logan goes to mt. doom to destroy the precious, but decides to throw in BC instead...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 17, 2003 13:54:38 GMT -6
Ah, how nice... As a dragon, it's been a while since I had a nice swim in some lava... Anyways... I fly up and torch Zoel. Zoel is now a burnt crisp... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 17, 2003 17:11:55 GMT -6
You are not a dragon...
You are a burnt crisp of a dragon...
You are dead!
Anyways, I revive myself and rush off to hire a bunch of evil cucumbers...
With thier help, I conquer all.
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 19, 2003 7:47:56 GMT -6
STAY OUT OF GENIUS WARS, !@#HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 19, 2003 18:36:13 GMT -6
On that note, Logan begs Beanababe to please stay out of all this and smites BC with a frying pan.
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Post by beanababe on Dec 20, 2003 10:25:58 GMT -6
So much for being a friendly group and wanting people to join your religion I have much repsect for Logan, but Johnny on the other hand is very rude. So Zoel I will respect your wishes and leave Genius Wars if not the whole religion
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 20, 2003 13:04:06 GMT -6
I start a revolt among the people. With their enoumous protest sign they flatten Zoel to the ground! I rule all. (Oh, and Zoel, delete, Beanababe's last post there too.)
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Post by The Admin on Dec 20, 2003 16:42:42 GMT -6
Hmm... I think this works now. Yup! Logan summons a Giant Armada out of nowhere and uses it to flatten the protestors before they can flatten him. I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 21, 2003 17:55:15 GMT -6
(ed)Me switches (ed) Zoel's pencil with a permenent marker. (ed)Zoel sniffs it and becomes addicted to the marker smell!! With that, (ed) me draws a bomb in Zoel's hands... BOOM!!!! I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 22, 2003 11:46:23 GMT -6
Hmm... Nice marker smell! so what if (ed) Zoel is high all the time? It's not like (dir) Zoel never makes no grammer mistakes or nothing... Lojen recubers from the bom and then kills BC wit a sord.... I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 22, 2003 17:05:44 GMT -6
Then (ed)me takes over, as I said!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 23, 2003 11:24:57 GMT -6
but who rewy cares if i cantt spewl? I can still use my weally grate deathstar to kill ewe! I rule all!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 24, 2003 19:16:47 GMT -6
Zoel, for some reason, the computer I'm on won't show your pictures. I can't see them, so they don't exist. There is no giant death star, so there is only an anvil which is over Zoel's head. I rule all!
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Post by The Admin on Dec 24, 2003 20:51:01 GMT -6
BC, for some reason I can't see you today [not that I would particularily want to]... Therefore, either you don't exist, or you are in Louisiana.... In the former case, I RULE ALL. In the latter case, a swamp-monster eats you and then I RULE ALL.
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