HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 12, 2006 17:38:39 GMT -6
The next day Logan looked out his window to find an army of eight-track tapes outside all waiting for him...
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Post by zoel on Feb 12, 2006 19:05:44 GMT -6
The eight tracks had been organized by the little know revolutionary leader Cadel Fistro, who after failing to sieze power in Cuba had been forced to turn to eighties music for solace. Finding none, he decided he could at least use the music to take over the word. Recognizing his predicament, Logan offers Cadel his collection of Russian Opera. Overwhelmed with joy, Cadel joins Logan leaving the eight-tracks leaderless and unable to threaten Logan. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 18, 2006 21:55:32 GMT -6
Filled with Glee, Fistro asks Logan to sing him a song. Logan attempts to excuse himself, but Fistro demands a song or else, so Logan sings... Needless to say Logan is given the "or else" anyways... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 19, 2006 15:27:13 GMT -6
no, because before Fistro can or else me, he dies of internal bleeding. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 20, 2006 10:03:35 GMT -6
But not before Fistro analy inserts in Logan a...
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Post by zoel on Feb 21, 2006 9:41:44 GMT -6
Andrews Editor is shot by the man from the censorship board. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2006 20:09:51 GMT -6
The man from the censorship board whacks Logan over the head with a baseball bat (we'll leave Freud to anylize this...). The man from the censorship board rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 24, 2006 14:59:45 GMT -6
42. I RULE ALL.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 28, 2006 19:44:32 GMT -6
Andrew smashes Logan's calculator. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 1, 2006 14:54:09 GMT -6
Logan adds 3 and 3 and gets 7 I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 3, 2006 1:17:16 GMT -6
Andrew divides by 0 and gets 42, but not before breaking Logan's battleship. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 3, 2006 22:45:14 GMT -6
Logan's battleship is actually a leperchaun. I rule all
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 10, 2006 11:57:38 GMT -6
Andrew steals the leperchaun's Lucky Charms. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 10, 2006 23:23:24 GMT -6
yes, but then Andrew gets 7 years of bad luck. Andrew stubs his toe and dies. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 13, 2006 13:49:48 GMT -6
(Dead) Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 1:51:22 GMT -6
..dead people.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 18, 2006 13:01:23 GMT -6
Logically, Andrew has IZOD fart and everyone dies. Therefore... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 13:22:06 GMT -6
yes, but any scheme involving izod is clearly illogical. (spock) Logan defeats Andrew's undead hosts and saves everyone. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 20, 2006 17:04:53 GMT -6
(Dr. Spock) Logan lets the children of the world run loose. In the aftermath of the Lord of the Flies scenario, Logan is killed, and Andrew blows up the world with his Death Star. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 27, 2006 15:57:49 GMT -6
yes, but Andrew is the first one to die on the island and in fact the only one to die by concensus of the others. Logan enlists Johnny's aid and easily subdues the rest of the islanders I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2006 18:57:40 GMT -6
But then Logan along with all the other children are eaten by a giant Otter. Otter rules all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 27, 2006 20:42:00 GMT -6
"he's an otter, an odder teacher than most!" Logan breaks out in song. Everyone's ears explode. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 28, 2006 14:56:30 GMT -6
JerOD drowns in a bucket of his own pee. In the ensuing entropy vortex, Logan is hit in the eye by a spitwad. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 28, 2006 17:59:51 GMT -6
I once started writing a story about a peasant who gets hit by a spitwad and subsequently becomes king. Good story. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 2, 2006 14:49:10 GMT -6
Andrew turns an assignment in on time. Logan's head explodes from shock. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2006 17:06:00 GMT -6
actually... Logan's head explodes from shock twice. Since that is clearly not impossible. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 7, 2006 11:00:37 GMT -6
Andrew's head explodes three times. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 7, 2006 12:19:54 GMT -6
...and then all of him is vaporized by an atomic explosion. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 9, 2006 12:58:50 GMT -6
(Gaseous) Andrew sues the universe under grounds that he is being denied the right to free expression by not having a body. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2006 10:31:51 GMT -6
Q:"what do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" A:"A good start."
Andrew and his lawyer are drowned. I RULE ALL
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