HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 10:42:27 GMT -6
Suddenly amidst the chaos Stephen appears.
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 10:48:08 GMT -6
and explodes three seconds later, creating yet more chaos
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 13:30:46 GMT -6
Andrew then goes on E-bay and buys a vacuum cleaner and sucks up all the chaos, then throws out the trash bag on top of Logan, crushing him. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 14:05:53 GMT -6
Nature abhors a vaccume. Andrew's vaccume attacks him killing him and then taking over the world.
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 15:46:33 GMT -6
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 13:13:31 GMT -6
At which point (real) Andrew had to ask what the image was as his computer was being retarded and wouldn't register it...
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 14:26:48 GMT -6
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 17:52:48 GMT -6
But then Mr. Neutron appears and saves the day! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 17:59:55 GMT -6
Mr. Neutron looks almost exactly like the vaccume cleaner. Logan throws Mr. Neutron/Mr. Clean in a black hole. I Rule all.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 23, 2006 13:35:46 GMT -6
Like this? It looks funny, like some sort of... fabricish thing draped around it. Wait, black holes have fashion sense!? Andrew inc. buys out GAP and redirects it to sell stuff to black holes. Andrew makes a fortune, which he uses to buy a spoon. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 23, 2006 15:51:09 GMT -6
Logan steals the spoon and uses it to eat an enormous amount of icecream without getting sick. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 23, 2006 19:11:48 GMT -6
But then Andrew takes the 5000 lbs and uses it to buy a 5000 lbs spoon. 5000 lbs is really heavy... Splat! I rule all!
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Post by zoel on Jan 23, 2006 20:38:04 GMT -6
(splatted) Andrew obviously does not rule all, since he is a pile of oozing mush underneath a rather large spoon. I RULE ALL
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 25, 2006 14:47:09 GMT -6
Somehow, I knew your response would be just that. Just like (splatted) Andrew knows that if types "67" on keyboard, Logan will die. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 25, 2006 19:55:41 GMT -6
yes, but you accidentally typed "76" instead, which means that you and all of your Minions die instead. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 1:07:57 GMT -6
But then Andrew simply calls on Logan's great enemies... I rule all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 1:10:15 GMT -6
Hmm... that wasn't what I was intending... Oh well, the tripod falls and thwumps Logan upside the head. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 12:06:49 GMT -6
Yes, but Logan (having only two legs) is a bi-pod. (bipod) Logan twomps Andrew. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 13:46:33 GMT -6
(Pipod) Andrew shoves a lemon pie in Logan's face. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 15:52:41 GMT -6
you have pi legs? they must be a fractal. (fractle) Andrew is arrested by the Bolivian government for having an infinite number of edges.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 30, 2006 19:19:08 GMT -6
Until Andrew's roomate the Honderan comes to the rescue! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jan 30, 2006 20:24:34 GMT -6
China executes people for using drugs and then sells their organs. Andrew gets a drug-user's liver in a transplant and dies.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 2, 2006 19:01:56 GMT -6
Ferguson rules all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 3, 2006 12:20:10 GMT -6
Ferguson eats a clown. It tastes funny. I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 6, 2006 14:56:21 GMT -6
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Post by zoel on Feb 6, 2006 15:15:25 GMT -6
At which point, Logan is recognized by the entire world as its savior after he destroys all B sci-fi movies in existence.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 6, 2006 17:28:39 GMT -6
But then they all rush forward and make new ones instead and the universe explodes. I ruel all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 7, 2006 19:46:55 GMT -6
Yes, but it turns out that it was all just the plot of another B movie, which Logan fortunately destroyed just in time...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 11, 2006 14:22:39 GMT -6
But then one day Logan found a Mac on his doorstep.
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Post by zoel on Feb 11, 2006 17:39:29 GMT -6
Logan and the mac stared eachother down for a while, until Logan finally had the good sense to smash the mac with a hammer, thereby bringing to an end yet another terrifying threat to humanity. I RULE ALL.
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