HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 11, 2006 19:50:35 GMT -6
Andrew then uses evil necromancic powers to make a giant out of the lawyers' corpses and sends it to attack the city, where they are of course met by a big zoid thingie belonging to the Power Rangers. In a surprise move, Andrew asks if they want to take over the world themselves, a concept they've never considered and after for the first time in their lives real thought they say yes. The power rangers go off and crush the world's armies, but then are met with equal force by Superman, and the two forces fight. In the ensuing chaos, Andrew stabs Logan with a pair of scissors. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 12, 2006 15:59:06 GMT -6
...all of which looked a little bit like this Fortunately, Logan was wearing a kevlar vest so the scissors couldn't hurt him I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 17, 2006 15:37:21 GMT -6
So instead Johnny came around and stabed Logan with a pencil. Logan dies of lead poisoning. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 17, 2006 18:13:01 GMT -6
no, because it was a graphite pencil. (graphite) Logan becomes super-compressed and turns into diamond (diamond) Logan is forever. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 17, 2006 19:30:01 GMT -6
(diamond) Logan is stolen by jewel theives and brings bad luck to all who hold him, which eventually lands him in the hands of a mad physicist who invents the Earth-Be-Gone Death Ray. Bad luck follows, and the Earth and everything on it is destroyed. Andrew sits back on Mars laughing drinking mountain dew... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 18, 2006 19:16:42 GMT -6
yes, but then then he accidently spills mountain dew down one of the nostrils on the face on mars this causes the face to sneeze blowing Andrew off the face of mars and he rapidly plummets into the sun. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 18, 2006 22:48:40 GMT -6
But he is saved when he lands on Mercury instead. Once upon the planet, Andrew convinces Mercury that his secret love, Venus, is getting it on with Mars. Mercury, being the messenger of the gods, leaves rather insulting letters forged in Venus's name on Mars' doorstep, insinuating she is seeing Neptune. Naturally Mars declares war, and soon Jupiter jumps in and all the planets and other gods are flinging asteroids, pencils, and assorted sharpened penguins at each other. Finally, all the gods become weary and tired and Jupiter declares peace, and as a result all of the gods run off to bed with their siblings. The resultant children of incest are so plagued by deformity and retardation that one of them tries to see what happens when metal is placed into a microwave. The resultant explosion destroys much of the universe leaving only a pocket of pitiful survining humans on some remote planet. To these people Andrew suddenly appears with previously mentioned microwave and makes oatmeal. The people, seeing this, bow before Andrew's great power. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 19, 2006 10:48:36 GMT -6
yuck! oatmeal! the people revolt. I RULE ALL
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Post by The Radical Communist on Apr 19, 2006 16:56:08 GMT -6
Andrew then uses the oatmeal as a deadly weapon... Chucking a bowl of it at Logan, he throws... and misses by 20 feet. Furious, Andrew grabs IZOD and blows Logan away. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 20, 2006 14:06:10 GMT -6
furious at being used as a weapon, Izod talks for about 2,000,000 years about the bosses from chrono-cross and Andrew's brain explodes I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2006 20:56:55 GMT -6
Furious at his brain being exploded, Andrew goes off and tells Logan about how his mother has lived in 38 places and other such stories. Logan's testicles explode. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 22, 2006 1:06:13 GMT -6
Andrew's mother slaps him I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 23, 2006 14:37:44 GMT -6
The Honduran shows up and blows Logan away with his Honduran awesomeness. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 25, 2006 13:58:19 GMT -6
yes, but then Logan enlists a Jamacian. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2006 22:28:55 GMT -6
"A Jamacian bobsled team?" Logan is run over by the Jamacian bobsleders. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2006 10:11:07 GMT -6
yes, but then Andrew is attacked by a raging mob of alaskan surfers I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 27, 2006 16:59:38 GMT -6
Eh... can't I just become (shark) Andrew and eat them all? (Broom) Andrew knocks all the Alaskan surfers off their surfboards. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 28, 2006 10:29:50 GMT -6
(old maid) Logan uses (broom) Andrew to sweep away old cobwebs. (broom) Andrew is bitten by an angry Black Widow spider and dies I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2006 11:58:03 GMT -6
But not before he impales Logan with himself. IZOD rules all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 30, 2006 13:05:10 GMT -6
"Izod" is just "doz I" spelled backwards.
doz I rul awl
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2006 12:31:10 GMT -6
Not really sure what that has to do with anything, but in any case, I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2006 15:36:42 GMT -6
(cannibal corpse) Logan eats (dead) andrew I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 4, 2006 11:13:22 GMT -6
Andrew eats pie... But he's sick, so he vomits... In the toilet... It was nasty... A random meteor kills Logan. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 4, 2006 21:49:15 GMT -6
gee... a random meteor... so... original... ::sigh:: A random assassin kills Andrew's fiance causing him to become hopelessly depressed and drive himself off a cliff. I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 15, 2006 11:02:31 GMT -6
But the cliff is feeling depressed because it stopped taking its Prozac, and throws itself off a cliff. Somehow, in a way that according to physics really shouldn't be possible, the forces cancel on Andrew and he emerges unharmed. Logan however is crushed underneath... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2006 17:12:50 GMT -6
yes, but the reason it stopped taking prozac was because it was using "herbal" remedies.
pot-smoking cliff takes over the world.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2006 20:23:43 GMT -6
(Cocaine-smoking) mountain kills the (pot-smoking cliff).
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Post by zoel on May 31, 2006 20:52:01 GMT -6
yes, but then a PCP-using continent decides to usurp the mountain.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 5, 2006 15:25:32 GMT -6
But then Ian on Cappochino comes along...
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2006 20:01:43 GMT -6
but Ian was on my side.
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