HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 27, 2005 16:45:38 GMT -6
Declared the world to be a giant bean bag.
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Post by zoel on Oct 28, 2005 11:00:09 GMT -6
Which naturally lead to the death of several million people in Uganda who had for the longest time been convince that the world was in fact a Chesterfield Sofa...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 29, 2005 22:54:04 GMT -6
But it mattered little seeing as how three quarters fo them would have died from AIDS anyways...
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Post by chocozuma on Oct 30, 2005 15:26:02 GMT -6
and then suddenly everyone was suddenly eaten by the great chocozuma who decided to screw his diet and eat the entire world mahahaha
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 31, 2005 19:42:33 GMT -6
But as a consequence he also of course at all the PETA members of the world and had really bad indigestion...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Nov 1, 2005 22:33:34 GMT -6
And decided to take it all out on all the atoms in the universe
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Post by zoel on Nov 2, 2005 12:03:40 GMT -6
by...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 7, 2005 19:43:09 GMT -6
growing...
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Post by zoel on Nov 8, 2005 5:59:21 GMT -6
a....
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 8, 2005 20:12:10 GMT -6
aquamarine...
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2005 14:36:43 GMT -6
but not too aquamarine submarine in his navel...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 20:04:09 GMT -6
to...
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Post by zoel on Nov 9, 2005 20:21:21 GMT -6
use as a..
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 9, 2005 22:16:54 GMT -6
Overcompensation for his lack of sufficient manhood.
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Post by zoel on Nov 10, 2005 18:12:11 GMT -6
at which point, Logan again attempting to revive his theory that Chocozuma was a girl who had a crush on Andrew, which naturally led to the question of how she could possibly feel the need to compensate for her lack of sufficent manhood...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 11, 2005 19:50:06 GMT -6
Someone was needed to answer this perplexing question. So the studio brought in an investigator, who turned out to be none other than the story's original protagonist, I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CD's!
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Post by zoel on Nov 12, 2005 20:22:56 GMT -6
Raising the question of "I though we killed him or something" to which someone replied that the editor had written him back into existance, raising the question of "I thought the editor was dead too" to which...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 15, 2005 17:09:36 GMT -6
Someone said "Well he's just in the story again," which was then questioned by pointing out that the story was killed too...
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2005 15:04:26 GMT -6
at which point everyone in the story became nilists and declared that they did not exist.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 17, 2005 18:08:11 GMT -6
Then BC decided to test this hypothosis by taking gun and blowing off all their testicles...
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Post by zoel on Nov 18, 2005 18:44:33 GMT -6
which was of course impossible since neither BC nor the shotgun nor any of the people's [precious's] actually existed...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 18, 2005 23:02:13 GMT -6
This would not fly with one individual who was determined to have his stomach explode before he died. This person was...
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Post by zoel on Nov 19, 2005 0:04:43 GMT -6
Stephen, obviously
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 19, 2005 18:21:59 GMT -6
The only problem was that he nor no one else existed. To this problem he came up with a wonderful solution; make a (non-existant) explosion.
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Post by zoel on Nov 20, 2005 8:55:11 GMT -6
and so Stephen and everything within 200 kilometers (did not) go boom...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 21, 2005 10:56:40 GMT -6
Amdist this (non-existant) desolation suddenly popped a (real) random PETA person...
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Post by zoel on Nov 25, 2005 19:21:27 GMT -6
..to protest the fact that all of the (real) animals had gone extinct.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Nov 29, 2005 13:03:41 GMT -6
So the PETA person decided to remidy the situation by...
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2005 11:07:34 GMT -6
running around naked and causing a giant media scandal...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 2, 2005 12:02:11 GMT -6
Which of course was naturally linked to global warming.
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