I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 10, 2005 15:02:31 GMT -6
Once a man named I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CD's decided to kill a small rock that he tripped over one day.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2005 20:46:42 GMT -6
Unfortuantely he had no idea how to kill the rock. Experimentally he tried banging it up against his head. This knocked him unconcious and gave him a large purple bruise on his skull, but had absolutely no impact on the rock.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 11, 2005 6:29:54 GMT -6
Eventually the purple briuse began to grow... and grow... and grow until he realized his entire body was now a big purple blob, and a sticky one at that. Maymer saw this huge sticky mass and it was like a demon from Hell to her. She...
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Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2005 20:42:54 GMT -6
embraced it lovingly with the profound admission that it reminded her somewhat of Worlin. The real Worlin suddenly appeared, however, and demanded....
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 13, 2005 6:32:21 GMT -6
That the cookie monster stop giving in to nutritional facism to which the cookie monster responded, "Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Nutrition!!"
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Post by zoel on Apr 17, 2005 16:04:35 GMT -6
Cookie moster procceeded to eat IAMTHEGREENPUTTYTHATSMASHESCD'S because he looked like a rasin.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 22, 2005 6:29:47 GMT -6
Thus this story looked like the rest of our continue the story threads in that the main character is dead and we are left with no plot...
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Post by zoel on Apr 23, 2005 16:47:57 GMT -6
The editor of aforementioned story decided that this was all hopless and proceeded to go on a very long vactation to...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 23, 2005 20:48:33 GMT -6
El Salvador...
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Post by zoel on Apr 24, 2005 16:32:01 GMT -6
Where he was making a tidy profit in the drug trade until one day when....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2005 20:44:16 GMT -6
He made the critical mistake of getting high off of his own drugs...
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Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2005 17:48:52 GMT -6
He was soon attacked, beaten senseless and handed over to the FBI where he was sentenced to jail forever under the 14 felony act....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 26, 2005 17:55:06 GMT -6
Until El Salvador gained acess a nuke...
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2005 19:40:45 GMT -6
and used to to blow up....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2005 17:11:47 GMT -6
El Salvador.
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2005 20:22:57 GMT -6
Having thus removed itself from the face of the planet Earth, the area that had once been El Salvador languished in unnotoriety for some time until the Editor finally managed to escape to Costa Rica and started....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2005 21:16:43 GMT -6
To visit Jurasic Park...
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Post by zoel on May 1, 2005 20:20:05 GMT -6
When all the electric fences suddenly shut off allowing the T-Rex to roam free. No longer under the control of the zookeepers, the T-Rex was able to devour it's natural prey, treebark.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2005 7:44:47 GMT -6
But the editor was caught in his own prediciment when a Triceratops unloaded a ton (literaly) of dung onto him, trapping him.
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2005 10:29:22 GMT -6
Three days later, he was unburied by a horde of dung-beetles and proceeded to....
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Post by The Radical Communist on May 3, 2005 6:11:13 GMT -6
Himself mutate into a giant dung beetle. The editor was somewhat of a moron and didn't realized this, so when he went back to the city he was wondering why everyone was fleeing from whatever location he happened to be in. He came to the conclusion that he must have some kind of hidious bug was on his back, so he looked and then realized the bug was himself. This known, he decided to...
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2005 18:16:46 GMT -6
live in the sewers and eat dung.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2005 12:37:54 GMT -6
While adjusting to his new life, he found that dung came in a variety of flavors, and some dung tasted better than other dung, such as...
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Post by zoel on May 10, 2005 19:39:01 GMT -6
Gorilla poo. Aardvark poo by contrast was just awful and tasted exactly like...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 13, 2005 6:04:33 GMT -6
Bird poo, which tasted similar to...
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2005 12:35:45 GMT -6
asparagus.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 17, 2005 6:26:00 GMT -6
Naturally the editor hated this, and then one day he saw a (she) dung bettle...
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Post by zoel on May 17, 2005 19:59:56 GMT -6
Unfortunately, the (she) dung beetle was delusional and thought that she was a preying mantis so that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 20, 2005 13:57:49 GMT -6
She attempted to give him pottery...
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Post by zoel on May 20, 2005 19:32:01 GMT -6
The editor was actually quite fond of the vase, which also reminded him of prince charles' face until one day when he dropped it and...
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