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Post by chocozuma on Sept 19, 2005 20:59:05 GMT -6
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Post by zoel on Sept 20, 2005 19:32:38 GMT -6
...inc and a number of other large firms including Evil Corp. LTD....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 10:34:00 GMT -6
Which was coincidentally working on it's newest plan to take over the world...
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 11:10:37 GMT -6
This plan was as follows: 1) Buy all of the world's underwear manufacturing plants 2) Make everyone's underwear two sizes too small, which will cause extreme migraine headaches 3) Buy all the world's aspring companies 4)....
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 21, 2005 15:06:25 GMT -6
Eat all the world's pancakes... 5)...
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Post by zoel on Sept 21, 2005 21:48:28 GMT -6
build a giant pond of maple syrup and 6) kill anyone who opposed them This was obviously a marvelous plan except that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 23, 2005 15:37:27 GMT -6
They all happened to forget that they were naked and therefore applied to Mark Twain's famous observation...
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Post by zoel on Sept 23, 2005 18:45:02 GMT -6
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." This being the case, the people from Evil Corp. Ltd. were more or less ignored by everyone except for the man from the censorship board who once again was attempting to compensate for his lack of [manliness] by aquiring vast armadas of spaceships including...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 25, 2005 12:25:06 GMT -6
For some reason, Apollo 13.
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Post by zoel on Sept 25, 2005 12:51:16 GMT -6
which promptly exploded..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 26, 2005 9:07:48 GMT -6
The man from the censorship board was clearly distraught by the destruction of his precious Apollo 13 to overcomponsate for his lack of sufficient [manhood], so much so that he decided to simply go out and attack...
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Post by zoel on Sept 26, 2005 12:21:59 GMT -6
anyone who refused to become a eunic..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 27, 2005 23:51:44 GMT -6
By forcing the decision upon them.
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Post by zoel on Oct 4, 2005 18:16:32 GMT -6
with an instrument that looked rather like a trowel
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 5, 2005 15:18:25 GMT -6
With this rather trowel looking intrument he began to remove all the males "preciouses..." All the enuchs become (gollum) enuch and began prowling around, looking for more "preciouses..."
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Post by zoel on Oct 6, 2005 14:17:17 GMT -6
at which point, the story was deemed not appropriate by the vast majority of ordinary Americans and the man from the censorship board was fired for not doing his job very well
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 7, 2005 10:45:56 GMT -6
At which point the plot was utterly rocked by the sudden apperence of...
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Post by zoel on Oct 9, 2005 16:01:42 GMT -6
three blind mice and a ferret named Stouie
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 11, 2005 12:52:24 GMT -6
Who were all eaten by a tick named Stouie.
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Post by zoel on Oct 11, 2005 15:53:04 GMT -6
who went on to have lots of baby ticks, all of which infested Andrew's pile of dirty laundry
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 12, 2005 20:28:08 GMT -6
But then Andrew's roomates were the ones that got all the ticks since Andrew spent all his time on the opposite end of the room next to his computer.
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Post by zoel on Oct 13, 2005 12:21:08 GMT -6
but then Andrew's roomate's all got a form of lymes disease that caused them to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 10:29:08 GMT -6
devour...
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 12:30:28 GMT -6
Andrew's XBox...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 14:43:35 GMT -6
But then again Andrew doesn't have an Xbox, it belongs to Andrew's sweetmate Lucas (aka CP The Fuzzy Monkey) who unleashes his killer Pikenesse upon Logan! ("AHHHHHHHH!!-[sound of tearing flesh]) Andrew rules al-wait a moment.... Oh well, Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 19, 2005 20:24:36 GMT -6
But then the dragon comes and fries all of the Pikings... Logan enlists the aid of the ravenous princess to defeat the dragon I RULE ALL
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 21, 2005 10:50:44 GMT -6
Logan is a very evil person. Sooooooo evil.... That we sentence him to a $1 fine!!! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Oct 22, 2005 21:57:04 GMT -6
But then the executive producer came running into the story shouting: "THIS IS NOT GENIUS WARS" Which brought a sudden and devistating end to the maddness...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 23, 2005 12:28:29 GMT -6
At this point he also ran off with half the studio staff's wives, the others were all too ugly.
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Post by zoel on Oct 24, 2005 14:11:39 GMT -6
the ugly wives, angered at not having been chosen by the executive producer promptly...
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