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I AM THE IZOD!! High Cleve Person This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans. Posts: 513	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 10, 2005 15:02:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 10, 2005 15:02:31 GMT -6 Once a man named I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CD's decided to kill a small rock that he tripped over one day.
	HI! DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, IT WAS THIS REALLY COOL GAME THAT MY BROTHER SHOWED ME, IT WAS REALLY HARD. IT WAS SO HARD, THAT THERE WAS THIS BIG DRAGON BOSS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO BEAT IT, IT WAS HARD!! I TRIED USING THIS ONE ATTACK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK SO I TRIED ANOTHER WITH FIRE THIS TIME. HE TOOK SOME DAMAGE! NOW I WAS HAPPY, I HAD GOTTEN THAT ATTACK FROM-

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 10, 2005 20:46:42 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2005 20:46:42 GMT -6 Unfortuantely he had no idea how to kill the rock. Experimentally he tried banging it up against his head. This knocked him unconcious and gave him a large purple bruise on his skull, but had absolutely no impact on the rock.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy
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Eventually the purple briuse began to grow... and grow... and grow until he realized his entire body was now a big purple blob, and a sticky one at that. Maymer saw this huge sticky mass and it was like a demon from Hell to her. She...

There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other.
I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 11, 2005 20:42:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2005 20:42:54 GMT -6 embraced it lovingly with the profound admission that it reminded her somewhat of Worlin. The real Worlin suddenly appeared, however, and demanded....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 13, 2005 6:32:21 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 13, 2005 6:32:21 GMT -6 That the cookie monster stop giving in to nutritional facism to which the cookie monster responded, "Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Nutrition!!"
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 17, 2005 16:04:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 17, 2005 16:04:35 GMT -6 Cookie moster procceeded to eat IAMTHEGREENPUTTYTHATSMASHESCD'S because he looked like a rasin.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 22, 2005 6:29:47 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 22, 2005 6:29:47 GMT -6 Thus this story looked like the rest of our continue the story threads in that the main character is dead and we are left with no plot...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 23, 2005 16:47:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 23, 2005 16:47:57 GMT -6 The editor of aforementioned story decided that this was all hopless and proceeded to go on a very long vactation to...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 23, 2005 20:48:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 23, 2005 20:48:33 GMT -6 El Salvador...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 24, 2005 16:32:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 24, 2005 16:32:01 GMT -6 Where he was making a tidy profit in the drug trade until one day when....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 25, 2005 20:44:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 25, 2005 20:44:16 GMT -6 He made the critical mistake of getting high off of his own drugs...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 26, 2005 17:48:52 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 26, 2005 17:48:52 GMT -6 He was soon attacked, beaten senseless and handed over to the FBI where he was sentenced to jail forever under the 14 felony act....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 26, 2005 17:55:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 26, 2005 17:55:06 GMT -6 Until El Salvador gained acess a nuke...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 27, 2005 19:40:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2005 19:40:45 GMT -6 and used to to blow up....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 28, 2005 17:11:47 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2005 17:11:47 GMT -6 El Salvador.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 29, 2005 20:22:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2005 20:22:57 GMT -6 Having thus removed itself from the face of the planet Earth, the area that had once been El Salvador languished in unnotoriety for some time until the Editor finally managed to escape to Costa Rica and started....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff Apr 30, 2005 21:16:43 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2005 21:16:43 GMT -6 To visit Jurasic Park...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 1, 2005 20:20:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 1, 2005 20:20:05 GMT -6 When all the electric fences suddenly shut off allowing the T-Rex to roam free. No longer under the control of the zookeepers, the T-Rex was able to devour it's natural prey, treebark.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff May 2, 2005 7:44:47 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2005 7:44:47 GMT -6 But the editor was caught in his own prediciment when a Triceratops unloaded a ton (literaly) of dung onto him, trapping him.
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 2, 2005 10:29:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 2, 2005 10:29:22 GMT -6 Three days later, he was unburied by a horde of dung-beetles and proceeded to....
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

The Radical Communist
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Random Adventure Stuff May 3, 2005 6:11:13 GMT -6

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Himself mutate into a giant dung beetle. The editor was somewhat of a moron and didn't realized this, so when he went back to the city he was wondering why everyone was fleeing from whatever location he happened to be in. He came to the conclusion that he must have some kind of hidious bug was on his back, so he looked and then realized the bug was himself.
This known, he decided to...

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zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 3, 2005 18:16:46 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 3, 2005 18:16:46 GMT -6 live in the sewers and eat dung.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff May 7, 2005 12:37:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2005 12:37:54 GMT -6 While adjusting to his new life, he found that dung came in a variety of flavors, and some dung tasted better than other dung, such as...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 10, 2005 19:39:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 10, 2005 19:39:01 GMT -6 Gorilla poo. Aardvark poo by contrast was just awful and tasted exactly like...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff May 13, 2005 6:04:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 13, 2005 6:04:33 GMT -6 Bird poo, which tasted similar to...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 15, 2005 12:35:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 15, 2005 12:35:45 GMT -6 asparagus.
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff May 17, 2005 6:26:00 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 17, 2005 6:26:00 GMT -6 Naturally the editor hated this, and then one day he saw a (she) dung bettle...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 17, 2005 19:59:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 17, 2005 19:59:56 GMT -6 Unfortunately, the (she) dung beetle was delusional and thought that she was a preying mantis so that...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

HCM Brain Candy High Cleve Person Supreme Overlord of TPWLP The problem with the universe is you. Posts: 4,008	Random Adventure Stuff May 20, 2005 13:57:49 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 20, 2005 13:57:49 GMT -6 She attempted to give him pottery...
	There are only a few constants in this world. Some believe it to be death. Others contend it is the fact that everything is uncertainties. A few point to the fact that it is mankind's inherent nature to hurt each other. I personally am of the belief that the evil garden gnomes are out to steal my toast.

zoel Evil Power Monger Evil Penguins are plotting my doom as we speak! Posts: 4,329	Random Adventure Stuff May 20, 2005 19:32:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoel on May 20, 2005 19:32:01 GMT -6 The editor was actually quite fond of the vase, which also reminded him of prince charles' face until one day when he dropped it and...
	Said the Philosopher: You think I have learned a great deal and kept the whole of it in my memory? Sse replied with respect: Of course. Isn't that so? It is not. I have reduced it all to one principle.

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