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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Aug 10, 2004 14:35:18 GMT -6
But when the place was shut down by the EPA all the ghosts got loose again... gbt2eubtgtbhnuo45ith49g4879te5itger!!!!!!!! I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Aug 16, 2004 16:04:21 GMT -6
But then all the ghosts disappeared because people stopped believing in them...
But before that, ZOel zapped BC with a zappo ray anyways...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Sept 3, 2004 6:40:05 GMT -6
Then I stuck my tounge out at you and you keeled over in agony. I did it again and you suffered even more. Eventually, you die... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Sept 23, 2004 20:34:25 GMT -6
But then a bird pooped on your tongue. ;D I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Sept 27, 2004 19:55:39 GMT -6
And I ate it and stuck my tounge out again!! And in the deep, dark underworld your spirit wreathed in agony until even it, the last vistage of Logan, was wiped from existence. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Sept 30, 2004 13:57:24 GMT -6
But oddly enough all the other vistages of Logan suddenly aquired awesome powers and used them to crush BC.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 19, 2004 6:19:47 GMT -6
So, instead, some other crushing is done... "Squish!" I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 20, 2004 20:09:42 GMT -6
I resent being squished! We've gone over this before: NO SQUISH, NO SPLATTING, NO STOMPING, NO SMUSHING! PERIOD! Zoel squishes, splats, stomps and smushes BC I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 22, 2004 17:02:15 GMT -6
Logan violates his own rules and the evil penguins attack him. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 23, 2004 20:22:34 GMT -6
But then the evil penguins get distracted because they see Jessica and decide to attack her instead... Zoel immediately flees in a van driven by (Condemned to the deepest darkest realm) Jeremy... Because Zoel is giving directions, both Zoel and Jeremy become hopelessly lost, but somehow end up in a gas station whose only employee speaks Pakistani... Logan hires the Packistani to become a suicide-bomber and kill BC... I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Oct 25, 2004 6:33:20 GMT -6
But I enlist the aid of Isreal and they attack the pakistani with a cruise missle... I rule all.
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Post by ionix on Oct 26, 2004 8:34:08 GMT -6
God destroys the world in a horrible Armageddon. He rules all.
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Post by The Admin on Oct 26, 2004 19:49:17 GMT -6
But then BC and Zoel both turn on Ionix, because he isn't allowed to post on the genius wars thread owing to the fact that he is neither Zoel nor BC... Afterwards, Zoel beats BC over the head with a wet noodle... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 1, 2004 15:54:01 GMT -6
But then Beta Squadron comes to the rescue and gets captured... But BC handily takes one of the lightsabers and chops Zoel in half. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 2, 2004 20:48:13 GMT -6
But of course the only reason BC had to rely upon the beta squadron was because the alpha squadron was already working for zoel.... Immediately after zoel is captured [which was all part of his secret plan to end the war in vietnam] the alpha squadron saves him and predicts that Ralph Nader will win the election. I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 6, 2004 20:05:08 GMT -6
Which of course leads to nuclear war. Andrew, not being a normal human being survives and then, as the only person left alive rules all.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 7, 2004 20:29:47 GMT -6
A few million years later, cockroaches evolve into an intelligent species [more then humanity ever managed] and they promptly get rid of BC...
Cockroaches rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 13, 2004 16:30:11 GMT -6
Then I invent a gigantic shoe and squish them all. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 13, 2004 20:36:21 GMT -6
But then the cockroaches invent an even bigger shoe and squish BC!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 15, 2004 14:06:42 GMT -6
Andrew, having found the notebook again, (!) spontaniously summons a giant fleet of John Deer tractors and run the cockroaches over...
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Post by The Admin on Nov 15, 2004 19:22:51 GMT -6
But then the John Deere tractors all turn into real deer! The deer, upon seeing BC, decide that he needs to be done away with. With BC out of the way, the deer soon conquer earth! Deer Rule All.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Nov 25, 2004 12:49:34 GMT -6
But then the deer's number ammounts to 13,000,000. Thus, they all simultaniously stub their toes and die, and all the corpses quantum tunnel to a spot dicrectly on top of Logan. Splat!!! Andrew rules all.
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Post by The Admin on Nov 25, 2004 20:17:34 GMT -6
But because it's a quantum effect, it both happens and does not happen... Schrodinger's cat, which is both dead and alive, finally escapes from the box and decides to avenge itself on all the dog-people in the world. The cat succeds in inventing a ray that turns all food into chocolate. Dexter eats ten pounds of it and dies. his death makes BC so sad that he decides to banish himself to the dark side of the moon... but before he can do that, he stubs his toe and dies of infection.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 8, 2005 17:08:22 GMT -6
But then all the cats of the world have their brains spontaniously turn to mush and they all die. The suqsequent rotting breeds many virulent strains of bacteria, with which Logan becomes infected and dies (Ghost) Andrew rules all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 7:07:50 GMT -6
Maymer is not allowed to post under Genius Wars.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 11, 2005 17:09:25 GMT -6
As we explained long ago to Beanababe who attempted this, this is a private war between myself and Zoel. Other posts are simply not allowed, oh ignorant one.
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Post by zoel on Mar 13, 2005 17:19:51 GMT -6
at which point logan and andrew again repeated the same actions that logan accidentally posted under Swanson's story but this time Sarah and Jerrod did not even put up a fight because they were too busy making love under a cherry tree. I RULE ALL
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Post by zoel on Mar 14, 2005 20:30:33 GMT -6
::refusingtoresponduntilandrewpostsagain::
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Post by The Radical Communist on Mar 20, 2005 21:01:13 GMT -6
... At which point everyone realized that Andrew had simply deleted all the interlopers' posts like he threatened... As such the people declare they will follow him. They lynch Logan and... Andrew rules all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 21, 2005 21:06:40 GMT -6
Crown me king of the universe. Logan's first act as king is to have Andrew banished to the world of HTLWHH [the happy tree lovers who hate hair]. They pull all of Andrew's hair out revealing his naturally hideous face. They promptly die, but the stench from their rotting corpses kills Andrew.
I RULE ALL.
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