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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 31, 2004 10:17:57 GMT -6
I end up taking a trash can and bring it down over your head and super glue your head to the inside bottem of it. Blind and confused, Zoel wanders over the edge of a cliff, where, unfourtunetly, his "learn to fly!" kit doesn't bring the expected results. This results in SPLAT! and leads to I rule all
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Post by The Admin on Jan 31, 2004 20:42:08 GMT -6
Aha! but had you visited the highly informative page on evil gnomes which I haven't actually uploaded yet, you would have realized that they are in league with the peguins.... Nevermind, that doesn't help me: the penguins are plotting my doom. Even still, [trashcan] Zoel is mistaken for a robot traveler from distant world where all they make are b movies... Taking advantage of this fact, Zoel cnives to have BC at an extra-long casting of Mystery Science Theater 3000.. BC dies of all the stupidity.
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 3, 2004 19:28:11 GMT -6
Hehehe... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Feb 3, 2004 19:31:47 GMT -6
tehehehehe! Well, I guess that means I rule all instead.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Feb 6, 2004 13:25:21 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And then Bang!!! I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Feb 9, 2004 12:02:05 GMT -6
But then "boom!" I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 13, 2004 18:41:55 GMT -6
But then the mutant freaks created from the radiation of that blast march forth and demand equal rights among the people. It is given. However, when they find they cannot perform carpentry due to their lack of opposable thumbs, they declare the "present state of carpentry is tainted by a cultural misconception that is affecting us negatively. We can't perform as well in carpentry so we must be being oppressed by the white males present here!" Logan is inundated by demeands and protests, until Andrew shows up with a broken rubber band! Amazed by this amazing sign, the people lynch Logan and follow Andrew I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on May 16, 2004 14:20:52 GMT -6
Logan promptly survives the attempted lynching due to a number of circumstances including a cow that was actually a yellow alligator and also several dancing monkeys in penguin suits. When Logan suddenly appears before the people not dead and in possession of a broken sewing machine, they immediately prostrate themselves before the alter of SWMNBN and recognize Logan as the one and only true prophet of SWMNBN. I rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 16, 2004 21:46:26 GMT -6
But then Andrew declares Logan is a supporter of affirmative action in that he allowed a feMinist to change the gender of Peoria. The people charge at Logan with an assortment of Stineway Pianos, and the cow who was actually a yellow alligator ate his sister, so he doesn't count... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on May 17, 2004 11:02:59 GMT -6
Several months later, BC was found in a mental assylum and was said to be suffering from strange delusions that he was the ruler of the universe and that he could summon giant armadas at his whim... Logan decided to help put him out of his misery and shot him. I rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 17, 2004 18:17:04 GMT -6
When an orange hole sucked off all of Logan's clothes...
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Post by The Admin on May 19, 2004 10:31:43 GMT -6
But fortunately at that moment zoel had just decided to go mad and was running around without anything on anyway...
He said hellow to a passing flower and continued on his way...
BC on the other hand was also incapable of being embarrased and started to wonder what people would do when they relized that they weren't wearing clothes....
What actually happened, of course, was a giant repeat of the society observed in Brave New World...
Zoel siezes control of the soma...
I rule all
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 22, 2004 20:09:41 GMT -6
Andrew then opens a interdimensional portal to a different universe, and Tellatubbies suddenly pour forth and overwelm this Brave New World. Andrew then picks up a bouncy ball and tosses it off the screen. The Tellatubies chase it and disappear from view. Andrew easily conquers Earth then and rules all.
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Post by The Admin on May 24, 2004 10:59:22 GMT -6
Big Brother all the while was watching BCand decides to send him to the department of Love. BC is convinced that Big Brother is right, that Big Brother has always been right, and that BC loves Big Brother. Logan Joins the Brotherhood and overthrows Big Brother after BC dies. I rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 24, 2004 16:38:51 GMT -6
Logan's editor then spontaniously combusts. A bazooka suddenly appears in Brain Candy's hands. Logan and Big Brother go big Boom... I rule all
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Post by The Admin on May 25, 2004 10:09:31 GMT -6
a bazooka? Like this you mean? The small boy with the Bazooka looks more like Beaver Cleaver then you... Beaver rules all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 25, 2004 21:01:10 GMT -6
Beaver is the middle child, older than Ross but younger than Otter... All three get into a massive fight, while BC sneaks out the back. He shops the black market and aquires a rule-the-world-o-matic and... I rule all mashed potatos!
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Post by The Admin on May 26, 2004 10:17:30 GMT -6
But Otter doesn't like it when we call him that....
Otter hits Andrew, hard....
Otter Rules all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 27, 2004 6:15:16 GMT -6
When the seals declare that by being left out of this they are being discriminated against. Nuke war results. I mutate into a giant dragon and rule all.
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Post by The Admin on May 28, 2004 19:44:24 GMT -6
Except that like most giants, you're too heavy to even move yourself...
I stab you in the back while you try to stand up.
I rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 28, 2004 21:34:40 GMT -6
Ah, but I turn around and stab Logan in the groin... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on May 29, 2004 20:14:24 GMT -6
You're a dragon... Dragon's don't carry knives with them... What did you stab me with?
BC attempts to stab logan with a piece of air...
I rule all.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on May 30, 2004 22:31:37 GMT -6
Maybe it's with my tail... Maybe it's with one of the spikes on my back... Maybe it's my teeth... Eww... That was both disturbing and disgusting. In any event, I find Logan's old broken spade from episode 24 and impale Logan on it. I rule all
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Post by The Admin on Jun 2, 2004 11:26:19 GMT -6
But the spade was imprisioned by evil Fereni Traders....
"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."
BC is sold by Ferengi traders into slavery....
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 4, 2004 21:23:35 GMT -6
And still being a dragon he was found to be very useful as an assasin. He roasted many people, including one Logan...
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Post by The Admin on Jun 5, 2004 17:31:44 GMT -6
But of course all the other Logan's in the multiverse, including the one also known as Zoel, got very mad at Dragon BC and decided to kill him... So they did...
I RULE ALL.
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 7, 2004 19:26:46 GMT -6
But then they rushed to the nearest bathroom as (dragon) Andrew had put laxative into their drinks. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jun 8, 2004 18:52:37 GMT -6
But BC did not put any laxative in his drink and thus the poison that Zoel had fed him remained in his system and he died of poisoning...
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jun 27, 2004 19:10:35 GMT -6
Andrew's ghost came and haunted Logan, and drove him insane to the point where he impaled himself with air. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jul 5, 2004 15:52:59 GMT -6
But then Zoel's ghost came and haunted BC's ghost until he finally handed himself over to the ghostbusters who locked him in a little tiny box forever.... I RULE ALL!
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