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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 26, 2003 19:30:27 GMT -6
Southern cooking is much more... spicy than it is at home. I give you some and soon you are breathing out flames and such and keel over and die. Me, I won't touch anything with vegatables. So, I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 28, 2003 17:25:50 GMT -6
Hmm...
You are naturally aware that I have eaten spicy food before?
I grow hot peppers in my garden!
Zoel grows lots of hot-peppers in his garden...
He disguises them as shock-tarts...
BC eats them...
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 29, 2003 22:06:50 GMT -6
Zoel, you know nothing about spicy foods. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 30, 2003 19:38:27 GMT -6
BC.... We've been over this before.
My existance justifies the universe...
Therefore, I obviously know everything about the universe...
Therefore, assuming spicy foods are a part of the universe, or even the Genius wars universe, which is a subset thereof, I know all about them....
I disguise hot-peppers as Shock-tarts...
BC eats them.
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 31, 2003 12:10:23 GMT -6
I am dead. Which can be interpreted as I am 0. 0 is = to 27, which is equal to a small mouse. Logically, I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Dec 31, 2003 19:05:49 GMT -6
If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice?
Logan uses his super-big-cannon-type-dealie to destory all of the hice that BC was using to hide in...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 2, 2004 19:14:12 GMT -6
I contact my uncle who works at Avondale shipyards and designs ships for the Navy. With them in hand, I blow up several small shrubberies. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 2, 2004 19:20:40 GMT -6
"...this is the value of not being seen"
BC stands up...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 2, 2004 19:37:09 GMT -6
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Post by The Admin on Jan 2, 2004 19:42:27 GMT -6
I fixed this thread so it wasn't really, really, really wide....
Therefore, I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 3, 2004 9:37:04 GMT -6
Zoel would have us assume that by fixing the previous post, by destroying all the hice, and 42, that he ruled all. Actually, he may be right. Nevertheless, Gasoline+close proxemity to Zoel+fire=dead Zoel I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 3, 2004 10:28:52 GMT -6
e to the eye pie equal negative one. BC to the pie in a face equals I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 6, 2004 18:07:00 GMT -6
Don't go there, Zoel... Dare I say the PIE OF DOOM? Oh, and there's the fact that this is response #42 on this thread. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 6, 2004 19:15:36 GMT -6
You counted, or you are being absurd?
Whatever the case, Zoel quickly recovered from the assailance by the evil Pie of Doom.
Fortunately, his-name wasn't really Peoria and the Pie of Doom was a myth...
Zoel, however, was a co-founder and as such able to call down the wrath of HWSNBN upon all whom he chose...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 8, 2004 17:53:42 GMT -6
We hold a match to determine who will rule all. It is a contest of video games. I win by default. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 10, 2004 21:26:46 GMT -6
Alas, but BC forgot to plug in his video game controller...
While BC kicks, maims and insults his controller, Zoel wins the game by some odd combination of luck, stupidity and twenty-seven.
Then he pulls out his really big sword and cuts off BC's head...
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 11, 2004 20:46:01 GMT -6
My head grows back into that of a T-Rex and I eat you. I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 11, 2004 21:31:42 GMT -6
Current scientific thought tends towards two hypothesis concerning T-rex. Either he was a scavenger or he ate bark off of trees... This is thought to be so, because his size meant T-rex couldnt' have chased down any prey... Especially with puny BC sized muscles...
Logan laughes at BC who is too weak to raise his head and then goes off to conquer the universe
I RUEL ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 11, 2004 21:38:28 GMT -6
Ah, but before Zoel left I placed Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia (I think that's how it's spelled) on his head. He becomes a Chia bush head!!!! Having a too heavy T-Rex head is better than having a fake shrubbery for a head! I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 12, 2004 12:15:26 GMT -6
Ah, but (bush) Logan runs for president... He wins because people in florida can't vote... He declares war on Saddaam Insane... He wins... He is declared the anti-duc... He smites BC with many smitings... I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 13, 2004 7:32:40 GMT -6
Big red button+dumb ed(Zoel)=BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 14, 2004 11:53:58 GMT -6
Oh yeah, but what about the big blue button? Logan presses the big blue button.... Everything goes 'chirp'... And then BC is choped up into a million itsy bitsy pieces... I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 14, 2004 20:18:33 GMT -6
Everything goes "chirp"?... Okay! The chirp is from birds that are actually the shreads of me that form into a swarm of birds. Remember "The Birds"? Alfred Hitchcook rules all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 15, 2004 11:48:00 GMT -6
Hurrah!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 16, 2004 18:57:33 GMT -6
Then old Al dies of old age and I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 16, 2004 20:26:53 GMT -6
Why do you rule all?
Are you forgetting about my marvelous skills of political intrigue again?
And what about that really big anvil over your head?
I RULE ALL
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 20, 2004 18:16:08 GMT -6
It turns out to be a giant inflatable ballon shaped like an anvil. I deflate it and shove it in your mouth, and shove a helium hose into you. You inflate and fly up into the sky, never to return... I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 27, 2004 19:38:14 GMT -6
Instead of returning to BC's demented little planet, I merely wander off into space...
There, I build a super-weapon using mostly duct-tape and rubber cement...
I blow up BC and his planet 'all'...
I RULE ALL!
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 28, 2004 7:27:08 GMT -6
"all...garbage disposals from 1953!" Meanwhile, I rule all garbage disposals from 1954!!! ;D I rule all.
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Post by The Admin on Jan 28, 2004 12:07:33 GMT -6
Good for you, Zoel rules the Everything [and also cheesecake] and BC is left alone to pick up the trash... I could live with that... But I kill you anyway.
I RULE ALL
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