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Post by zoel on Jun 13, 2008 13:59:14 GMT -6
unfortunately for andrew, however, the mirror simply cannot cope with Logan's awesomeness and melts in his hand. Andrew screams in pain as molten glass and metal scald his hand and then sticks it into a vat of butter. Obviously he gets infected and dies.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 22, 2008 21:48:30 GMT -6
However, the infection happens to spread to an individual named Bob. Bob's subsequent deaths brings about a long and tedious chain of events that somehow leads to Logan's father becoming ruler of the universe. Logan is forced to work in the greenhouse as a slave for the rest of his days. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 26, 2008 22:39:26 GMT -6
Logan's father is a libertarian. He promptly abolishes the government leading to a state of anarchy in which Logan is able to seize control.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 13, 2008 15:28:00 GMT -6
Until the Swiss launch a revolt. Logan's attempts to quash the Swiss lead to him being trounced and then destitute as all bank accounts suddenly turn up dry. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jul 16, 2008 22:41:12 GMT -6
But then Logan asks the Swiss which side they support in the war between the Swiss Banks and himself. Naturally, the Swiss declare themselves neutral. With the Swiss refusing to take their own side in a war, Logan easily conquers.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 7, 2008 14:47:25 GMT -6
Andrew then creates a worm to release on the internet worldwide and threatens to do so if he isn't made dictator of the universe. When the people ask why they should do so, they are informed that the worm will delete everyone's porn all across the world. Two seconds later... I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 8, 2008 20:12:22 GMT -6
Logan then posts obscene pictures involving Andrew and several sheep on the internet.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2008 21:10:02 GMT -6
My cousin thought that goats were actually male sheep. Cowed by her, Logan gives in and gives her his credit card and Logan's credit promptly crashes within six minutes. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2008 19:02:47 GMT -6
Andrew actually mistypes "My cousin is a male goat" and she promptly mauls him to death.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2008 10:18:51 GMT -6
Of course in Genius Wars if I mistyped it she actually would become a male goat... Andrew types in Mr. North as Godzilla. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 24, 2008 11:57:28 GMT -6
Logan's new computer runs CreatureCreator, which he uses to create Mothera and overcome (MR North) Godzilla.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 9, 2008 14:13:26 GMT -6
But than Andrew's creatures romp in and totally kick Logan's creature's asses because they are way cooler. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2008 11:25:49 GMT -6
But then Logan points out that he's gotten to the center of the galaxy on hard, making Andrew look like a sissy. I rule all.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 30, 2008 18:34:11 GMT -6
Shannon finds out Logan included her alter ego in Genius Wars. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2008 13:06:00 GMT -6
Andrew finally beats Spore and discovers that Shannon is the Galactic Core.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 13, 2010 21:59:51 GMT -6
Andrew tosses Logan into the supermassive black hole that is Shannon. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 18, 2010 19:27:48 GMT -6
Andrew doesn't have a computer because Logan is gainfully employed whereas Andrew is not.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 20, 2010 14:33:56 GMT -6
Andrew has a computer now! It's... well, it's the 8 year old dinosaur, but at least it's not that horrible '96 computer I used to have to put up with. Andrew drops said horrible computer out from a three story window on top of Logan's head. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2010 15:06:49 GMT -6
Logan secretly plots to spend his entire income on video cards so that he can buy a computer with 2 teraflops of computing power to do real-time raytracing.
Andrew is vaporized by inexplicable death rays
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2010 18:43:58 GMT -6
Andrew wonders if death rays can be used to power a toaster. Plugging a toaster into a death ray, he is disappointed to discover it does not make very good toast but does create a rather spectacular ambient explosion which sends the toast flying out through his walls across the country to beam Logan across the head. Logan stumbles and falls into a washing machine and is bleached. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2010 19:01:14 GMT -6
Logan likes to watch the anime Bleach.
Logan turns into (Kurosaki Ichigo) Logan and smites Andrew with his shinigami powers.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 2, 2010 18:28:50 GMT -6
Andrew doesn't know as much as he should about Japan... He does know how their behinds were handed to them on a plate in a certain war. (Kurosaki Ichigo) Logan is blown to pieces by an atomic bomb. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2010 21:02:22 GMT -6
I'm pretty sure that "get exposed to radiation" is on the top of list of ways to get super-powers. Imagine what a direct impact with an H-bomb could do. Logan becomes (super)(super) Logan and grows a 3-foot long chin that he thwocks Andrew with.
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