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Post by zoel on Jan 28, 2008 15:19:19 GMT -6
Logan, however, spontaneously mutates into one of those flies that lives inside people's heads and eats their brains. After eating Andrew's brain, he conquers the universe.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 18, 2008 20:51:00 GMT -6
Unfortunetaly when he tries to go to the nearest individual to tell him he should follow him the man doesn't realize the fly is anything special and splats him. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 20, 2008 15:26:05 GMT -6
Fortunately, however, the splatted guts of Logan spontaneously mutate into a giant Water Buffalo, which then proceeds to trammel Andrew and all of his followers.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2008 19:54:12 GMT -6
Until Alfred the brocolli from Veggie tales ran forward and yelled, "You can't just turn into water buffalo because not everyone can turn into a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, 'why aren't I a water buffalo because I can't turn into a water buffalo,' and are you prepared to deal with that: I don't think so so just STOP BEING SO SILLY!!" I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Feb 27, 2008 19:47:37 GMT -6
Logan then transforms into a baby kangaroo
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 29, 2008 23:08:25 GMT -6
And is killed by poachers. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 2, 2008 19:32:36 GMT -6
the poachers then eat him and are possessed by Logan's soul. (Poacher) Logan kills alll of the world's rhino's, which are then discovered to be a keystone species, leading to complete economic collapse and the end of the world as we know it. In the new world, I rule all.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 5, 2008 22:36:40 GMT -6
The new world is populated sole by dogs. Surronded by stupidity and nowhere to hide, Logan offs himself. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 6, 2008 16:58:01 GMT -6
In the afterlife, Logan finds himself in a land filled with cats and cheesecake and all things good.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2008 15:21:06 GMT -6
The cats are all fickle though and one random day claw his face off. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 29, 2008 6:35:04 GMT -6
(faceless) Logan returns to the world and gives all the children nightmares... while the parents are busy consoling their children, Logan seizes control of world government.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2008 11:12:32 GMT -6
But finds it run by lemmings who, when run of them throws himself into a furnace, the rest stampede as well and Logan is pushed away with them until he joins them as a crispy critter. Andrew shows up and eats a lemming. "Tastes like chicken." I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 30, 2008 12:21:16 GMT -6
"maybe the computers didn't know what chicken tasted like and that's why it tastes like everything..."
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 1, 2008 18:44:26 GMT -6
Andrew then screams at the computers because they are all stupid macs that can't play video games and throws them out the window, where Logan is unfortunetly standing below. *Crunch* I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2008 15:25:37 GMT -6
fortunately, however, they are all mac airs and thus float away harmlessly without effect. Logan sprouts wings and goes flying off after the macs. Oh, and for good measure he drops a (circa 1960's) supercomputer on Andrew
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 10, 2008 12:42:25 GMT -6
Andrew throws a pebble at Logan, which bounces off. Logan laughs. Logan then spontaniously combusts. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2008 17:44:03 GMT -6
the pebble, being a pebble, hadn't the least idea where it was or what it was doing. It was sure of one thing, however, and that was that it was in fact a nuclear orca. Now, you may ask: "how could the pebble be sure it was a nuclear orca if it was a pebble?" To this question, I give the following reply: "Mind your own damn business, you pansy-footed son of a yellow-breasted warbler!"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2008 12:49:20 GMT -6
Logan, however, neglected to notice the fact that he was now a pink unicorn. "You can't do that!" Adem, who suddenly appeared, protested, "I'm the only one that get's to do that," and ran Logan through in the chest. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 22, 2008 12:10:15 GMT -6
"AH! GAH! OH THE HORROR!" Logan exclaimed, staring down at the blood-drenched three-foot-long horn protruding from his chest. The shock, however, seemed to have transformed him back into a human-being, at least. Logan then proceded to beat Andrew with his blood-soaked shirt.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 24, 2008 13:47:56 GMT -6
Andrew then screamed about Logan using improper sharring of bloodied objects leading Logan to be sent to a special seminar about the dangers of loose blood and the spread of AIDS. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2008 10:27:45 GMT -6
it is discovered, however, that Logan does not actually have AIDS, rather he has aides. Logan's aides soon help him to conquer the world.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2008 16:28:03 GMT -6
Unfortunetly they did this by selling their souls to Lucifer who suddenly demanded that because the world was conquered with his help he deserved a cut...
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2008 8:59:09 GMT -6
Logan, however, refutes his challenge by accusing Lucifer of being Andrew in disguise. At this, all the people in the world rise up and kill him. With Lucifer destroyed, Earth is transformed into a beautiful paradise.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 3, 2008 8:53:13 GMT -6
But then it is revealed that paradise is infested by ladybugs. One of Logan's denizens gets fed up and covers the entire planet in pesiticide, killing everyone except the bugs. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2008 16:39:15 GMT -6
Suddenly, Logan spontaneously mutates into a gentlemanbug thereby wooing the ladybugs and gaining absolute power.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2008 14:54:13 GMT -6
But then rumor starts to spread that "Logan has become a gentlemanbug" and by the time it gets to the little old church ladies it's since morphed into "Logan has established a gentleman's club," at which the little old church ladies grab their purses and walking sticks and march up to Logan and promptly beat him to death. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 8, 2008 9:13:58 GMT -6
the news also reaches a number of "gentlemen" who seek out Logan in order to be able to attend his gentleman's club. They are disappointed, however, to discover that all you can actually do in Logan's "gentlemen's club" is sit around smoking cigars and challenging your fellow gentlemen to a game of whist. Feeling rather bored, the gentlemen seek out new adventures and after stumbling upon Andrew decide that it would be lots of fun to overthrow him and make Logan the ruler of the universe.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 10, 2008 15:42:17 GMT -6
Larry the Cable Guy showed up at that exact moment however and asked Logan a question. "Does your ma have big boobs?" I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 21, 2008 19:34:06 GMT -6
but then Logan finally returned home and triumphed over Andrew by the sheer awesomeness of his presence.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 12, 2008 19:43:19 GMT -6
Andrew then grabs a mirror and Logan's awesomness is all reflected back at him causing him to melt. I rule all.
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