HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 22, 2007 18:13:07 GMT -6
Andrew steals his own soul. Without a soul he can't be harmed by the evil soul sucking demons that suddenly appear from a portal Nathan accidentally left open. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 23, 2007 12:54:19 GMT -6
unfortunately, he can be hurt by the rather large anvil that also falls out of the portal and crushes him.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2007 15:17:00 GMT -6
Nuh-uh! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Mar 31, 2007 8:02:37 GMT -6
Yah-ha!
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 9, 2007 21:18:26 GMT -6
Fart! I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2007 8:48:24 GMT -6
Unfortunately, Andrew was standing in front of a candle and blows himself up.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2007 10:14:06 GMT -6
The hot wax sprays all over Logan and he melts. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Apr 21, 2007 11:41:52 GMT -6
Logan escapes to the 11th dimension and throws lemons at Andrew
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 1, 2007 17:29:43 GMT -6
Andrew heads to the 12th dimention and pushes the lower 11 down on top of Logan, crushing him. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2007 13:08:06 GMT -6
unfortunately for Andrew, Logan has already escaped to a Hilbert Space with an infinite number of dimensions from which he is completely invulnerable to Andrew's attacks.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2007 13:53:17 GMT -6
Andrew then procedded to Hubert space and proceded to insult Logan's mother. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 7, 2007 19:29:35 GMT -6
but then Logan's father comes along and gets angry at Andrew for insulting his wife and punishes him with sever menial labor.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 13, 2007 17:33:29 GMT -6
When feMinists come along and delcare the sexism of the word "menial" as it has "men" in it. A huge argument erupts, and Andrew escapes and subjects the world to the tapes he made when he was ten. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on May 13, 2007 21:22:39 GMT -6
Logan secrety makes a copy of a tape of Andrew singing along to Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang and threatens to sell it to Maymer if Andrew doesn't give him all of his power.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 18, 2007 11:59:15 GMT -6
Andrew sells it to Maymer himself and she is so insanely excited that she pays him trillions of dollors which he promptly uses to contruct and gigantic death ray that reduces Logan to smoldering ashes. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Jun 18, 2007 13:07:10 GMT -6
Hmm... a ray? That's like half a line, right? Logan constructs a death line that reduces Andrew to a few disperse atoms spread out across the galaxy.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 1, 2007 15:43:42 GMT -6
Andrew makes a Death Plane and squishes Logan underneath. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 2, 2007 17:17:49 GMT -6
Logan counters with a Death-Space to which Andrew counters with a Death-4-space to which Logan responds with a 5-dimensional Death-Space, etc. Suddenly Andrew get's a brilliant idea and attacks Andrew using a Death Hilbert-Space (infinite dimensional). Logan, however, has been anticipating this and so counters with an Aleph-infinity space (bigger than infinity, much much bigger. But it also leads to a paradox that causes the universe to explode). Logan escapes into a discreet topological space at the last moment and threatens to terrorize it's subjects with higher-math causing them to surrender.
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Post by The Radical Communist on Aug 4, 2007 20:15:33 GMT -6
Andrew then escapes into a cheescake and finds Logan and hugs him. This completly freaky act is so out of order that the universe explodes. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 5, 2007 17:32:51 GMT -6
The universe, upset at being forced to explode in two posts in a row, decided to take its revenge upon humanity by making everything taste like vegetables. Andrew refuses to eat anything and starves to death.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 8, 2007 21:45:50 GMT -6
Andrew, upon entering the underworld starts rallying all the ghosts and departed that the mortal realm is evil and is causing a dreadful overcrowding problem in Hades forcing everyone to slummy project housing funded by a welfare adMinistration that uses 80% of its funding for "adMinistrative fees." Rallying around Andrew's cause that there should be no more mortals to continue flooding Hades, the dead formed an army and invaded the world of the living and started killing. It didn't take long for the dead to realize that their violent incursion was actually creating a bigger problem than it started with, but by then it was too late; Hades became so dense with dead that it simply implodes into a black hole. The black whole then sucks up the world of the living with it. With no one to oppose him, Andrew runs into congress and changes the law so that he is dictator of the universe. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 9, 2007 15:35:38 GMT -6
Unfortunately, however, since Andrew is the only living person, he soon discovers that he is the dictator of nothing. Furthermore, there is no one to do anything for him like feed him meals or drive him places. Andrew soon becomes frustrated and decides that he should repopulate the earth so that he will have someone to command. Since there are no women, however, Andrew is forced to resort to cloning himself. All of Andrew's clones, however, refuse to do anything either, so they create clones of themselves to do their bidding. And so the process continues until the world is flooded with billions of Andrews not doing anything. Meanwhile, Logan has seized power in the world of the dead inside of the black hole. Since Logan actually has some people to govern and since he is relatively good at governing, the world of the dead is soon transformed from a miserable shanty-town into a thriving metropolis. Furthermore, since no information can escape from a black hole, the Andrews have no way of realizing that Logan has created a utopia inside the black hole and hence they do not attempt to take it over.
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Post by The Admin on Aug 10, 2007 20:25:22 GMT -6
Until randomly when the Monty Python foot smashes down on the dead utopia. Now the dead are (dead) dead. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2007 20:52:16 GMT -6
Logan then decides to eat the Monty Python foot after baking it in the oven along with a lovely red sauce and a side of lamb-chops. Andrew then begins to have horrible nightmares about sheep crying.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 17, 2007 22:22:33 GMT -6
Andrew then uses a time machine to get Spore before anyone else. Logan in despair about not being able to play Spore commits suicide. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 20, 2007 7:15:47 GMT -6
The sickness unto death is despair. Logan follows Soron Kierkegaard's advice and goes mad. He also manages to throw himself at the ground and miss, thereby learning how to fly. (flying) Logan drops rocks on Andrew.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 23, 2007 15:39:03 GMT -6
Andrew finds an atomic transmuter ray and turns Logan into a pink unicorn. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 24, 2007 14:50:46 GMT -6
Pink unicorn's don't exist, they're imaginary. (imaginary) Logan squares himself and becomes negative (anti) Logan comes into contact with Logan and annihilates himself (nothing) Logan achieves nirvanah (Buddhist) Logan convinces people that he is the dali lama and leads a horde of crazed Tibetans in a massive battle against Andrew.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 29, 2007 19:59:57 GMT -6
Andrew goes to Europe and sparks a new round of colonialism and subjegates all non Westerners. I rule all.
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Post by zoel on Sept 30, 2007 11:45:42 GMT -6
After time, the Europeans inevitably decline into secularism and thus are vulnerable to all sorts of weird eastern religions including Tibetan Buddhism. Logan's buddhist followers in Europe launch a holy non-violence campaign bringing down all of the governments of Europe and then seizes control in the subsequent power vacuum.
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