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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2008 9:02:03 GMT -6
Little Billy in the back corner!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 29, 2008 21:46:52 GMT -6
Before he would deal with the editor, he had to have a weeks worth of inflatable sharks.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 3, 2008 9:01:27 GMT -6
To entertain the fire breathing...
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Post by zoel on May 3, 2008 16:37:13 GMT -6
princess
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 7, 2008 14:59:30 GMT -6
The fire breathing princess turned out to be none other than the sister of...
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Post by zoel on May 8, 2008 9:09:31 GMT -6
the ravenous princess, who Logan could not remember at the moment whether or not she had actually been killed in the original adventure thread.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 10, 2008 15:52:33 GMT -6
Everyone looked around to see if the ravenous princess was still alive or if she was dead. Bands of everyone from firemen and Navy SEALS to Amish families began to look high and low for the ravenous princess. Eventually a hobo found the ravenous princess, alive but maybe not so well, in the restroom in a county courthouse in Nebraska. The hobo brought her to the main setting so everyone could see, but as they arrived they were confronted by Richard Dawkins who at the same time brought the ghost of the ravenous princess...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 28, 2008 21:13:33 GMT -6
which he insisted was not the spirit of the ravenous princess, but in fact an ectoplasmic life form. A debate immediately ensued on whether this ghost was even the ghost of the princess, but this ceased when suddenly...
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2008 14:39:25 GMT -6
Richard Dawkins realized that if evolution was true, it would increase his genetic fitness to kill as many of the other people in the room as possible and lay his eggs in their corpses.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 12, 2008 19:40:50 GMT -6
As Richard Dawkins' evil plot began to take shape and bodies were found everywhere with his eggs growing in them, it was decided that a group of great heroes were needed to vanquish him...
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Post by zoel on Jun 13, 2008 14:06:42 GMT -6
None of the existing groups of great heroes, however, would willingly submit to do anything, since they remembered that everyone who became the protagonist of this thread soon died. For that reason, the editor--who was surprisingly still alive--decided to write in a group of completely new protagonists, the first of whom would be...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 22, 2008 21:43:55 GMT -6
Logan.
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Post by zoel on Jun 29, 2008 5:02:08 GMT -6
Logan, however, promptly abandoned the thread after remembering that it had a bad habit of killing its protagonists...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 1, 2008 21:39:12 GMT -6
Then, stepping, or rather rolling, into the position of protaganist, comes Steven Hawking.
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Post by zoel on Jul 7, 2008 5:51:53 GMT -6
"Humans must evacuate the planet if we wish to preserve the species!" Stephen Hawkins proclaimed boldly...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 13, 2008 15:23:30 GMT -6
"You mean anchovies?" somebody in the audience asked.
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Post by zoel on Jul 16, 2008 22:46:26 GMT -6
"Yes, humans must evacuate the planet of anchovies if we want to save it," Hawkings agreed.
With that, a massive space-campaign was begun to launch all the world's anchovies into the nether-realms of space...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 7, 2008 14:36:28 GMT -6
However, the anchovies all decided that they should stay and people should leave, prompting a giant war waged primarily with...
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Post by zoel on Aug 8, 2008 20:27:19 GMT -6
sporks.
At first it seemed that the humans had an advantage, since the anchovies didn't have opposable thumbs, and thus couldn't actually wield the sporks. The anchovies, however, soon developed a tactic whereby they duct-taped the sporks to their bellies and swarmed the humans. The humans were so confused by wondering where the anchovies got duct tape that they stood around with contemplative stares on their faces instead of fighting back.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2008 21:06:42 GMT -6
By the time the humans realized what was happening they had been forced all the way back to Moose Bend Montana where they were forced to resort to the desperate tactic of...
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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2008 19:11:16 GMT -6
inbreeding
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2008 10:16:36 GMT -6
Thus the humans sent out a two headed person to be their emissary to the anchovies, who were...
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Post by zoel on Aug 24, 2008 12:15:48 GMT -6
temporarily distracted from their genocide of the human inbreds by a border war with the Q continuum...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 3, 2008 19:51:32 GMT -6
The Q had apparently decided that anchovies did not deserve to live, so the Q decided on to have great Pizza eating contest, with anchovies as the toppings.
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2008 19:47:45 GMT -6
The anchovies naturally resented being used as a pizza topping and therefore decided to kill the Q and use them as..
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 9, 2008 14:11:34 GMT -6
A substitue for sliced bread, but everyone started complaining that their food was talking to them and wouldn't shut the hell up...
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Post by zoel on Nov 17, 2008 11:27:39 GMT -6
Although actually this was a great marketing ploy for little kids who like to have talking food...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Nov 30, 2008 18:27:49 GMT -6
It was less agreeable to one Mr. Roger Summers who suffered a nervous breakdown and emerged believing he was Genghis Khan and that he was destined to conquer Irma...
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Post by zoel on Dec 2, 2008 13:09:17 GMT -6
even the awesomeness that is Mr. Rogers, however, was no match for the citizens of Irma, who had finally evolved superpowers after generations of inbreeding...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 7, 2009 22:21:34 GMT -6
However, Mr. Roger Summer/Genghis Khan is then assailed by...THE Mr. Rogers.
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