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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 24, 2003 19:53:06 GMT -6
There was a tunnel...
And there was light...
The light engulfed all things...
And all things were in the light...
And then...
A voice was heard...
"WHAT??!!!!!!!!!! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??!!!!!"
He tried to speak his name, then only to realize that he did not remember his name...
"WELL, SPEAK UP!!"
He wanted to oblige, but he could not even speak, nor did he even know how to speak.
"TCH, FINE!!!! I'LL CHECK IT OUT MYSELF!!!"
The voice went away, and and he wondered to himself, what is this place? More importantly, what am I?
Footsteps were heard coming back.
"ALL RIGHT, I THINK I CAN DO THIS RIGHT!..."
A snap was heard, and slowly, things came back.
His name was Ionix. He was a warrior.
He had just... died........
Ionix looked at the lanky man near him.
"Yes, you are dead. I am Brain Candy. While I normally wouldn't deal with normal people like you that have no part in my plans, it appears I... intercepted you on your way to the afterlife."
The one called Brain Candy scowled and chugged down some Mountain Dew.
"And, yet, I can think of no reason why you didn't go all the way to the afterlife, other than if mine or...his editor did it, which I doubt as you look unimportantt to me."
Ionix, sat there, dumbfounded. He had died... died at the hands of... Nathan... the treacherous bastard.
Then, a possibility came to mind. "Could... and oath do it?"
Brain Candy laughed. "No, no, no. No one takes oaths seriously anymore. That went out with the knights and princesses and..." Brain Candy pauses as he notes the knightish swords Ionix carries. And he scowls, loudly, something about archeaic bastardness. Then, he cleared his throut, "Yes, I suppose. Does this mean you know what's going on so you can LEAVE??!!!!!
The words ecoed through the room, and Ionix quickly nodded, and, "Well, how can I leave? I..."
Ionix could say no more as a ray of enegy hit him, and he was among men. Bodies of men. He got up and noted the forms of Xyia, his brother, and Bart, all breathing slowly...
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 25, 2003 12:22:10 GMT -6
Swanson is going to be [glow=red,2,300]VERY[/glow] unhappy...  |
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Post by The Admin on Dec 26, 2003 18:10:42 GMT -6
....But before the end ever came, Ionix had realized one final thing.
Every single life, somehow or another he had been killed not by Nathan, as he originally had suspected, but by a rather helpless-looking fellow named Arthur Dent.
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 26, 2003 19:23:46 GMT -6
OH PLEASE~  Ionix is not a whale, or a pot of petunias! Ionix is a fictional character, and not to be confused with the works of Douglas Adams!  |
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Dec 26, 2003 19:28:06 GMT -6
Okay, Swanson, how about we just go on and ignore every post you post on Adventure... We can just keep on going and completly ignore you... Hehehe, I can practially see the steam coming off you ;D I love irritating the hell out of people. If you don't like Adventure, don't take part in it. It's that simple.  |
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Post by Orniloglist on Dec 28, 2003 16:18:55 GMT -6
waht is this? its alla burnt toasted up! Why don' ya'll poepel just inogre that bitch Swanson an' start it ovar agian,
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Post by The Admin on Dec 28, 2003 17:24:07 GMT -6
Hmm....
you say they were "Never found" What if they just stayed lost?
Forever....
But let's not go there right away, instead let's talk about one of the times that Ionix realized he was being killed by Arthur....
For example, one time, Ionix was a penguin, he ate the things penguins ate and did the things penguins did. One of the things he loved to do was....
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 28, 2003 18:36:50 GMT -6
Swanson's not a pregnant dog. At least I don't think so. Seeing how I'm MOHC, I'm right. I claim this a religious matter. Alright moving on, let's not confuse arthur dent with ionix alright?
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Post by Swanson on Dec 28, 2003 20:56:28 GMT -6
I've been an ass, have it back to whatever you want  |
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Post by The Admin on Dec 29, 2003 16:25:47 GMT -6
As we were saying.
One day, Ionix decided to go on a little penguin trip...
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Dec 30, 2003 8:02:27 GMT -6
And seeing how penguins can't fly, he was tempted to try. So, with his little penguin waddle, he found an ice cliff, and waddled up in the penguin fashion. Here, he had a little penguin war inside his mind, deciding if he really wanted to try to fly.
"Alas, no" he thought. "It is simply nonsensical to try to jump off this cliff and fly. It's the sad fact of nature, I will never float admist the clouds, and have the sun beat on my face. I will never be warmed by that golden orb. No, I will spend all of days in the cold dark waters. I must be content with that."
And as little penguin ionix turned to climb down from the cliff...
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Post by The Admin on Dec 30, 2003 19:36:34 GMT -6
But a silly man who had been turned into a penguin happened to be nearby...
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Post by ionix on Dec 31, 2003 14:39:15 GMT -6
Ionix the penguin was doing whatever the hell he was, when a sea lion came up from the ice and persued Ionix. He then pulled him inside his mouth, chewed him into small, more manageable chucks and swallowed. The remains travelled through, being thouroughly disolved by acids residing in the digestive track. His adventure ended in a pile near the ice.
-----Fin
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Post by The Admin on Dec 31, 2003 19:04:24 GMT -6
Ionix, why did you kill yourself? Isn't that Swanson's job?
...the bits of digested penguin parts with associated digestive fluids slowly made their way along the digestive track until they reached...
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Post by MOHC TheGirl on Jan 1, 2004 11:43:38 GMT -6
the COLON!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jan 9, 2004 23:46:59 GMT -6
Ok. Everything after Swanson's response about Nathen killing Ionix is the stupidest stuff I ever heard. So I'm going to go back to that reply Swanson made about Nathen killing Ionix. Meanwhile Ionix thought he was going to die when suddenly two green lightsabers appeared and killed that mirror-universe Nathen. "Nathen?" Ionix said in pain struggling to keep his eyes open. " If you noticed Ionix that that Nathen had a red lightsaber." Nathen said. The last image Ionix saw that day was the men they had with them were screaming that they had victory. The next morning Ionix was bandiged up. Then he looked around and saw his old budy Nathen at the side of the bed. "Have a good nights rest?" Nathen said sarcasticly. "Not funny." Ionix said softly. Ionix tryed to get up, but there was to much pain to. "Nathen, where have you been all these years?" "I've been in my universe." Then people came in the room. "These are jedi I brought with me. They brought you back here." Nathen said. Ionix thanked them. "What about my friends?" Ionix asked Nathen. "All of them are fine and well. Now get some rest. We're leaving south soon. So at noon time the army marched south.
P.S I wrote this near midnight so I was grumpy.
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Post by Swanson on Jan 11, 2004 19:08:12 GMT -6
he died, okay, get it through your thick fucking skull, the mother burnt toaster died! He is Dead!!!! All over, no miraculous saves, the mother burnt toaster died!
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Post by The Admin on Jan 11, 2004 19:30:56 GMT -6
Notice my new employment of the capacity of this page to edit words!
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Post by Swanson on Jan 14, 2004 21:29:16 GMT -6
te he he he! youre so witty NOT |
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Post by The Admin on Jan 15, 2004 11:48:48 GMT -6
I am, I am! ;D
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Post by HCMBrainCandy on Jan 16, 2004 18:32:50 GMT -6
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 24, 2004 21:37:12 GMT -6
Okay, so Swanson said there was no last minute stuff to save Ionix. He didn't say that he could be reserected. So... Ionix felt darkness close. Then he saw a light. It told him to go back. That it wasn't his time. Then Ionix awoke. His wounds were gone. He got up and saw bodys litered across the landscape. Then he found the top of a moutain and looked for the group. He saw them running as fast as they could at least 1mile away. He could also see the mindless hoards going after them and a man in front of the hoards with a red lightsaber. Nathen. He knew he couldn't catch them until they stopped. So he prepared for a loooooooonnnnnngggggg hike to catch up with all his friends ahead.
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Post by The Admin on Feb 25, 2004 11:34:01 GMT -6
Along the way, he was intercepted by an evil penguin carrying a machine-gun... ![]() Immediately, Ionix realized this was going to be bad, very bad. He had only once before encountered an evil penguin in his many lives, but the encounter had been quite unpleasent to say the least.... |
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Post by Swanson on Feb 25, 2004 16:36:18 GMT -6
no, no, now lets not forget that ionix stayed in the void, FOREVER! Sorry, nice try Ethan, but it won't fly...or, you could just forget whatever I've said, doesn't really matter, i don't car if you continue, as long as you concead Swanson created an unescapable fate...
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Post by The Admin on Feb 26, 2004 11:50:15 GMT -6
Fine then, a biological personification that thought it was Ionix encountered an evil penguin...  |
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 28, 2004 11:30:36 GMT -6
Swanson you're not a co-founder anymore. You left Weluvducsoha. So therefore you can't decide the fate of Ionix's fate. Now only I can end the story. I'll ingnore every post you make that's about Ionix dieing. SO THAT IS FINAL!!! Now back to the adventure. Ionix suddenly pulled out his sword to fight the evil penguin. The penguin melted it with his laser vision. Then Ionix realized he has had a powerful weapon for years. He pulls out his lightsaber and turns it on. The penguin tried to melt the blade, but the laser beams were reflected of the blade of the lightsaber and turned the penguin to a pile of mush. "I'll give you a name. I shall call you string." That is what he called his lightsaber. He continued his journey to catch up with his friends. That night it was rainy. He could hardly find food. Then he saw a fire in the forest on a mountain. He crept silently to the fire and found 3 trolls having a meal.
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Post by The Admin on Feb 29, 2004 16:28:47 GMT -6
The trolls immediately grabbed Ionix and started talking about the best way to cook him. What they eventually decided upon was to saute him in a marianet made with cucumbers and then to coat him with a choclate fondue.
Halfway through cooking Ionix....
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 29, 2004 19:55:46 GMT -6
Then a voice came and said"I hate cucumbers!" "Well you should have told us before we started cooking him!"troll 2 said thinking it was troll 3. "Don't talk to yourself." troll 3 said. "No I was talking to you!" troll 2. Then the trolls got into an arguement. Then they dicided to roast him on a spit.
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 29, 2004 20:00:05 GMT -6
The smiley face is supposed to be d so don't pay attention to it.
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Post by The Admin on Mar 1, 2004 11:21:45 GMT -6
All at once, the trolls ran off to go and find a stick pointy enough to skewer Ionix on. Whilst they were doing this, however, Ionix had the presence of mind to grab a few cucumbers and run off to battle the evil penguins. Unfortunately, by this time the penguins had advanced to tank warfare ![]() |
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