I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 4, 2005 22:44:10 GMT -6
Here's the deal, I've decided to make a thread to make fun of fortune cookies. Since I started this thread, I will make the joke/thing/whatever.
You are careful and systematic in your buisness arrangements, IN BED.
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Post by newyorkpattie on Sept 11, 2005 10:33:21 GMT -6
okay...that's nice, but there really aren't too many of jokes about fortune cookies.....
"your hard work will pay off, BETWEEN THE SHEETS"
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Post by newyorkpattie on Sept 11, 2005 10:33:55 GMT -6
okay...that's nice, but there really aren't too many of jokes about fortune cookies.....
"your hard work will pay off, BETWEEN THE SHEETS"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 16, 2005 15:57:00 GMT -6
Your lucky numbers are 5, 6, and 9... IN BED.
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 11:16:28 GMT -6
I got one saying "Efforts pointed in a certain direction will tend to bring about their desire" ... in bed
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 23, 2005 15:57:52 GMT -6
 ( ;D )
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Post by you smell like cabbage on Sept 28, 2005 13:07:12 GMT -6
"All of Life's True Pleasures Are Free".. in bed
"You will experience a great awakening in the next month"... in bed
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Post by zoel on Sept 29, 2005 15:25:35 GMT -6
the last one is particularly ironic
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Oct 19, 2005 14:58:02 GMT -6
"Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies... in bed"
(Moments later Cato jumps out and screams "Siiiii!!!!" and chucks fortune cookies at you.)
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Post by [inferior to pancakes]man on Dec 14, 2005 9:38:36 GMT -6
I once got a fortune cookie that insulted me.
It said, "You will make a good lawyer."
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Dec 16, 2005 22:29:34 GMT -6
In bed?...  That is most definetly one of the more interesting ones I've heard. |
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 12, 2006 22:00:03 GMT -6
"You will be rewarded from someone you respect"...in bed
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2006 17:07:46 GMT -6
Okay, Izod, just whatever prompted you to start this thread?
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 27, 2006 21:02:30 GMT -6
I guess I decided to do it on the spot, at the time.
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2006 8:02:29 GMT -6
that seems fairly in-character for him
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 25, 2006 21:46:52 GMT -6
I've got one.
You will always be surrounded by friends. In Bed.
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Post by zoel on Oct 5, 2006 4:42:44 GMT -6
you actually got that one?
kind of makes me think of sleeping with corey for a week and a half at debate camp.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Oct 21, 2006 18:49:55 GMT -6
When was this?
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Post by zoel on Jan 8, 2007 22:14:24 GMT -6
what part of at debate camp didn't you understand?
Anyways,
"A human being is a deciding being... in bed"
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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2008 18:34:18 GMT -6
My roommate just got
"you're always welcome in any gathering"... in bed.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 1, 2008 22:19:57 GMT -6
Good things are coming to you in due time...in bed.
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 3, 2008 19:30:28 GMT -6
This one assumes that your a prostitute.
You will do well to expand your business...in bed.
And this one is just plain nasty.
Confucius says: to err is human. To rub it in is divine!...in bed
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 20, 2010 13:30:34 GMT -6
New people are entering your life, bringing new concepts.
A well-aimed spear is worth three.
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