HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 5, 2006 21:23:39 GMT -6
He also said Earth was Mostly Harmless... Well, I guess we could count IZOD as not really being human or being from Earth. The universe exploded. Everyone was dead... again.
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Post by zoel on Jan 6, 2006 14:37:05 GMT -6
except for our valient protagonast...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 6, 2006 23:53:58 GMT -6
Peter.
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Post by zoel on Jan 7, 2006 17:58:22 GMT -6
Who had survived, though how or why no one could say. Needless to say, when Peter finally discovered that the entire population of the universe was dead (which was a few days later) he did...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 7, 2006 22:23:35 GMT -6
Indeed come as close as he ever had to fuming about the lack of decent foods such as hot dogs.
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Post by zoel on Jan 12, 2006 19:40:33 GMT -6
but after a few seconds, he got over it and decided to do nothing instead.
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 13, 2006 0:15:51 GMT -6
The nothing, however, was very indignent and...
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Post by zoel on Jan 13, 2006 21:06:49 GMT -6
promptly demanded that its salary be increased to the point where the director was forced to cut it from the script. This resulted in...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 14, 2006 21:53:49 GMT -6
The impacts of the Feminazi K to come to pass...
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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2006 11:13:40 GMT -6
Namely to say dehumanization, which outweighs nuclear war. Nuclear war was so depressed by its loss of power in the debate world that it broke its diet, eating an entire chocolate cake in one meal. Needless to say, after a week or two of this behavior, nuclear war had put on a pound or two, so much so in fact that it outweighed dehumanization and patriarchy combined. Hefting its weight with an unseemly ease, nuclear war proceeded to...
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HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 0:46:03 GMT -6
Declare war on one of the most powerful forces in the universe, Wal-Mart.
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 9:52:34 GMT -6
Wal-Mart responded by dropping prices. Nuclear War did its best to dodge the falling prices, but in the end it succumbed to the crushing blow of 20 rolls of toilet paper for only $2.99.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 16, 2006 13:18:22 GMT -6
Thus, Nuclear War wandered the streets, bankrupt. However bankrupt he was, though, he was still Nuclear War, and when one day he was inconvienienced by...
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Post by zoel on Jan 16, 2006 13:47:36 GMT -6
by the invention of the star-wars anti-ballistic missile system...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 11:48:16 GMT -6
But then Star Trek got jealous and hired nuclear war to it's side...
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Post by zoel on Jan 17, 2006 17:48:09 GMT -6
at which point Nuclear war discovered the downside of forcefields...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 17, 2006 20:22:12 GMT -6
When a large ugly bicycle repair man...
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Post by zoel on Jan 18, 2006 11:39:07 GMT -6
refused to be vaporized despite walking directly into a warehouse filled with thousands of still-active Russian nuclear warheads which promptly detonated.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 18, 2006 13:48:28 GMT -6
Nuclear War was baffled by this development, who then turned to a federal oversight commitee who formed a commitee who formed a organization to draft a paper detailing the possible methods that might be used to launch an invesgigation to explore the finacial reprecussions of helping Nuclear War out and if so to form another oversight beureu to over the drafting of a document detailing the creation of a new commitee to investigate the how the [Hades] the bicycle repair man was not dead yet. Having reached the conclusion and spending, suprisingly, less than the predicted $27 trillion, the commitee concluded that the bycycle repair man was fat and was a bycycle repair man.
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 11:17:14 GMT -6
at which point, the bycycle repairman who had now been called both fat and ugly sued the government for $27Trillion...
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Post by The Radical Communist on Jan 19, 2006 13:49:15 GMT -6
And of course footed Nuclear War the bill.
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Post by zoel on Jan 19, 2006 16:46:41 GMT -6
Nuclear War, now penniless, was forced to get a job as an encyclopedia salesman, a job which he enjoyed at least somewhat until...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 10:44:54 GMT -6
He decided to look up an entry in one of his encyclepedias under the name of...
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 10:46:50 GMT -6
Douglas Adems. Under that title, the encyclopedia had only two words "most harmless"
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 20, 2006 13:33:36 GMT -6
Most harmless?, Nuclear War thought to itself. What the {flaming Monkey on an Egyptian bobsled} does that mean?
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Post by zoel on Jan 20, 2006 14:04:59 GMT -6
but then nuclear war wondered whether there was even such a thing as an Egyptian Bobsled, so he looked it up in his encyclopedia and discovered that an Egyptian Bobsled was actually the name for a very alcoholic drink. Being somewhat stunned, nuclear war decided a nice stiff drink was exactly what he needed so he...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 13:15:14 GMT -6
Mugged a...
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 14:24:21 GMT -6
rabid lemming...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 21, 2006 17:46:57 GMT -6
And then procedded to undress himself and...
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Post by zoel on Jan 21, 2006 18:00:38 GMT -6
expose his...
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