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Post by zoel on Sept 9, 2005 17:57:24 GMT -6
distressed at its very disagreeable position, the story decided that it would go for a walk around the park with its good friend...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 9, 2005 19:54:29 GMT -6
the pink water breathing bunny rabbit in a watertight suit from way back from the original adventure...
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Post by zoel on Sept 10, 2005 13:52:45 GMT -6
but when he got to the pink water breathing bunny rabbit in a watertight suit's house, no one was there. Suspecting foul play, the story immediately called the police who...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 10, 2005 21:41:11 GMT -6
Were too busy eating doughnuts to be of any assistance.
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Post by zoel on Sept 11, 2005 13:42:24 GMT -6
and so the story was forced to consult the neighbor of the pink water breathing bunny rabbit in a watertight suit, who just so happened to be...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Sept 11, 2005 20:22:14 GMT -6
Frosty the Snowman who had gotten past his days as a kind old snowman long ago and decided to be...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 11, 2005 21:59:53 GMT -6
A cannabalistic snowman. But he hadn't been able to find any recently, so he decided to help the story out in finding out where the pink water breathing bunny rabbit had gone and possibly find some other snowmen to eat along the way...
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 11:01:13 GMT -6
And so the story and Frosty set out across the chill reaches of the Alaskan Tundra, where the didn't actually find the pink water-breathing bunny rabbit, but they did find several brownie-deer which they promptly...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 12, 2005 14:32:29 GMT -6
Attempted to convert to Weluvducsoha...
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Post by zoel on Sept 12, 2005 19:37:56 GMT -6
the brownie-deer, however were already members of the cult of ASKLGHSL the main beliefs of this cult were that all brownie-deer go to heaven and that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 10:21:10 GMT -6
They then get to make milk cartoons fornicate for all of eternity...
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 13:33:14 GMT -6
of course this naturally caused the man from the censorship board to complain...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 13, 2005 20:53:30 GMT -6
And complain he did, and this time he brought a bazooka and a couple dozen mercenaries with him.
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Post by zoel on Sept 13, 2005 21:05:55 GMT -6
the mercenaries promptly obliterated the brownie-deer and ate their remains. Afterwards, they...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 14:07:46 GMT -6
Mutated into...
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Post by zoel on Sept 14, 2005 15:47:10 GMT -6
three headed sheep with beards...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 14, 2005 20:45:03 GMT -6
The man from the cenorship board turned around and suddenly saw what had transpired. Which of course made him feel he had to overcompensate for his incredably small [woody]. He did this by...
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Post by zoel on Sept 15, 2005 15:37:49 GMT -6
buying an arsenal of nuclear missiles and launching them at...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 15, 2005 20:19:56 GMT -6
The vacation home of the Executive Producer up in the Arctic. However, the Executive Producer was currently in one of his many other vacation homes in Beverly Hills, surronded by hordes of sexy women. But, the house was not unoccupied, for after unsuccesfully attempting to convert the brownie-dear to Weluvducsoha, the story and Frosty the snowman had taken up residence there... And of course were killed by the nuke. This done, the original main character, the editor, and the story itself had all died...
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Post by zoel on Sept 16, 2005 11:30:21 GMT -6
this being the case, a random observer wondered if the thread itself might die, but that could only happen if Logan or Andrew deleted it since global moderators can post in locked threads...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 16, 2005 16:17:38 GMT -6
This random observer was a prime target for a prank and was sebsequentially written into existance on the thread as a pink shrubbery. The pink shrubbery was very indignant about the whole matter, and suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 18:02:37 GMT -6
burst into flames but was not consumed. This prompted a man named Moe with a stutter to declare that God wanted to free a certain group of people from enslavement in the land of..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 17, 2005 21:47:19 GMT -6
The everlasting puke green pants festival!
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Post by zoel on Sept 17, 2005 22:35:06 GMT -6
but as it turns out, the people were not in fact enslaved, they just happened to be from the eighties and had really bad taste...
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Post by chocozuma on Sept 18, 2005 12:20:58 GMT -6
but then zoel the writer of the previous post was shoot repeatedly with a shotgun carried by me and i set myself up as ruler of the earth hahahaha! because the 80s rock don't u diss the 80s!
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Post by zoel on Sept 18, 2005 14:48:53 GMT -6
Naturally raising the question of "How on Earth can Zoel be dead if he's posting this!?" Since nobody could answer the question, Zoel proceeded to change the story to something about a man named Denmark who wanted to move to [near Luxembourg]
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 18, 2005 15:11:37 GMT -6
Unfortuetly he could not at the moment seeing as how the area [near Luxembourg] was infested by hordes of (hypochodriac) vampires.
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 11:46:28 GMT -6
so instead he decided to take up swing dancing. Since he needed a swing-dancing partner, he promptly recruited...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 19, 2005 17:10:20 GMT -6
JerOD.
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Post by zoel on Sept 19, 2005 19:05:03 GMT -6
and so JerOD and Denmark became swing-dancing champions winning every single tournament and millions of dollars which they used to...
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