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Post by zoel on Aug 13, 2005 19:54:04 GMT -6
where being the only white person he was promptly declared leader in the desprate hope that he could restore their world to some semblance of normality
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 14, 2005 14:10:12 GMT -6
His first action was to declare war on all potted plants in the kingdom...
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Post by zoel on Aug 15, 2005 20:51:52 GMT -6
of course it was a third world country and there were no potted plants so his second action was to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 18, 2005 10:24:54 GMT -6
Start an Inquisition to root out all the potted plants he just knew were in his kingdom...
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Post by zoel on Aug 18, 2005 20:53:27 GMT -6
after the burning of several thousand old women, the inquisition came to a sudden screeching halt when someone suggested that the editor's wife was in fact a potted plant...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 21, 2005 20:59:37 GMT -6
But then picked up again just as abruptly as the editor found he enjoyed the presence of his secretary far more...
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 15:55:25 GMT -6
all of which caused a giant tidal wave of events eventually leading to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 22, 2005 17:10:39 GMT -6
Howard Dean becoming president...
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Post by zoel on Aug 22, 2005 19:27:03 GMT -6
which was actually a good thing, because the first thing he did was to pass a law banning the use of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 24, 2005 20:26:40 GMT -6
widgets.
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 17:20:03 GMT -6
Banning widgits was wondeful, because all widgits are made in China, and the ban on using them caused all of the widgits in China to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 25, 2005 20:21:57 GMT -6
Launch the Pudding Revolution, named so because...
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Post by zoel on Aug 25, 2005 21:14:13 GMT -6
the widgits were trying desperately to overthrow the ruling party of Water Buffalo who only ate pudding and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 26, 2005 23:05:33 GMT -6
cement. Needless to say the party of water buffolo quickly clogged all of their inards. Unable to injest food, or for that matter, air, the party members desperatly fumbled to free themselves from their prediciment, meeting with limited success. Finally, they decided to call...
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Post by zoel on Aug 27, 2005 19:45:58 GMT -6
1-800-geiko. Fifteen minutes could save them 15% or more...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 10:42:35 GMT -6
By this time the Geiko gecko was thourougly upset over his lack of a job. He decided to launch his own revolution, and he banded with the Taco Bell chiwauwa, that original Dell guy, Ronald Mcdonald, and the Budwiser toads; together they all marched on...
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Post by zoel on Aug 31, 2005 14:11:20 GMT -6
Moose Bend, Montana where they were confronted by none other than...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 31, 2005 22:01:01 GMT -6
Planter's Mr. Peanut, who was still employed and decided to stop all this nonsense utilizing a giant...
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 0:48:32 GMT -6
spork, which was made out of plastic so...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 14:24:05 GMT -6
Natrually IZOD attempted to eat it...
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Post by zoel on Sept 3, 2005 20:04:49 GMT -6
and choked, but since he was too stupid to die, he just turned blue and ran around singing "Im an oscar mayer wiener..."
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 3, 2005 22:04:18 GMT -6
Prompting a lawsuit by, er... Oscer Myer Wiener Inc. or whomever... Bobe for short So, they set up a trial; IZOD had to defend himself as 1) he really didn't know what was going on so he ended up dening legal consul, and 2)Every state provided attorney ran out of the room screaming after spending five minutes with him. So, on the first day of the trial...
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 12:55:38 GMT -6
Izod, who is a better debate then Andrew, but that's not saying much, read a plan on why shaving whales was such a horrible idea, but since it didn't have any harms or solvency...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 16:02:35 GMT -6
Everyone ran out of the courtroom screaming and ears bleeding. Standing in an empty courtroom, IZOD then decided he was going to be the judge!...
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Post by zoel on Sept 4, 2005 17:53:57 GMT -6
and gave himself the loss, which led to a massive upsurge in whale shaving, causing the whales to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 4, 2005 20:47:40 GMT -6
Do the Robot!
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Post by zoel on Sept 5, 2005 10:59:51 GMT -6
which was mildly entertaining until, like all robots in poorly-written sci-fi movies, the whales attempted to take over the world. Since whales are the largest living things ever to exist, they did this primarily by squashing people and then taking their...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 6, 2005 16:58:24 GMT -6
Potted plants, at which point the editor came back into the story armed with a shotgun, attempting to kill allt the potted plants. Needless to say the editor...
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Post by zoel on Sept 6, 2005 20:28:49 GMT -6
was himself eaten by a venus flytrap...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Sept 8, 2005 21:06:50 GMT -6
And finally after 85 or so posts (the first five or so being devoted to IAMTHEGREENPUTTYTHATSMASHESCDs who then quickly died), the editor has died, once again leaving the story with no plot or even a main character...
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