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Post by zoel on Jan 15, 2008 0:19:42 GMT -6
the dali llama...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jan 26, 2008 21:24:31 GMT -6
Who then thought up a foolproof method of driving the Chinese out of Tibet; Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau!
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Post by zoel on Jan 28, 2008 15:17:42 GMT -6
Unfortunately, inspector Clouseau was still busy working on a case involving the disappearance of a certain very wealthy old woman's underpants...
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Post by Syd (formerly Ionix) on Jan 29, 2008 15:56:01 GMT -6
There were supposed to have smelled of cheese and high-grade formica. If he were to encounter these underpants, he would have...
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Post by zoel on Feb 2, 2008 12:09:05 GMT -6
been horribly disgusted and run away..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 18, 2008 20:47:40 GMT -6
The situation changed dramatically when the Borg showed up and assimilated Ralph Nader...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 19, 2008 22:03:14 GMT -6
This was unfortunate for the Borg, however, because (Borg) Ralph Nader promptly declared that the Borg were harmful to the environment.
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Post by zoel on Feb 20, 2008 15:23:12 GMT -6
The Borg then tried to throw Ralph Nader into the vacuum of space, but were foiled by the sudden appearance of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2008 19:43:43 GMT -6
A Minister, a priest and a Rabbi...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Feb 27, 2008 14:54:32 GMT -6
Who then began to get into a lenthy arguement about the Trinity...
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Post by zoel on Feb 27, 2008 19:45:12 GMT -6
which ended when a group of Mormons ran into the room and started shouting something about the 144,000
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 29, 2008 23:04:36 GMT -6
And then further degenerated when the Jehovah's Witnesses barged in and insisted that was their due...
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Post by zoel on Mar 2, 2008 19:37:29 GMT -6
unfortunately, it was discovered that the Jehovah's Witnesses were actually overdue and they had to be returned to the library or someone would have to pay the fine of 10cents/day...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 5, 2008 22:29:57 GMT -6
When suddenly Bill Gates showed up and he was hit upon for money...
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Post by zoel on Mar 6, 2008 17:01:52 GMT -6
by the society for the advancement of people whose fingers are stuck up their noses...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2008 15:21:55 GMT -6
But these people all had the unfortunete misfortune of being in [near Luxembourg]...
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Post by zoel on Mar 29, 2008 6:30:26 GMT -6
and therefore their protest was declared obscene before they could take it before Bill Gates (who would have undoubtedly given them the money)
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 30, 2008 10:56:50 GMT -6
As they were now associated with [near Luxembourg], things associated with them quickly were declared obscene too, such as hair...
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Post by zoel on Mar 30, 2008 12:31:16 GMT -6
what hair had to do with people from [Near Luxembourg] with their fingers stuck up there nose remained a mystery to our most recent editor until she discovered that...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 1, 2008 18:25:40 GMT -6
Was an orange alligator.
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Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2008 15:40:29 GMT -6
it reminded us all of the story of Darth Cow, who having been thrown into a black hole in the other thread now emerged from a white hole and ate the editor for copyright infringement...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 10, 2008 12:44:23 GMT -6
Darth Cow, of course, ran away quite quickly when he realized what thread he was now in, as it was infamous as the thread that frequently killed its protagonists whenever it aquired them...
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Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2008 17:41:40 GMT -6
and so the Editor was allowed to continue her existence as an orange alligator...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Apr 14, 2008 15:29:32 GMT -6
She was then confronted by PETA, who claimed she was mutated by nuclear radiation...
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Post by zoel on Apr 14, 2008 16:22:44 GMT -6
which was clearly offensive to all real orange alligators and so they were going to have to kill her...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 21, 2008 12:42:48 GMT -6
But she attempted to fight back by enlisting the help of the Swiss...
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Post by zoel on Apr 22, 2008 12:14:59 GMT -6
...who had apparently migrated to this thread after being defeated by Adem in the other thread.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 24, 2008 13:43:17 GMT -6
Leading someone to wonder just what it was recently with threads spilling over into each other...
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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2008 10:48:40 GMT -6
at which point an obscure genius named Edward Scnitzlefrueden suggested that all the threads were connected by being part of a single "forum" on which a group of beings which he called the "authors" worked collaboratively to created each of the different threads.
Indeed, this theory seemed to have great promise and was widely regarded as the "best new things" by large numbers of people.
By this time, however, the editor had used her Swiss Mercenaries to seize control of most of eastern Europe and was now seeking to destroy anyone who might be a menace to her.
Soon, she sought to assassinate Edward to prevent him from ever opposing her will...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 28, 2008 16:24:27 GMT -6
So sought to do this by asking for the aid of...
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