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Post by zoel on Apr 27, 2006 7:27:09 GMT -6
a tribe of nomadic villagers who had never been discovered by the outside world. Distraught by the destruction of their pebble, the villagers promptly formed a cricket team and...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 27, 2006 16:56:48 GMT -6
Protested the world's use of purple paint.
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Post by zoel on Apr 28, 2006 10:33:58 GMT -6
Purple paint, of course, was a euphemism in their language for slave labor, but since nobody else knew that they were first ignored and then enslaved by a group of Bedouins who were trying to...
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Post by Cellery on Apr 29, 2006 6:00:30 GMT -6
begin a fish slapping contest, they instead...
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Post by zoel on Apr 29, 2006 8:00:07 GMT -6
fed overe 5000 people with two loaves and five fishes...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 30, 2006 11:56:51 GMT -6
Naturally this resulted in nuclear war.
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Post by zoel on Apr 30, 2006 13:08:13 GMT -6
and all of the fish mutated into giant man-eating water-buffalo
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 1, 2006 15:22:38 GMT -6
but they were quickly destroyed by water buffalo-eating pies.
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Post by zoel on May 1, 2006 17:16:51 GMT -6
which promptly started a genocide against THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 1, 2006 19:34:53 GMT -6
Then, of course, the PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE used the PIE OF DOOM to destroy these genecidal pies.
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2006 8:07:26 GMT -6
but the PIE OF DOOM being a pie, natrually decided to spare the pies and kill THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE PIE instead.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 2, 2006 12:17:38 GMT -6
(editor) Logan is impaled with a pie. In the chaotic aftermath, the studio decided to make a new plot involving...
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Post by zoel on May 2, 2006 15:39:57 GMT -6
Cookie Monster, who was the closest thing to a protagonest this story had, since he ate I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CDS at the beginning of the story...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 4, 2006 11:10:47 GMT -6
One day the Cookie Monster was taking a walk when suddenly he was assaulted by...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 4, 2006 18:55:26 GMT -6
Michael Jackson!
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Post by zoel on May 4, 2006 21:40:54 GMT -6
who had accidentally mistaken him for a 10-year-old boy...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 12, 2006 21:24:12 GMT -6
Valiantly the Cookie Monster unsheathed his...
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Post by zoel on May 13, 2006 19:06:40 GMT -6
his lightsaber...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 15, 2006 11:00:19 GMT -6
Micheal Jackson, in the face of this assault, quickly...
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Post by zoel on May 15, 2006 17:13:44 GMT -6
was reduced to a pile of ashes...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on May 30, 2006 14:33:23 GMT -6
which began to do the moonwalk.
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Post by zoel on May 30, 2006 20:47:20 GMT -6
but then cookie monster decided to eat the ashes because the moon looks like a cookie
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Post by Cellery on May 31, 2006 8:08:17 GMT -6
But little did he know, the moon was plotting. He was plotting to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on May 31, 2006 20:22:25 GMT -6
Become a strip dancer.
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Post by zoel on May 31, 2006 20:54:03 GMT -6
which was rather predictable since the moon moons half the world every night...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 4, 2006 16:07:01 GMT -6
...but, unknown to the moon, there are two full moons each full moon.
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Post by delaiken on Jun 5, 2006 8:56:59 GMT -6
...which are really really hungry...
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2006 11:57:31 GMT -6
and so they started eating the stars...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 5, 2006 15:24:43 GMT -6
But then they came up against Harrison Ford...
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Post by zoel on Jun 5, 2006 20:02:34 GMT -6
who refused to be eaten, although he did let the moon lick one of his toes...
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