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Post by Cellery on Jun 6, 2006 22:55:45 GMT -6
While the other moon watched godzilla movies and starved.
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Post by zoel on Jun 7, 2006 14:11:08 GMT -6
since the moon was starving, it decided to eat itself, since as everyone knows the moon is made out of green cheese
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 7, 2006 17:59:04 GMT -6
Thereby removing the last hope of survival of millions in the starving third world nation of...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 8, 2006 16:38:35 GMT -6
My toe.
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Post by zoel on Jun 9, 2006 21:28:43 GMT -6
his third toe, of course, which was promptly amputated by...
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Post by Casade on Jun 9, 2006 22:47:21 GMT -6
godzilla which had popped out of the screen and ate his third toe while the other moon watched and laughed
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 11, 2006 12:16:20 GMT -6
The precence of this extra moon of course contributing to global warming...
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Post by zoel on Jun 11, 2006 16:22:25 GMT -6
which was good, because otherwise there would have been an ice age, but since there wasn't...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 21, 2006 0:03:52 GMT -6
Humanity evolved into a state of pi sexes...
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Post by zoel on Jun 21, 2006 20:17:57 GMT -6
which was interesting for a number of reasons, but since most of them weren't PG rated they too were soon eliminated from the story by a band of maurauding...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jun 24, 2006 15:10:30 GMT -6
condoms
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Post by zoel on Jun 25, 2006 19:26:36 GMT -6
which were themselves immediately eliminated by the evil-baby-sun-god from the teletubbies
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jun 30, 2006 17:21:14 GMT -6
The teletubbies were, of course, building a giant superweapon designed to...
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Post by zoel on Jul 1, 2006 11:47:15 GMT -6
spread love and happiness throughout the universe...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 6, 2006 9:44:39 GMT -6
but then suddenly...
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Post by zoel on Jul 6, 2006 21:07:04 GMT -6
Mr Rogers burst onto the scene with a sawed-off shotgun and blew the teletubbies to bits...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 8, 2006 12:17:20 GMT -6
Mr. Rogers then decided that penguins...
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Post by zoel on Jul 9, 2006 21:09:54 GMT -6
were plotting his doom as we speak...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 10, 2006 13:56:31 GMT -6
Actually, by the time that last sentence was finished, the penguins were done plotting and had set their evil plot in motion to corner the world's supply in...
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Post by zoel on Jul 11, 2006 9:19:02 GMT -6
herring.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 20, 2006 11:48:13 GMT -6
This dastardly plot succeded in saving the whales, but unfortunetly some crazy debators were able to tie it to nuclear war. In the ensuing post-apocalypse, a small band of...
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Post by zoel on Jul 21, 2006 20:18:06 GMT -6
tripped out hippies...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Jul 24, 2006 15:17:32 GMT -6
decided that war was more fun than it had seemed. Therefore...
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Post by zoel on Jul 25, 2006 8:16:54 GMT -6
they promptly marched on washington and refused to stop swimming in the reflection pool until the president agreed to invade Canada...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Jul 29, 2006 10:34:04 GMT -6
Five minutes later, Canada...
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Post by zoel on Jul 29, 2006 20:20:23 GMT -6
responded with a pre-emptory invasion of California...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 1, 2006 21:24:44 GMT -6
California responded by throwing...
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Post by zoel on Aug 2, 2006 17:22:27 GMT -6
all of the mexicans into jail for...
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Aug 11, 2006 13:44:16 GMT -6
Having a small penis.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Aug 12, 2006 22:11:54 GMT -6
This event would have surely have brought about the wrath of the man from the censorship board had it not been for...
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