|
Post by zoel on Mar 20, 2006 10:59:18 GMT -6
which as well as being disgusting was also difficult to breath...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 20, 2006 17:02:43 GMT -6
When suddenly fni94yth29p4yghiuorhbw5946m8w4067258n6I^*^%YE N^%*U^%#^@#t5t54t43yu&^(GFfdbvtu85345y^U^65u54yh6jhd n*(%&$Y$%HGYJULHJNSD54645hgftgtyhtrjyhhsgtj8yotty45
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Mar 20, 2006 20:42:34 GMT -6
...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 25, 2006 17:05:56 GMT -6
...was the response by President Harding.
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Mar 25, 2006 18:14:16 GMT -6
oh. Go on then.
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 25, 2006 23:47:12 GMT -6
...What? Oh well, half of Harding's adMinistration laundered funds and ran off and a great big teapot dome ran around randomly crushing small towns across Montana or wherever until one day a champion stepped forth named...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Mar 26, 2006 12:55:50 GMT -6
the-teapot-smasher. Only he wasn't much of a champion since he got killed right away...
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Mar 26, 2006 22:00:53 GMT -6
but not before he...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Mar 27, 2006 15:53:57 GMT -6
married a young woman named "Diane" and had several children by her. One of the children was named...
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Mar 27, 2006 18:32:23 GMT -6
after...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 27, 2006 18:54:58 GMT -6
Micheal Jackson.
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Mar 28, 2006 18:02:23 GMT -6
but everyone called him mikey instead and made him eat bowls of life cereal
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Mar 30, 2006 20:17:38 GMT -6
Which killed not only his son but...
|
|
I AM THE IZOD!!
High Cleve Person
This is what happens when I eat too many baked beans.
Posts: 513
|
Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 30, 2006 21:20:16 GMT -6
turned his siblings into Satanic Canables.
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Mar 31, 2006 11:27:59 GMT -6
who all wanted to migrate to the other thread so they could hang out with Ferguson, but were prevented from doing so by...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 2, 2006 14:45:48 GMT -6
Sugar.
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 2, 2006 17:08:12 GMT -6
...and spice and everything nice, as well as an entire army of tall, heavyset men weilding machetes.
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Apr 3, 2006 15:23:09 GMT -6
These men were, in a previous life...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 3, 2006 18:37:09 GMT -6
gingerbread men, but they died after falling in a bowl of milk and dissolving...
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Apr 4, 2006 19:33:58 GMT -6
into...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 4, 2006 19:47:28 GMT -6
gingerbread crumbs which were then eaten by a labrador retriever named...
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Apr 6, 2006 20:10:03 GMT -6
something I can't pronounce because it was Helen Keller's dog.
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 7, 2006 10:58:57 GMT -6
When suddenly Dexter came along and...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 7, 2006 12:21:20 GMT -6
jumped on everyone
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Apr 8, 2006 21:22:21 GMT -6
Goofy also was supposed to come but he was mistaken for an Ewok and was then...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 9, 2006 12:56:03 GMT -6
Crowned leader of the Ewoks and sent them out on a murderous rampage across the world to confiscate all the doggie treats on Earth...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 10, 2006 10:33:45 GMT -6
a task which he failed to achieve because...
|
|
HCM Brain Candy
High Cleve Person
Supreme Overlord of TPWLP
The problem with the universe is you.
Posts: 4,008
|
Post by HCM Brain Candy on Apr 11, 2006 19:42:52 GMT -6
Osama Bin Laden was looking to settle the score with him...
|
|
|
Post by zoel on Apr 11, 2006 19:45:08 GMT -6
and while Osama didn't manage to settle his score with Goofy, he did accidentally destroy all the doggie treats in the world, an event which caused...
|
|
|
Post by Cellery on Apr 12, 2006 12:57:15 GMT -6
a virus that...
|
|