HCM Brain Candy
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 20, 2006 10:01:08 GMT -6
Thus the random assasins decided to take revenge on Godzilla, in a plot involving the use of a very...
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Post by zoel on Feb 21, 2006 9:42:11 GMT -6
unusual-looking cucumber which had been grown in...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 23, 2006 20:05:49 GMT -6
The bucket of JerOD's piss that he had decided not to drown himself in.
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Post by zoel on Feb 24, 2006 15:01:19 GMT -6
these cucumbers had the unusual property of...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Feb 28, 2006 19:48:58 GMT -6
Self-caniballization.
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Post by zoel on Mar 1, 2006 14:53:36 GMT -6
which was probably a good thing, because it wasn't like anyone else was going to eat them.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 3, 2006 1:24:13 GMT -6
But then someone took the time to think and ask exactly how self-cannabilizing cucumbers were going to deliver revenge in any fashion, to which someone responded...
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Post by zoel on Mar 3, 2006 22:42:58 GMT -6
that Nietzche was dead, so it didn't even matter...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 7, 2006 17:12:15 GMT -6
...and suddenly for no reason at all a plot hole appears and releases... :oGasp!!! It's I AM THE GREEN PUTTY THAT SMASHES CD'S!!!!!
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Post by Cellery on Mar 7, 2006 21:00:43 GMT -6
But suddenly me and my lawyer attempt to sue you for stealing my ideas...
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Post by zoel on Mar 8, 2006 11:29:38 GMT -6
but your lawer is Bill Clinton, so instead of suing Izod, he runs off with one of the jurists...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 8, 2006 16:21:21 GMT -6
and this side plot is eaten by...
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Post by zoel on Mar 9, 2006 6:42:48 GMT -6
an overgrown walrus
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Post by Cellery on Mar 9, 2006 16:16:50 GMT -6
Now this walrus had, early on in his life, made the mistake...
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Post by zoel on Mar 10, 2006 11:14:50 GMT -6
of eating an full grown plot, which gave it a terrible stomach ache. Side plots, however, were much more palpatable than plots and the Walrus now subsisted almost entire off of them. Having completed his meal, the Walrus began singing "I am the Walrus" and then proceeded to...
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 10, 2006 11:56:34 GMT -6
See if ingesting Nitro was as much fun as it was made out to be...
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Post by zoel on Mar 10, 2006 23:23:54 GMT -6
which, in fact, it was...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 11, 2006 7:28:18 GMT -6
for he had mysteriously gained the ability to...
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Post by zoel on Mar 11, 2006 13:13:02 GMT -6
explode at will
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 12, 2006 14:05:38 GMT -6
...Now this was an ability that many had yearned to possess, especially people who belong to a religion called Spontaniously Explodingism. Seeing this Walruses ability, these people began to bow down to it saying...
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Post by zoel on Mar 12, 2006 22:28:03 GMT -6
very nice and pleasing things. Of course in response the Walrus felt obligated to explode, blasting himself and all of his worshipers into itty-bitty pieces..
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 13, 2006 13:46:05 GMT -6
And from these itty bitty pieces came 13,000...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 13, 2006 22:47:29 GMT -6
executive producers ... All of which had an encredibly large woodys, thus causing the [glow=red,2,300]Executive Producer[/glow] to go on a mad rampage.
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 16, 2006 17:00:04 GMT -6
This mad rampage involved a spoon and a rather large...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 16, 2006 20:16:21 GMT -6
Popcicle...
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Post by Cellery on Mar 17, 2006 19:26:31 GMT -6
which wanted to...
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 1:46:52 GMT -6
be an exploding walrus
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Post by HCM Brain Candy on Mar 18, 2006 12:55:53 GMT -6
This popcicle that wished to be an exploding walrus was indeed part of a foul dastardly scheme by the Executive Producer. And it would have worked too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog, too!
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Post by zoel on Mar 18, 2006 13:26:20 GMT -6
the dog ate the popsicle and the popsicle stick and then almost choked and threw up all over the script, which resulted in...
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I AM THE IZOD!!
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Post by I AM THE IZOD!! on Mar 18, 2006 16:42:45 GMT -6
The universe being covered in a gooey popcicle liquid.
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